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North Koreans, Aliens...Noth Korean Aliens?

LTMLTM Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
So apparently we're under attack!

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Spokesmen for the Navy, Air Force, Defense Department and North American Aerospace Defense Command said they were looking into a video posted on the CBS News website that appears to show a rocket or some other object shooting up into the sky and leaving a large contrail over the Pacific Ocean.

"Nobody within the Department of Defense that we've reached out to has been able to explain what this contrail is, where it came from," Pentagon spokesman Col. Dave Lapan said. "So far, we've come up empty with any explanation."

All hail our anonymous missile overlords.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I want to believe

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    um. It was launched off of the coast of California. And NORAD has said "nope, not a threat"

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/11/09/131187504/-mystery-missile-launch-leaves-california-scratching-its-head

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    um. It was launched off of the coast of California. And NORAD has said "nope, not a thread"

    norad is gonna lock this shit up

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    another piece of the chemtrail puzzle falls into place

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But yeah as my NPR link says. Private rocket launches there are not super uncommon.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it was the Mythbusters

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    its a al qaeda muslim terrorist islam bioweapon of mass socialist kenyan destruction plot.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    But yeah as my NPR link says. Private rocket launches there are not super uncommon.
    The whole scene is bathed in the golden...

    Unf.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mexican terror baby attack.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mythbusters

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    why do those babies have giant dicks coming out of their bellies

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Mexican Space Program.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Mexican Space Program.

    mexican space program puts giant dicks on baby bellies?

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Crysis thread?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Mexican Space Program.

    mexican space program puts giant dicks on baby bellies?

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155142/mexican-space-program

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Mexican Space Program.

    mexican space program puts giant dicks on baby bellies?

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155142/mexican-space-program
    Lol i love it when they make fun of the mexicans, because thats how they act, lol so funny, this is the best show ever.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Mexican Space Program.

    mexican space program puts giant dicks on baby bellies?

    The Mexican space program is far more advanced than you would believe.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this is obviously part of the UN space alien diplomacy program

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there has been a large amount of UFO sightings in Asia recently, yes?

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That gives me an idea, this fetus terror method can work both ways!

    Gentlemen, point your penises at North Korea and Iran and GET TO FUCKING.

    We must not allow a bad fetus gap!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Mexican Space Program.

    mexican space program puts giant dicks on baby bellies?

    The Mexican space program is far more advanced than you would believe.

    I'm sure he's willing to believe

    Doesn't really mean shit in the face of the truth

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    But yeah as my NPR link says. Private rocket launches there are not super uncommon.

    My devilish impulse here is to say something awful like "It's gotta be pretty hard to hit the West Bank with a rocket launcher from California."

    That would be an awful thing to say.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    But yeah as my NPR link says. Private rocket launches there are not super uncommon.

    But they also are cleared well in advance by the FAA, and the FAA confirmed that it hadn't cleared any launches for that day.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    bad news, guys


    it's nuclear war

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    LTM wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Mexican Space Program.

    mexican space program puts giant dicks on baby bellies?

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155142/mexican-space-program
    Lol i love it when they make fun of the mexicans, because thats how they act, lol so funny, this is the best show ever.

    the best part is the whale is still dead, on the moon.

    was in the most recent episode near where DP was drilling, on the moon.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    better bring in the patio furniture

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like that old guy in the videos assertion that it was a show of power by the US towards all those Asian countries Obama is visiting.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I like that old guy in the videos assertion that it was a show of power by the US towards all those Asian countries Obama is visiting.

    Seet his india.

    This could be launched at you, if we were interested in destroying american jobs at least.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But.. but India has hell of nukes

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    let them tremble at the sight of our lone golden missile reaching ever further into the sky

    spewing billowy clouds of America all over that dirty little ocean

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    But.. but India has hell of nukes
    yeah but much like everything else in america, ours are bigger

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The best part about that Iraq thing. We were all "THEY ARE BUYING URANIUM IN NIGERIA I HAVE SOURCES"

    So we had a spy lady send a dude to check on that. Turns out France controls all the Uranium in Nigeria and were all "uh no we are not selling it to Saddam"

    So cheney had the spy lady outed as a CIA agent. Which was a felony! And also discredited the hell out of the facts and said "nope they are still doing it"

    It was kind of a big deal

    edit: okay somebody deleted a post

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    America just needs a big tough Russian Bear to come along and show off his nukes

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    The best part about that Iraq thing. We were all "THEY ARE BUYING URANIUM IN NIGERIA I HAVE SOURCES"

    So we had a spy lady send a dude to check on that. Turns out France controls all the Uranium in Nigeria and were all "uh no we are not selling it to Saddam"

    So cheney had the spy lady outed as a CIA agent. Which was a felony! And also discredited the hell out of the facts and said "nope they are still doing it"

    It was kind of a big deal

    edit: okay somebody deleted a post
    war criminals are super fun at parties i hear

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    if this had happened in the 70s we'd already be dead

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I mean man, in high school and stuff I was all up on defending the Bush administration. But after learning things about US Foreign Policy itself with regards to presidential power holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

    I mean I was okay with most of the US-East Asian relations stuff I was focusing on but then I learn about this and goddamn.

    I mean the professor has a pretty obvious bias but there are still things that definitely did happen and ffjoidfff

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Operation Opera II

    The Circumcision

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this is clearly a call of duty publicity stunt

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  • AntithesisAntithesis Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Crysis thread?

    I want Crysis thread :(

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