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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Ludious wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Made peanut butter and jelly sammiches. Mmmmmn.

    What did I miss?
    Ludious wrote: »
    This just in: Gay man enjoys improv

    In other news: Sky Blue, Water wet, Preacher on his cycle

    Funny, most of the guys in my drama club in high school weren't gay. It was the student government guys who tended to be gay.

    I make a perfectly white-bread Late Night Talk Show quip and it gets analyzed like a Sarah Palin Quote on MSNBC.

    hmph.

    I'm a killjoy. All know this.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    It was the student government guys who tended to be gay.

    Student government is pretty gay.

    All of the formality and retarded politics with none of the power.

    I meant because most students who enjoy student government are primarily concerned with fucking each other in the ass.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    Uuuuuuuugh I really have no right to be playing Lol if I'm still this bad at it at level 17. Fuck my life.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    PROSTITUTION IS SLAVERY EVEN IF LEGAL AND VOLUNTARY

    To get the argument working they have to maintain that no one would ever volunteer to be a prostitute.

    pretty much

    they have to maintain, with a straight face, that it is impossible to enter into prostitution of your own volition without being a drug addict or homeless person or something

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    I wasn't even aware that was a stereotype

    my stereotpyical view of an improviser is an intelligent but slightly socially awkward person, usually of average looks and inflated sense of self worth

    a comedy nerd basically

  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    I built several barracks in this guys base and also several bunkers. Then he was like wp gg and I was like ty gg.

  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I should get in the tub

    my toesies are cold!

    I was just thinking this.

    Are you in my head?

    pullin on them wires

    makin' you do things

    Well, thank you for the PB&J. The red currant jelly was a good choice.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    ever since watching Night Shift at a young age I've thought pimp would be a decent career

    also, morgue administrator

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Uuuuuuuugh I really have no right to be playing Lol if I'm still this bad at it at level 17. Fuck my life.

    17 is pretty low level

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I built several barracks in this guys base and also several bunkers. Then he was like wp gg and I was like ty gg.

    Terran

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    my stereotpyical view of an improviser is an intelligent

    There are people who think improvisers are intelligent?

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I am sorry I made the joke. Really. It was a bad decision on my part. I still maintain that Preacher bleeds from his vagina

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Uuuuuuuugh I really have no right to be playing Lol if I'm still this bad at it at level 17. Fuck my life.

    You just haven't found your champ, no biggie.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    PROSTITUTION IS SLAVERY EVEN IF LEGAL AND VOLUNTARY

    To get the argument working they have to maintain that no one would ever volunteer to be a prostitute.

    pretty much

    they have to maintain, with a straight face, that it is impossible to enter into prostitution of your own volition without being a drug addict or homeless person or something

    I can imagine far worse careers for women to pursue.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    My stereotypical view of a prop comedian is an unfunny person.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    J, it's one thing to be unfunny. It's another thing to be unfunny and mildly insulting.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I built several barracks in this guys base and also several bunkers. Then he was like wp gg and I was like ty gg.

    I am going to practice my 2v2 build for Terran in a bit.

    It involves Barracks, and Marines....

    And nothing else.

    :D

    Any tips for 2v2 builds by the by?

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am sorry I made the joke. Really. It was a bad decision on my part. I still maintain that Preacher bleeds from his vagina

    Well that's true.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Maddox and Acts of Gord were like the "stupid shit you liked when you were a teenager" bible.

    Guess I only half-qualify, as I hated maddox back then and I hate it now.

    Acts of Gord isn't as funny as I recall, but I think there's a couple of gems hiding in there.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    everyone has bad days, PIH

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    my stereotpyical view of an improviser is an intelligent

    There are people who think improvisers are intelligent?

    you pretty much have to be to do it

  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    _J_ wrote: »
    my stereotpyical view of an improviser is an intelligent

    There are people who think improvisers are intelligent?

    Fuck you, J. Cleverest troll or not, fuck you.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    My stereotypical view of a prop comedian is an unfunny person.

    everyone hates prop comedians

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    is pot illegal in canada

    yes

    but in ontario

    prostitution isn't

    huh!

    1. I want the supreme court to overturn that law that prostitutes can't advertise
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    I'm sure [chat] can figure out 2 for me.

    arivia are you a pro-prostitution feminist?

    it is a very divisive issue in feminism

    what makes you think arivia would be against anything even remotely related to sex?

    dude i have had conversations with feminists i know who are like in every other way are sex-positive but prostitution comes up and they are like THAT IS THE TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY TO OPPRESS WOMEN PROSTITUTION IS SLAVERY EVEN IF LEGAL AND VOLUNTARY

    and i am like wait what now there are several logic holes in your philosophy, woman

    prostitution is fine

    logic, on the other hand, is totally a tool of the patriarchy to oppress women (not joking)

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Mind-alteration is pretty rad.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Wow, the soonest registration date they have for taking this exam to be able to be a substitute teacher is December 4th and apparently I have to pay an extra fee for singing up so "late" for it.

    The next one is February 5th.

    Super lame.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote: »
    logic, on the other hand, is totally a tool of the patriarchy to oppress women (not joking)

    The law of excluded middle keeps women in their place.

    o_O

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    PROSTITUTION IS SLAVERY EVEN IF LEGAL AND VOLUNTARY

    To get the argument working they have to maintain that no one would ever volunteer to be a prostitute.

    pretty much

    they have to maintain, with a straight face, that it is impossible to enter into prostitution of your own volition without being a drug addict or homeless person or something

    I can imagine far worse careers for women to pursue.

    Walmart employee for one.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I built several barracks in this guys base and also several bunkers. Then he was like wp gg and I was like ty gg.

    I am going to practice my 2v2 build for Terran in a bit.

    It involves Barracks, and Marines....

    And nothing else.

    :D

    Any tips for 2v2 builds by the by?

    No really smart tips apart from fast units.

    I mostly play 3v3 and sort of wing it, haven't really tried any specific builds. Our most visible problem is when they attack together first, so usually we try to be faster and do our attack early and try to bother them enough to not come running.

  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Inqy, why are you signing up to be a substitute teacher?

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wow, the soonest registration date they have for taking this exam to be able to be a substitute teacher is December 4th and apparently I have to pay an extra fee for singing up so "late" for it.

    The next one is February 5th.

    Super lame.

    Sounds like they need a performance of TaxiJam

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    Yeah playing original Starcraft with the PA folks has basically made me hate playing Starcraft online. I was pretty new and all I faced where rushes, reaver drops, barracks being built in my base etc. Getting your face kicked in over and over becomes not fun very fast.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    PROSTITUTION IS SLAVERY EVEN IF LEGAL AND VOLUNTARY

    To get the argument working they have to maintain that no one would ever volunteer to be a prostitute.

    pretty much

    they have to maintain, with a straight face, that it is impossible to enter into prostitution of your own volition without being a drug addict or homeless person or something

    I can imagine far worse careers for women to pursue.

    Walmart employee for one.

    Housewife for two.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    don't get your ire up! it's simply not worth it. _J_ has it all worked out. look at his sig, it's an image he's trying to cultivate. He's proud of it.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    my stereotpyical view of an improviser is an intelligent

    There are people who think improvisers are intelligent?

    Fuck you, J. Cleverest troll or not, fuck you.

    You can tell this response isn't scripted, as it's not really all that witty.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The masculinization (no fucking clue if that is a word) of reason and feminization of feelings is one of the stupidest things to happen. I want to stab everybody who uses "woman's intuition" unironically.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    next week cass is going to come with me to the bar and drink bear and eat fried food and hoot and hollar as we watch UFC with a bunch of collar-poppin' bros

    i am an awesome influence on those around me

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I built several barracks in this guys base and also several bunkers. Then he was like wp gg and I was like ty gg.

    I am going to practice my 2v2 build for Terran in a bit.

    It involves Barracks, and Marines....

    And nothing else.

    :D

    Any tips for 2v2 builds by the by?

    No really smart tips apart from fast units.

    I mostly play 3v3 and sort of wing it, haven't really tried any specific builds. Our most visible problem is when they attack together first, so usually we try to be faster and do our attack early and try to bother them enough to not come running.

    Yeah, I watched the day9 daily on 2v2, and he just did basic concepts, no builds but it was basically. Either mass tier 1 asap and join your army up asap. Or, both players wall off and tech and get an economy super hard and whoever gets attacked first dies as slow as possible and then the other built up player rolls the enemy team that sacced economy for the rush. Rushing myself sounds more my style though.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The masculinization (no fucking clue if that is a word) of reason and feminization of feelings is one of the stupidest things to happen. I want to stab everybody who uses "woman's intuition" unironically.

    I would agree with this.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    Logic is bad?

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