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LTM

Hunter wrote: »

shelleytherepublican...

Abracadaniel

google also hates tv networks

no wait

it's the other way around

Viscount Islands

BusterK wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

you guys are the liberal elite snobs that will be first against the wall when the tea party marches

mark my words!.!>!>!

This is the entire purpose of anyone talking about this besides that one guy
To make dumb jokes like this
Anyone who thinks this is an actual debate just really wants to debate something they can easily win

Did anyone actually say anything about this seriously like it is a real Political Debate?

redhead

LTM wrote: »

Where do you think Google is getting all the money for pay raises?

Its obviously Al Qaeda funding.

Google has fired the employee who leaked the Eric Schmidt memo announcing a 10 per cent pay raise for the company's entire staff, according to a report citing multiple anonymous sources.

So, that pay raise isn't going to everyone after all.

wrecked

mensch-o-matic

Your Google doodle is supposed to enlighten and educate those who click on it, not cause a rift between two world powers.

This is the greatest sentence I have ever read.

redhead

B_R wrote: »

And I thought people around here where stupid.

can't tell if joke

Uriel

iSlam is just apple trying to re brand those pog things.

Langly

redhead wrote: »

LTM wrote: »

Where do you think Google is getting all the money for pay raises?

Its obviously Al Qaeda funding.

Google has fired the employee who leaked the Eric Schmidt memo announcing a 10 per cent pay raise for the company's entire staff, according to a report citing multiple anonymous sources.

So, that pay raise isn't going to everyone after all.

wrecked

Haha, damn.

JoeUser

Zoel

i don't us islamic lttrs

End

Better be good, or the Muslims will get you in the night.

Hunter

I hear Muslims don't sleep, it's against their religion.

Zoel

i dislike the islamic "site preview" feature of sharia law imposed on me by google

Edcrab

Zoel wrote: »

i don't us islamic lttrs

Is "o" also an Islamic letter?

I want to better understand Shank's spelling habits

Langly

man, I wish google would just go ahead and take us over.

Platypus Beirut

As a Catholic, I prefer Battle Pope

Uriel

But In the Name of the Gun has a section where Jesus runs up a nazi's peestream and jump kicks him in the face.

Lockout

Hunter wrote: »

I hear Muslims don't sleep, it's against their religion.

I heard hair grows on their palms and beheading is the only way to kill one for good

Hunter

Uriel wrote: »

But In the Name of the Gun has a section where Jesus runs up a nazi's peestream and jump kicks him in the face.

Jesus also feeds bread to a bunch of Nazis and then multiplies the loaves in their stomach, causeing it to rupture and kill them.

Viscount Islands

I hear that if you put a bowl of sand in front of your door in the evening, the next morning you'll find a muslim trapped there until he counts every grain.

Macro9

First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

Bad-Beat

speaking of battle pope. When you have to

Spoiler:

fight the pope in AC2,

throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

Uriel

Macro9 wrote: »

First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

I had my gal bladder removed when I was 13.

Am... Am I a Muslim?

Uriel

Bad-Beat wrote: »

speaking of battle pope. When you have to

Spoiler:

fight the pope in AC2,

throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

MereHappenstance

Uriel wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

I had my gal bladder removed when I was 13.

Am... Am I a Muslim?

Did they replace it with a black heart?

Hunter

Uriel wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

I had my gal bladder removed when I was 13.

Am... Am I a Muslim?

Are you allergic to freedom?

Viscount Islands

To make weaken the muslim find their shed skin and rub salt inside it.

Uriel

Pretty sure I like freedom.

Also Pretty sure they didn't put anything in there, just sorta vacuumed it out through a little hole.

Crashmo

I voted for no such thing

Bad-Beat

Uriel wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

speaking of battle pope. When you have to

Spoiler:

fight the pope in AC2,

throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

it's very awesome but at the same time, feels so wrong.

MereHappenstance

Uriel wrote: »

Pretty sure I like freedom.

Also Pretty sure they didn't put anything in there, just sorta vacuumed it out through a little hole.

That's just the kind of thing a Muslim spy ter'rist would say.

Centipede Damascus

Google Akhbar!

FCD

Honestly, I thought the crazies were going to say the doodle was Satanic, since the bottom of the 'e' is red and all. But Islamophobia is the new Red Scare, so yeah, that'd be the natural first response for the tin foil hat brigade.

Macro9

Then you force it to open its eyes and look at a drawing of Muhammad sucking the Devil off.

After it falls into a defensive coma you remove its head with a knife made in Israel.

Then you just burn its body.

Not really hard but you must do it while it is resting in its sand coffin.

Kill its 13 year old wife if you must but needless bloodshed is frowned upon by the Order of Holy White Warriors.

In most cases it's best to assume that the infection has spread and argue that it was more of a mercy killing than anything.

Uriel

They said when they pulled out my Gal Bladder it looked like a green ball of slime or something.

Maybe I was a muslim BEFORE and now I'm a 'murrican

George Fornby Grill

Macro9 wrote: »

First you must drive a stake soaked in pigs blood into the Muslim's black heart. Which is located in the area where you would find the gallbladder in a human.

im nodding

Viscount Islands

Bad-Beat wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

speaking of battle pope. When you have to

Spoiler:

fight the pope in AC2,

throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

it's very awesome but at the same time, feels so wrong.

Eh, not really.

Buttcleft

i have this overwhelming urge to kill someone.

maybe myself, most likely idiots who think the e is secret islamo-facism-terrorist takeover of america fear hyperbole

Bad-Beat

Viscount Islands wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

speaking of battle pope. When you have to

Spoiler:

fight the pope in AC2,

throughout the fight I was thinking "this doesn't feel right..."

Haha I never got that far now I totally have to play that.

it's very awesome but at the same time, feels so wrong.

Eh, not really.

You would say that, Mohammad.

Uriel

What about the letter e?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFfKWRBM3eg