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The silly-Goose made NFL Thread [Giants V. Eagles Now!]

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcaseIt's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
This is the season of the Cowboys!
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The masterful coaching of Wade Phillips
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The strong, accurate arm of Tony Romo
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The badass owning of Jerry Jones
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The Super Bowl in their fancy new home
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There is nothing that can stop them from going 16-0 and winning the Super Bowl as the home team for the first time. Nothing at all.


FOR KRUNK, SENOR, and SHIM

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Except for everything.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Except for everything.

    THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Except for everything.

    THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE

    If by "in place" you mean "nowhere even remotely in place," then yes, yes they are "in place."

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I propose that we turn this into the sassiest NFL thread ever.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The pieces are in place.

    That place is in the toilet.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Were those pieces made of porcelain and lying under an anvil held in the air by twine?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I propose that we turn this into the sassiest NFL thread ever.

    First thing that pops up when you GIS "Sassy"

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    The pieces are in place.

    That place is in the toilet.

    Hardly.

    There are pieces in the bowl. Some are up on the rim. A few are on the tile floor around the base, but just close enough to get the edges of that little toilet rug wet.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Where's the NY sports bias at?

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I propose that we turn this into the sassiest NFL thread ever.

    First thing that pops up when you GIS "Sassy"

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    I GIS'd "sassy nfl" and didn't get anything appropriate for this thread.


    lol gis'd.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Where's the NY sports bias at?

    In the same stadium as the other NY sports bias.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Where's the NY sports bias at?

    I'm one of the weird open minded NY fans.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "We've got too many good football players, and we won't lay down like Dallas.'' - anonymous vikings player

    delicious

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That's a terrible OP.

    Look what I had made: Thread title would have been:

    FOOTBALL: Halfway through the season means the season is over, AWARDS TIME!
    Goose! wrote:
    Your 2010 NFL MVP is...

    Philip Rivers
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    King Laserface is on pace to best Dan Marino's record passing season, and he's single handedly reviving any shot the Chargers might have left in them this year.

    Your 2010 Defensive Player of the Year is...

    Clay Matthews

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    Clay started out of the gate strong with 6 sacks in 2 games, and he's recorded 11 over 8 games total to lead the league (missed 1 game with an injury) and has a chance to break the single season mark held by Michael Strahan.

    Your 2010 Comeback Player of the Year is...

    Osi Umenyiora

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    Michael Vick will probably get this award because of the media attention surrounding him, but Osi I feel is more deserving. He went from being benched at the end of last season and a symbol of what was wrong with the Giants as their defense collapsed along with the team to leading the NFL with 7 forced fumbles and also racking up 8 sacks on the way there.

    Your 2010 Coach of the Year is...

    Todd Haley

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    Haley has already rebounded from last year's 4-12 effort with a 5-3, first place team this year. They might not be the prettiest of the bunch, but the Chiefs get it done on defense and on special teams. He has some competition from Raheem Morris and possibly Steve Spagnuolo if the Rams can hang on to the West, but being alone on top of the division right now gets him the nod from me.

    Your 2010 Goat of the Year is...

    Wade Phillips

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    That the above was the first result in a GIS for "Wade Phillips 2010" is really all you need to know about how his year went. Under his watch the Cowboys went 1-7, good enough for their worst start in over 20 years. And now, he is the ex-head coach. He can go back to working on Bum's farm until next year when some team will be dumb enough to open a door for him. He's been so bad, he overshadowed an even worse coach up north.

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    As an aside, the last time the Cowboys were this bad was the season of the infamous Herschel Walker trade. It was also the first season Jerry Jones owned the Cowboys.

    Anyway, so there you have it. Goodbye, 2010 season, we hardly knew ye, and hello lockout!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "A coward said something he doesn't think people will like" - anonymous guy

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    That opening post lacked sass.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That's some high-quality Minnesota sass.

    Shame they got nothing else high-quality.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is the best NFL thread.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Too much effort and too little sass, Goose.

    We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What are the odds that Lewis will be fired if the Bengals continue their losing way?

    I say 25%

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    What are the odds that Lewis will be fired if the Bengals continue their losing way?

    I say 25%

    I'm going to say 70%. He's been there just long enough to get fired for having a shitty year.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    50%

    Either he will be or he won't be.

    50%

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  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Schefter is saying that Favre probably won't be suspended.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Goose! wrote: »
    Schefter is saying that Favre probably won't be suspended.

    [SASS]SHOCKING[/SASS]

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Well I hope so.

    Not go anywhere with him there so giving someone else a shot couldn't be too terrible for them

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I just hope nobody steals Perry Fewell from Los Gigantes.

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  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Goose! wrote: »
    Schefter is saying that Favre probably won't be suspended.

    [SASS]SHOCKING[/SASS]

    I know. According to Adam, unless Sterger brought some hard evidence, there's not enough to implicate Brett.

    Also, as Chris McKendry was reading the story she reported that Sterger's camp was "waiting for contact from Favre or his representatives about the possibility for a financial settlement" and when that did not come, then they went to the NFL.

    I don't think that helps their case, even though if Favre had gone through with such a settlement it might have looked fishy.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh I'm sure she has some "hard evidence" all right.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    best OP ever

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I ERECT!

    I mean object to your hard evidence.

    Cocks.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OP needs some Aaron Rodgers

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    OP needs some Aaron Rodgers

    Just for you

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm a Packers fan, too. Can you lie and say you did it for me as well?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I'm a Packers fan, too. Can you lie and say you did it for me as well?

    I suppose. I will put in a shout out for Shim as well.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ahahaha yessss

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    goddamn I hate rivers so much

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goddamn I hate rivers so much

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Browns have 2 quality wins this year, I am full of sass

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
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