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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

KeithKeith Registered User regular
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood comes out tonight/tomorrow and it's got multiplayer and shit so let's do it

It's the sequel to Assassin's Creed 2: Fucking Awesome, which was the sequel to Assassin's Creed: Should Have Spent Another Year Making This Game

i wish i'd replayed AC2 recently to get recaught up on the story but too much stuff came out so now I'l just read the wiki

who wants to stab each other

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm straight up going to stab some dudes in the eyes.

    That was one of my favourite counter kills.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm straight up going to stab some dudes in the eyes.

    That was one of my favourite counter kills.

    Mine too.

    I also enjoyed the counter when you had a big sword or an axe and you swing it right into the guy's crotch and leave it there. The guard makes a little jump up and then slumps to the ground.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor Registered User regular
    When I get it I'm playing through the storyline first because I have to, and then will I play multiplayer.

    But holy shit can I not wait to play that multiplayer. It looks really good and somewhat inventive which is something good to see in games these days.

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    I liked AC and loved AC2.

    I loved the meta-plot, except for the end kinda.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I must be in the minority because I love the shit out of all the
    Spoiler:

    I'm with you. I loved finding the glyphs/piecing together the conspiracy stuff. My only disappointment was at how much that last scene in the Vatican gave away. Some things are a lot more interesting when they're only hinted at but I guess they needed to move the story forward.

    I really should wait until I finish my current freelancing workload before I buy this game...

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    I loved the glyphs and all the conspiracy stuff.

    THEY TOOK IT and all that.

    But the whole
    Spoiler:

    Didn't really do it for me.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    but.. but..
    Spoiler:

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    I'll definitely be getting Brotherhood tomorrow.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I mean, I don't know why anyone would complain about the plot when the entire basis of the game centers around "DNA Memory," which is actually the most insane part of the whole affair.

    When you start at "Your dna keeps memories in tact through generations," there's really no crazier path to take.

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  • syndalissyndalis Nature Boy WoooooooRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    I mean, I don't know why anyone would complain about the plot when the entire basis of the game centers around "DNA Memory," which is actually the most insane part of the whole affair.

    When you start at "Your dna keeps memories in tact through generations," there's really no crazier path to take.

    Well, it is an idea built upon a fairly solid foundation.

    There are instinctual memories that are passed down through species... how to fly, fuck, etc.

    some of these instinctual memories are pretty fucking precise, like the elaborate mating dances of the birds of paradise... which these birds can do even if they have never seen one before.

    Who knows how much information is stored in the "junk DNA?"
    Spoiler:

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I have a confession, fellows

    I never played AC2, and never finished AC because I got bored of the same shit all the time

    1) Does AC2 repair that, 2) should I play AC2, 3) on a scale from one to Russell, how retarded am I for skipping AC2


    and 4) if I should get it, what system

    I never played AC1 but 2 was pretty awesome. My only complaint about 2 is the controls. The controls suffer from "too many actions, not enough buttons"

    For instance, I remember at one point you have to chase some guy across the rooftops, and it was very frustrating.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I mean, I don't know why anyone would complain about the plot when the entire basis of the game centers around "DNA Memory," which is actually the most insane part of the whole affair.

    When you start at "Your dna keeps memories in tact through generations," there's really no crazier path to take.

    Well, it is an idea built upon a fairly solid foundation.

    There are instinctual memories that are passed down through species... how to fly, fuck, etc.

    some of these instinctual memories are pretty fucking precise, like the elaborate mating dances of the birds of paradise... which these birds can do even if they have never seen one before.

    Who knows how much information is stored in the "junk DNA?"
    Spoiler:

    Sure, but those are instincts, methods of behavior that ensure survival that are encoded into an entire species. Not like, your body recording that you went to the bank today, and a thousand years later that bank day is still there in the DNA.

    Edit: I never had any trouble with the controls in AC2. The several rooftop chases that you have were some of my favorite parts of the game.

    The only part where I had legitimate trouble with the controls was in one of the last bonus platforming levels. And that was really the camera's fault. It would shift your perspective really quickly, which meant that you were suddenly holding the control stick in the opposite direction, which was complete bullshit. You couldn't react, you just had to memorize the puzzle's turns, or else you fell.

    Also I think those sections were made by a different company?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Assassin's Creed 3: Bank Day

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Assassin's Creed 3: Bank Day

    Spoiler:

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  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I think the assassination that gave me the most trouble was one of the DLC missions where you had to take out the guy on the boat without being seen by his guards. I kept almost getting him but they would spot me in the middle of dropping down on him. Finally figured out how to cause enough of a distraction to draw the guards away long enough to climb up and kill the guy.

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    OK so

    I am one of those people who though the original AC was fun for about 2 hours, then became an exercise in repetition. I never picked up AC2 precisely because of this fact, but I've heard some positive things about AC2, and not as many negative things.

    Did anyone here who felt the same about AC1 love AC2, or at least like it MORE than AC1? I would like to know if it's worth it for me to pick up AC2 and, at some point, maybe Brotherhood.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    At first I thought I had trouble with that one too, but I was thinking of the regular Assassination side mission where you have to follow the guy in the gondola and for some reason everyone is watching for you. That mission was balls.

    The boat mission was awesome. I just climbed around the outside of the boat and killed everyone One by one, silently, until the dude was left all alone on a murder boat. It was really satisfying.

    Varags, that is like, the entire first page.

    "AC 1 sucked, AC 2 is a gift from God." "I didn't really like AC 1, AC 2 is amazing" "I wouldn't fuck AC 1 if you paid me, I will suck AC 2's dick all day long"

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    AC2 is everything that was good about AC1 minus what was bad about it plus a whole lot more.

    I loved when you killed someone and, if it were real life, would be easily noticable by the other guards. I liked to imagine the guards were thinking

    "nope. There's no assassin in that haystack.. I was the only guard on duty today. Just gonna walk over here I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL!!"

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    also it has me, mario.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    my favorite thing to do in AC2 were the missions where you had to take out like ten guards that were all together

    walk up and poison half of them, making them go berserk and kill the other half before dropping dead themselves

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    The only part where I had legitimate trouble with the controls was in one of the last bonus platforming levels. And that was really the camera's fault. It would shift your perspective really quickly, which meant that you were suddenly holding the control stick in the opposite direction, which was complete bullshit. You couldn't react, you just had to memorize the puzzle's turns, or else you fell.

    hahaha i know exactly which one you're talking about and i spent like a half hour on it because of that last lever and the camera change

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    my favorite thing to do in AC2 were the missions where you had to take out like ten guards that were all together

    walk up and poison half of them, making them go berserk and kill the other half before dropping dead themselves

    god, once you get smoke bombs and poison the game is just over. I would cackle madly, as I would drop kill two people, drop a smoke bomb, then walk around and poison every last mother one of them, then walk away from a dissipating cloud, leaving behind a crowd of gasping, dying guards.

    So awesome.

    Edit: I know! Ahhhhh hated that sequence. And they were usually done pretty well, just that one was crap.

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  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    Alright... maybe I'll add AC2 to my list then.

    It can be had for a small number of dollars now anyway...

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    The entire Vatican City mission is brilliant.

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    Alright... maybe I'll add AC2 to my list then.

    It can be had for a small number of dollars now anyway...

    I've seen it used for $20. It's definitely worth that.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    and even with the online bullshit, it really, really shines on PC. It is seriously maybe the prettiest game I have ever played.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    The entire Vatican City mission is brilliant.

    I was so conflicted:
    Spoiler:

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    The entire Vatican City mission is brilliant.

    Yeah, I'm hoping that the mounted combat in this is done better. That is the one thing that kind of fell through in AC2. They give you a horse, you never really use it except to get from one city to the other, you can't have them in the city, they're just poorly implemented.

    This is basically like me saying "This ambrosia of the gods is great, sure, but what about this garnish? I wouldn't say it's the best fruit I've ever had, certainly. *sniff*"

    Edit: Except most popes of that era were horrible people, and the catholic church had little to do with religion at that point in time!

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    In general the tomb missions were the low points of the game for me

    I liked the general idea but they were always either too dark or the camera wouldn't cooperate or some combination of the two and it made them really frustrating to get through

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    in what other game
    could you hire a pack of prostitutes to follow you around
    and then throw handfuls of coins to the masses
    and then when some minstrel comes up to bother you grab him, headbutt him, and throw him into a nearby well

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I think my favorite cinematic assassination was
    Spoiler:

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    my policy on minstrels was always to tackle them to the ground then keep running

    I was the hobbes to their calvin

  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I liked picking their pockets. Take that you stupid hippies!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    my absolute favorite were the templar couriers and pickpockets

    because a few hours into the game, I had forgotten that you were supposed to chase them for money or whatever

    no
    I chased them because they ran

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    The biggest frustration I had was trying to find the glyph at the dock that takes you to Venice. It was nowhere near where the game told you it was. Took fucking hours to finally find it.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    my absolute favorite were the templar couriers and pickpockets

    because a few hours into the game, I had forgotten that you were supposed to chase them for money or whatever

    no
    I chased them because they ran

    Hey! If I catch you I'm gonna fuck you!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    my absolute favorite were the templar couriers and pickpockets

    because a few hours into the game, I had forgotten that you were supposed to chase them for money or whatever

    no
    I chased them because they ran

    Hey! If I catch you I'm gonna fuck you!

    You didn't even have to kill them for the money, you could do that flying tackle to get the cash. But that took precious seconds from my life so instead I stuck a hidden blade through their back and covered their mouths to muffle the last screams of agony they would make on this earth.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    You were actually supposed to do a flying tackle.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    You were actually supposed to do a flying tackle.

    look buddy
    I don't know what game you were playing
    but my copy of Assassin's Creed II was subtitled "Ezio Murders Everyone"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    No, you could do the flying tackle to avoid attracting attention from the guards. I for one wanted to kill every fucker that looked at me funny, so I stabbed them all in the eyes and laughed.

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