Oh, I went to Tulane for undergrad! What brings you down south?
My grandmother! She lives about a mile from me, but, she's been in love with New Orleans since just about forever. She took me for my sixteenth birthday, just like she did with my sister and uncle. It just kind of became my favorite place in the world.
We have a family friend who lives there, and during hurricane katrina, she met her neighbor who is the head of the language department at UNO, and since I study french and take it fairly seriously, she was impressed with me and I had a letter of recommendation from the head of the language department at a college, and I was all set to go to college right where I want to be, which isn't an opportunity a lot of people get!
Oh, I went to Tulane for undergrad! What brings you down south?
My grandmother! She lives about a mile from me, but, she's been in love with New Orleans since just about forever. She took me for my sixteenth birthday, just like she did with my sister and uncle. It just kind of became my favorite place in the world.
We have a family friend who lives there, and during hurricane katrina, she met her neighbor who is the head of the language department at UNO, and since I study french and take it fairly seriously, she was impressed with me and I had a letter of recommendation from the head of the language department at a college, and I was all set to go to college right where I want to be, which isn't an opportunity a lot of people get!
Well neat! You'd also have the opportunity to study Cajun French, which is a mutation of the language from the 1600s.
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My grandmother! She lives about a mile from me, but, she's been in love with New Orleans since just about forever. She took me for my sixteenth birthday, just like she did with my sister and uncle. It just kind of became my favorite place in the world.
We have a family friend who lives there, and during hurricane katrina, she met her neighbor who is the head of the language department at UNO, and since I study french and take it fairly seriously, she was impressed with me and I had a letter of recommendation from the head of the language department at a college, and I was all set to go to college right where I want to be, which isn't an opportunity a lot of people get!
I got you a couple things you wanted, I'm sorry I was too lazy to do something zany and send you Maple Syrup or something
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Well neat! You'd also have the opportunity to study Cajun French, which is a mutation of the language from the 1600s.
did I miss another rap battle
See that other thread about being in hospital?
Yeah....
Feelin a tad guilty!
Satans..... hints.....
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an orphanage for the blind
that is run by nuns
who nurture sick puppies into the seeing eye dogs for the blind
you are a horrible horrible person, blake
offer them kids their first taste of longpig
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i don't think that's anything to be guilty about
unless you said you were upset and hated him for not posting about his gift
then you're pretty much worse than Hitler and Osama combined
Steam
why not go to a nursing home and tell everyone there that all their loved ones are dead and are never visiting them again
I kind of want to see that one too.
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itll take a while but you wouldn't mind it, I'm sure
It's a personal fantasy. Something tells me if I search on the internet long enough it's already out there.
he'll get so hard doing it, he'll be able to carve it in with his massive jerk boner
a friend of mine actually did this once
on a dare of course
Steam
He is in good company.
no
actually i don't think the friend who did it is even alive anymore
last i heard he went to jail
Steam
Did he get shanked with a shiv?
now he's a wine baron
that toilet sangria made him millions
Bitches do in fact get stitches.
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probably
also i probably should have been more specific
last i heard he went to jail for raping the mayor's daughter in the town i grew up in
so
yeah he probably did get shanked with a shiv
or at least shivved with a shank
edit: unhappy TOTP needs more happy
Steam
I bet you he would be proud.
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grew up in a fucked up town
also that is the worst TOTP for a thread like this
Steam
When you do something like that the mayor & the police pretty much guarantee you get stabbed on the inside.
I've never seen you once wear an inappropriate tie
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you want to do that to everyone
No, I don't want to punch John Wayne.
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