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Seven Year Old Vinegar

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
A remote relative knocked at Mulla's door and said "I hear that you have some fine seven-year-old vinegar."
"That's right."
"Give me some."
"Look." Mulla said. "If I were to give my vinegar to any casual friend or relative who knocked at my door, it wouldn't last seven days, much less seven years."

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what a character

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I didn't lose my vinegary until I was a teenager

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    I didn't lose my vinegary until I was a teenager

    close it down we're done here

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
    T4CT
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A man wanted to borrow Mulla's donkey.
    "It would have been all right" Mulla replied, "except that my donkey is brown."
    The man said: "Doesn't a brown donkey give rides?"
    Mulla said: "I don't want to lend the donkey, and what I said is good enough as an excuse."

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mulla's uncooperative nature won't get her far

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Offered some food from the king's court, Bohlul put it in front of a dog. As the hungry animal began to eat with gusto, Bohlul turned to the courtiers:
    "Don't tell him it is from the king's banquet."

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so what's this thread about?

    anything interesting or just some old bullshit

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mulla needs to man up

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am getting to the point where just one cup of coffee in the morning makes for frequent bathroom trips

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mulla needs a smack across the mouth

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "I'll find the right solution" said the acid murderer.


    Wait this is the wrong thread.

    Or is it.

    Fuck I don't even know anymore.

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what's this thread about?

    anything interesting or just some old bullshit

    Let's get down to business - to defeat the Huns

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAART Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what's this thread about?

    anything interesting or just some old bullshit
    Fandy gets high and murders humor?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Riotcow thread were pretty fun sometimes.

    This is no riotcow thread.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what's this thread about?

    anything interesting or just some old bullshit

    A man was claiming to be God. He was taken to the Caliph, who said:
    "Last year someone was claiming to be a prophet. He was executed."
    "Serves him right." The man answered. "I hadn't sent him."

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAART Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what's this thread about?

    anything interesting or just some old bullshit

    A man was claiming to be God. He was taken to the Caliph, who said:
    "Last year someone was claiming to be a prophet. He was executed."
    "Serves him right." The man answered. "I hadn't sent him."

    and then he was executed

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    At a banquet they asked a starving dervish if he had an appetite.
    "In the whole world, that's all I have." Replied the dervish.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't know, you guys

    this vinegar thing is making a lot of sense

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    To get to the other side!

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  • WeaverWeaver It's a bit chilly out. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like my women like I like my vinegar

    malty

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    so what's this thread about?

    anything interesting or just some old bullshit

    Islamic folk jokes?
    Nasreddin (variously Nasrudin, Nasrettin, etc.) is a legendary folk character in the Middle East and Central Asia, portrayed as a wise fool, clever simpleton, or instructive prankster.

    Nothing is conclusively known about the person who originally inspired the stories, but popular tradition considers him a minor cleric from Anatolia in the 13th or early 14th century. The oldest surviving manuscripts containing tales of Nasreddin date from 16th century, and are Turkish. By the 19th century, tales of the older Arabic trickster character Juha became amalgamated into the lore of Nasreddin.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I just had chips and guess what I put on them?
    Ketchup.

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  • VerdigrisVerdigris Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    I like my women like I like my vinegar

    covered in bees

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    My mom took a class to learn the uses of Balsamic vinegar.

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  • WeaverWeaver It's a bit chilly out. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    My mom took a class to learn the uses of Balsamic vinegar.

    put it on salads to make the salad all pulpy

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Well, Nasreddin. I know you lost your only donkey. Life may be difficult without it. But, don't be too sad brother," the man tried to cheer him up.

    "Do I look sad?"

    "Yes, you look very sad. You looked much sadder than you did when your wife died."

    "At that time you all tried to cheer me up by saying 'Don't be too sad, my brother Nasreddin. We'll get you a new wife.' But now you see, nobody offers me a donkey to replace my lost one."

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The class was at William Sonama in the mall.

    That place smells funny and is done up like a 1950s kitchen.

    Also they sell peppermint bark which is the height of human achievement.

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Putting a teaspoon of balsamic vinegar in your shoes every morning will whiten your eyeballs

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Because seven ate nine!

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon!!!!!

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
    A Tachyon walks into a bar.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    two men are sitting out on the porch playing some bluegrass

    one man says to the other, "you ain't too far from a fool, are you?"

    and the other man replies, "No, it's just the banjo and the guitar sittin between us."

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2010
    the mystery of the pinegar

    one of the best threads of all time

    lost to the great server purge of '03

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  • UlisesUlises Registered User
    edited November 2010
    nasiruddin jokes are the shit fandy, carry on

    though may i interest you fine folks in some birbal stories

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
    A Tachyon walks into a bar.

    :^:

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Practice!

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    redfenix wrote: »
    THEPAIN73 wrote: »
    The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."
    A Tachyon walks into a bar.

    :^:

    I laughed aloud.

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Aristocrats!

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