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Riddle Me This

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why is it called a speed zone if you have to slow down?

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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Framling wrote: »
    Why is it called a speed zone if you have to slow down?

    Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Space is the Place Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jordyn did you do a synopsis of that particular episode?

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    joeuser, will you marry me?

    People need to know about riddling! And about my fanfiction where the Riddler commits Champagne-based crimes.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress, or did I just blow your fucking mind?

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    No sooner spoken than broken.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    joeuser, will you marry me?

    People need to know about riddling! And about my fanfiction where the Riddler commits Champagne-based crimes.

    hahahahah

    oh man.

    I think that would actually be an awesome story.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    father and son

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    ---


    Poe wrote on both

    very good

    Also they both have inky quills
    Also they can both produce a few notes but they are very flat

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was told this one a long time ago. Not sure if it really counts as a riddle.

    A man is found in a room after he has hanged himself. There are no pieces of furniture in the room for him to have stood on. No window sills, etc for him to have stood on. He is about 4 feet off the ground. There is just a puddle of water underneath him.

    How did he hang himself?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress, or did I just blow your fucking mind?

    did someone say chain mails from grandma?!?!
    Spoiler:

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    What may go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was told this one a long time ago. Not sure if it really counts as a riddle.

    A man is found in a room after he has hanged himself. There are no pieces of furniture in the room for him to have stood on. No window sills, etc for him to have stood on. He is about 4 feet off the ground. There is just a puddle of water underneath him.

    How did he hang himself?

    block of ice

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jordyn did you do a synopsis of that particular episode?

    I did the two Riddler episodes together

    http://jordyns-dcau.livejournal.com/3088.html

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I was told this one a long time ago. Not sure if it really counts as a riddle.

    A man is found in a room after he has hanged himself. There are no pieces of furniture in the room for him to have stood on. No window sills, etc for him to have stood on. He is about 4 feet off the ground. There is just a puddle of water underneath him.

    How did he hang himself?

    He stood on a block of ice.

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    when there's water on the ground in a riddle the answer is always ice

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Correct. That's all I got atm. I'm sure I have been told more but just can't remember them. All I have left are picture related.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ubik wrote: »
    when there's water on the ground in a riddle the answer is always ice

    I'm just happy that 3 people just said the right answer and not " hurf durf he pissed himself ".

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What may go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

    r-rain?

  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What may go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
    Spoiler:

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    with a rope

  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    A wizard did it.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Space is the Place Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    jordyn did you do a synopsis of that particular episode?

    I did the two Riddler episodes together

    http://jordyns-dcau.livejournal.com/3088.html

    yaaaaaaay

  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What may go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?


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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    A wizard did it.

    He, he stood on a block of ice.

    The water evaporated after a while.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    A wizard did it.

    He, he stood on a block of ice.

    The water evaporated after a while.

    My answer is better.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?
    Spoiler:

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    he kind of lay flat and curved his legs back with the noose around his neck and tied the other end to his ankle so that when he relaxed his legs it pulled the rope tighter, you see

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    He used a block of ice and you just found him a day or two after it happened.

    And he lives in a warm and dry climate.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?
    Spoiler:

    Woops spoiler.

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  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    look, it's my Dick, guys.

    I already answered. Let's move on.

  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What has a mouth that has a tendency to run and I swear if I hear one more sass out of it I'm gonna slap it?

    Make me a sandwich.

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    A man hung himself in a room with no furniture, no window sills, and NO puddle of water on the floor. He also totally didn't jump into his noose or anything silly like that so don't even. How did he hang himself?

    With a nail, a hammer and a picture frame.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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