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In every era, there is a hero

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
And in our time, there is a french farmer named Michel Rouyer or some shit. He has ducks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11799303

Who is your hero, today

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  • SASA Registered User
    edited November 2010
    ducks be high as fuck

    SA on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited November 2010
    number of french people i'd chill with is now one

    undeinPirat on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    He was sitting out in the french countryside, and he thought

    "gonna get these ducks high"

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fandyien did you know pot is illegal

    I am narcing you out, my boy

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it was the ducks

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    making threads glorifying ILLEGAL DRUG USE is also illegal

    where is my nearest policeman

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am the champion this generation needs, the champion it deserves.

    Solar on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Better to have stoned ducks than stabbed lambs

    Drugs and animals do not mix, mmkay

    Edcrab on
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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Haha what the fuck did that guy take

    What could make someone do that

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh that reminds me, the other day on the bus i was talking with the radio and missed some girl that snuck on without her bus card

    there was another girl who tried to get right after her on without showing her bus card

    i noticed that one, and told her she couldn't ride without a bus card, and she threw a big hissy fit and pointed to the first girl and was all like

    YOU LET HER ON

    so i investigated and kicked them both off

    as they left I told her

    thank you for snitching

    and the first girl gave her such a LOOK

    and that look said "as soon as this bus leaves I am going to punch you in the FACE"

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    haha fuckin' snitches

    The Sneak! on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh that reminds me, the other day on the bus i was talking with the radio and missed some girl that snuck on without her bus card

    there was another girl who tried to get right after her on without showing her bus card

    i noticed that one, and told her she couldn't ride without a bus card, and she threw a big hissy fit and pointed to the first girl and was all like

    YOU LET HER ON

    so i investigated and kicked them both off

    as they left I told her

    thank you for snitching

    and the first girl gave her such a LOOK

    and that look said "as soon as this bus leaves I am going to punch you in the FACE"

    god i hope she did punch her in the face

    snitches get stitches

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh that reminds me, the other day on the bus i was talking with the radio and missed some girl that snuck on without her bus card

    there was another girl who tried to get right after her on without showing her bus card

    i noticed that one, and told her she couldn't ride without a bus card, and she threw a big hissy fit and pointed to the first girl and was all like

    YOU LET HER ON

    so i investigated and kicked them both off

    as they left I told her

    thank you for snitching

    and the first girl gave her such a LOOK

    and that look said "as soon as this bus leaves I am going to punch you in the FACE"

    are you sure that look wasn't "we are so gonna have some angry lesbian sex at the bus stop"

    because that sounds like a much better story

    undeinPirat on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i cannot control how much my passengers lezz out

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Lol@ the pope

    "it is sometimes okay to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS

    how many fucking years do you still need to be behind on this shit

    Swill on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i cannot control how much my passengers lezz out

    No matter how hard you might try to

    Edcrab on
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  • SASA Registered User
    edited November 2010
    I want whatever that lamb guy was taking

    SA on
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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Lol@ the pope

    "it is sometimes okay to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS

    how many fucking years do you still need to be behind on this shit

    nuke the vatican

    101 on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Lol@ the pope

    "it is sometimes okay to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS

    how many fucking years do you still need to be behind on this shit

    Look man

    If Jesus is in your bedroom he doesn't want no fuckin' condom messin' up his business

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh that reminds me, the other day on the bus i was talking with the radio and missed some girl that snuck on without her bus card

    there was another girl who tried to get right after her on without showing her bus card

    i noticed that one, and told her she couldn't ride without a bus card, and she threw a big hissy fit and pointed to the first girl and was all like

    YOU LET HER ON

    so i investigated and kicked them both off

    as they left I told her

    thank you for snitching

    and the first girl gave her such a LOOK

    and that look said "as soon as this bus leaves I am going to punch you in the FACE"

    Alright, this'll be my choice. Rane is my hero.

    Obviously my standards are not very high.

    Adus on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Lol@ the pope

    "it is sometimes okay to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS

    how many fucking years do you still need to be behind on this shit

    Stupid Pope is stupid.

    Solar on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jesus all getting down with a rude porno

    zooms in and sees the condom on the dudes dick

    throws down his iphone in anger, passengers on the bus frightened/curious

    Swill on
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited November 2010
    rane throws jesus off the bus for being too ornery

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien on
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Who maims their penis first in a murderous rampage

    That's like, the crowning moment reserved for after you eat your friend's face

    mensch-o-matic on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »

    take notes people

    this is how one should post

    nah really i just love doug

    Swill on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    rane throws jesus off the bus for being too ornery

    jesus needs to fucking maintain

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The dude who created doug grew up here

    Bluffington is an exaggerated version of Richmond!

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    jesus all getting down with a rude porno

    zooms in and sees the condom on the dudes dick

    throws down his iphone in anger, passengers on the bus frightened/curious

    ownsonws

    Beasteh on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you are literally roger

    in other news

    pepperoni in italian restaurants is different

    this pizza is covered in spicy peppers

    which i am thoroughly excited about

    it is actually good fun to order things and have legitimately no idea what you just purchased

    Swill on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    once, when I was on a lot of acid, we ordered a pizza from the hookah bar beneath my friends apartment

    somehow we accidentally ended up with a massive lamb pizza

    i was traumatized as shit

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this club gave me a stamp last night that said BSTH

    which is beasteh without the vowels

    and also i got super drunk until 7 in the morning, but managed to not pay for a drink once

    they just kept showing up in my hand and the bar tenders were way chill

    Swill on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    reminds me of when i was in hungary

    they advertised 'british fish & chip'

    being curious, i ordered some

    flattened reformed curly.. what can only be described as flesh, and neatly sliced red potatoes

    at least i had like

    4 bottles of tokay

    Beasteh on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    once, when I was on a lot of acid, we ordered a pizza from the hookah bar beneath my friends apartment

    somehow we accidentally ended up with a massive lamb pizza

    i was traumatized as shit

    i got tuna and purple onion pizza the other day on accident

    it was fucking disgusting because i hate tuna

    but i was hungrig so i ate all of it

    Swill on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    omg re: bsth

    Beasteh on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    once, when I was on a lot of acid, we ordered a pizza from the hookah bar beneath my friends apartment

    somehow we accidentally ended up with a massive lamb pizza

    i was traumatized as shit

    Was there, like, a whole lamb just laid on top

    I'm not sure I see how this is traumatizing

    Did they leave the head in the middle?

    Sheri on
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited November 2010
    europe is basically a theme park where the price of admission is having a few drinks

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    anchovies are literally the worst thing to have on pizza

    along with olives

    i learned this from tmnt

    Beasteh on
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