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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That made me think of a joke

    what do you call a male cows nipples

    (dudders)

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I can poke you until I figure it out! I'm helpful like that.

    love it when you talk dirty

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I need to stop arguing on facebook with a right-wing nutjob. I'm never going to convince him that that putting god back in public schools isn't going to magically create mentally healthy children who don't shoot and bully the crap out of each other.

    I would get more results from banging my head against my truck.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cog, move to ATL and re-train me to start IVs

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ok, I just applied for a job i'd kill for. The pay is crap but it would be an awesome position with a nonprofit doing what I want. It's the best cover letter I've ever written and it was emailed directly to the hiring manager. I'll probably call her tomorrow to make sure she got it and reiterate that I really, really want this job.


    I want this even more than the wedding planning internship, and I'd beat a bag of puppies with a baseball bat for that one.

  • grouch993grouch993 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Good luck VOC, hopefully you can get it without showing up on ASPCA wanted posters.

    A talent exchange that has my information sent me an email warning me that SCEA downloaded my resume. Might be interesting work, but I would have to pretend to like Sony. With my luck it would be writing DRM software for their music group.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ok, I just applied for a job i'd kill for. The pay is crap but it would be an awesome position with a nonprofit doing what I want. It's the best cover letter I've ever written and it was emailed directly to the hiring manager. I'll probably call her tomorrow to make sure she got it and reiterate that I really, really want this job.


    I want this even more than the wedding planning internship, and I'd beat a bag of puppies with a baseball bat for that one.

    i wish you the best of luck! also i couldn't find that recipe, nor could i think of the name other than hobo brownies. sorry

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Noooooooo :( One day I'll find that recipe. I know brownies were involved and marshmallows and I don't remember what else. Perhaps it's better this way, I'll always remember them as being special.


    Also, it's a volunteer coordinator position with Zoo Atlanta. Hopefully I'll be joining you in the zoo workforce, albeit in a completely different way.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    did anybody tell NaS not to apply to the Bethesda job because it's probably really buggy?

    Like he'll finish a project and then suddenly he won't be able to leave his office unless he's wearing a certain hat or everything will break.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I tried applying to Bethesda once. Their animator job posting was broken so I didn't see anywhere to actually apply or an e-mail or anything. I called them up to ask and the lady thought I was an idiot.

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Noooooooo :( One day I'll find that recipe. I know brownies were involved and marshmallows and I don't remember what else. Perhaps it's better this way, I'll always remember them as being special.


    Also, it's a volunteer coordinator position with Zoo Atlanta. Hopefully I'll be joining you in the zoo workforce, albeit in a completely different way.

    oh my gosh. you have no idea how useful that position is. If you are good at it, and I imagine you will be, it is awesomely helpful to the rest of the staff.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    older coworkers peer pressure me to drink too much

    i'm going semi-sober for the next 2-3 weeks i decided

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    semi-sober? like never quite sober? I need your job.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Noooooooo :( One day I'll find that recipe. I know brownies were involved and marshmallows and I don't remember what else. Perhaps it's better this way, I'll always remember them as being special.


    Also, it's a volunteer coordinator position with Zoo Atlanta. Hopefully I'll be joining you in the zoo workforce, albeit in a completely different way.

    oh my gosh. you have no idea how useful that position is. If you are good at it, and I imagine you will be, it is awesomely helpful to the rest of the staff.

    It's the perfect position for me, I want it so bad I can taste it. I really stressed my recruiting and training experience plus the work I've done in fundraising and development (I mean, all nonprofits want some of that right?) and that I totally understand that a position like this requires being flexible beyond the job description and pitching in where it's needed. And while I don't have their preferred (not mandatory) certs I put down that I have researched upcoming classes and training for them and that I could be full certified in 4 months.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ok, I just applied for a job i'd kill for. The pay is crap but it would be an awesome position with a nonprofit doing what I want. It's the best cover letter I've ever written and it was emailed directly to the hiring manager. I'll probably call her tomorrow to make sure she got it and reiterate that I really, really want this job.


    I want this even more than the wedding planning internship, and I'd beat a bag of puppies with a baseball bat for that one.

    i wish you the best of luck! also i couldn't find that recipe, nor could i think of the name other than hobo brownies. sorry

    What's the basic description of these brownies?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i dont know where else to put this so ill put it here

    we just did a story about a drunk this morning who is soon to be fucked.

    proper fucked.

    drunk fella got in a fight with a cop this morning and knocked him out

    stole the police cruiser, which also housed a K9

    drove away with the cop hanging onto the door, dragged him for about 75 yards

    guy stops the car in the next county and is found by another K9 unit

    stabs the new K9 in the neck and runs again

    oh by the way, in the state of Ohio, police dogs have the same standing as a police officer

    so this guy is looking at:
    at least 2 counts of resisting arrest
    2 counts of attempted murder of an officer
    grand theft auto
    kidnapping a police officer

    oh and he just got out of prison so they could charge him of a convict being in possession of a firearm after he stole the cruiser

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jeyzus

    That guy is going down

  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I saw that on the news this mourning eating my breakfast, that dude is boned.

    did you guys get a lot of snow Mr lens?

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sometimes I wonder if applying for jobs that don't allow pdf format CVs in their shitty online application processes is really worth the effort.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    I saw that on the news this mourning eating my breakfast, that dude is boned.

    did you guys get a lot of snow Mr lens?

    we got about 4 inches

    with about an inch of ice underneath

    my mom is up your way near Zanesville and got snowed in yesterday

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    semi-sober? like never quite sober? I need your job.

    no i just meant i have set a total drink limit from today for the next 2 weeks

    thus it is almost like having 2 weeks totally sober but with some slack

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    I saw that on the news this mourning eating my breakfast, that dude is boned.

    did you guys get a lot of snow Mr lens?

    we got about 4 inches

    with about an inch of ice underneath

    my mom is up your way near Zanesville and got snowed in yesterday

    level 2 snow emergencies in all the counties around Columbus. Still at work, going to be a sloooowwwwwww day. Most people don't want us coming out in this weather.

    You'd think if you are home already it would be a good day to get your stuff fixed.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder if applying for jobs that don't allow pdf format CVs in their shitty online application processes is really worth the effort.

    I suggest having a Microsoft Word and plain text version of your resume just in case it's needed. Can save you some trouble down the road.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am back at work after having a fever yesterday

    ffffffffffff

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder if applying for jobs that don't allow pdf format CVs in their shitty online application processes is really worth the effort.

    I suggest having a Microsoft Word and plain text version of your resume just in case it's needed. Can save you some trouble down the road.

    Yeah, it's just a ball ache to generate those files especially when I'm changing the CV up a bit to focus on specific jobs like a good little boy.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Look at that PDF, just got back from the printer's this morning.

    You like the color on that? That's bone.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Look at that PDF, just got back from the printer's this morning.

    You like the color on that? That's bone.

    nice.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Look at that PDF, just got back from the printer's this morning.

    You like the color on that? That's Bone.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Look at that PDF, just got back from the printer's this morning.

    You like the color on that? That's bone.

    Personally, I prefer the eggshell white.

    But wait until you see Paul Allen's card.

    everyone I know goes away, in the end
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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Okay so next fall, there's a possibility that a Lego mindstorms programming thing class would take place (For parents and their kids), with me as the teacher.

    Problem is, I don't have one-a them mindstorm thingies and they cost like 300€, and I pretty much need to learn it first before I teach it. Oh, and I need to buy it myself, don't even know if it counts as tax deductible since it is technically something I'd need to do the job...

    This class would be cool as all hell, but fuck, it might not even be worth it money wise.

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    man.

    i just found out that the annoying, slightly-burning, constantly "need to cough" feeling i have in the back of my throat has been a sinus infection ... for like, 3 months. got one of those snorting bottle things. slept woooooooonderfully. still tired, but i'm guessing that a few more nights of clearing my sinuses with that thing before bed is going to cure that.

    now i need to go to work, where i will be watching How It's Made for the entire morning. wahahaha.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If I die, I want Langly to have my comics

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    End wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Look at that PDF, just got back from the printer's this morning.

    You like the color on that? That's bone.

    Personally, I prefer the eggshell white.

    But wait until you see Paul Allen's card.

    My God it has a watermark.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I haven't gotten an email confirmation about my resume and normally I would just call but I want this job so bad I'm nervous about calling. I'm a big weeny.

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Look at that PDF, just got back from the printer's this morning.

    You like the color on that? That's bone.

    Personally, I prefer the eggshell white.

    But wait until you see Paul Allen's card.

    My God it has a watermark.

    Obligatory

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXaRORian4

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    If I die, I want Sassori to have my comics

    That's so sweet!

  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I called the woman at the zoo and she has my resume. Now to wait and see if she likes it :(

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just sent off a resume and cover letter to what has potential to be something incredible.

    Here's to hoping, I suppose.

    edit: Also, the office that I work out of is closed today because there was an insane fire two doors down from where we are. Everything smells of smoke. Not good smoke either...really rather bad smoke.

    The building that was on fire is burned to nothing. Six fire companies turned out and they were at it for about 12 hours.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    D: jeez

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