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Twisty [Chat]s

Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
Behold

the pet of the future

the TWISTY KAT

(also known as Squittens)

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three parts domestic cat, one part tyrannisaurus rex

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they can drink from a glass, just like a real cat

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everyone wants a twisty kat

except for swedes i guess

Irond Will on
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  • shadowaneshadowane Registered User regular
    What the fuck is that?

    edit: Also every time I stumble into the Economy thread, I'm all ready to read it and fall asleep after reading like half a post. Those folks write quite a bit.

    Rich on Beer - I talk about drinking beer. You read about it.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    It's 63 in Chicago. It was muggy and gross out this morning, thunderstorm all the way to work.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    want a joooooooooooooob

    employment

    work

    waaah!

    Spoiler:
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    i am so torn

    on one hand, this is exactly what Mojo and i were proposing sort of

    on the other, WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Yeah, I couldn't compete with this.

    Literally, as the [Chat] production industry is regulated by the state.

    But also this is a better OP.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Will, you should get a job at Gamestop.

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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    i am so torn

    on one hand, this is exactly what Mojo and i were proposing sort of

    on the other, WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT

    new Pokemon!

    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

    Google+ -- 3DS FC: 5241-3151-2171

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    It's 13c in central ontario today, and slightly drizzly. I walked to class going 'oh this is nice, this is what BC must be like!'

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Twisty's is a decent porn site.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    The top one is also heterochromatic!

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    sunny and 62f

    how pleasant

    wish i were outside

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    are bonsai kittens too old for you guys to remember them?

  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Jakarrd wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i am so torn

    on one hand, this is exactly what Mojo and i were proposing sort of

    on the other, WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT

    new Pokemon!

    TWISTYKAT used FLAIL

    It's not very effective!

    TWISTYKAT used STRUGGLE

    TWISTYKAT is hit by recoil!

    TWISTYKAY used SELFDESTRUCT

    TWISTYKAT has fainted!

  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    i don't want to go to cost accounting :(

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    will, i....

    what.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    are bonsai kittens too old for you guys to remember them?

    i thought bonsai kittens were a joke

    is this a joke?
    Bonsai kittens were a joke.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    The top one is also heterochromatic!

    when you inbreed the shit out of animals you get the possibility of all kinds of fun mutations!

  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Twisty's is a decent porn site.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one...

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Will, you should get a job at Gamestop.

    only if i could work at the evander gamestop

    and also destroy my sense of smell

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    also, I knew I had watched too much porn when I walked into a sex shop an hour ago, looked around at the costume section

    then I recognized the image on one of the packages and started counting off in my head how many photos in that set until the woman was stuffed to the brim

    edit: my prof just said iphones and laptops won't have multicore chips

    then he said they wouldn't have processors with cache memory, not even l1

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  • shadowaneshadowane Registered User regular
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    Rich on Beer - I talk about drinking beer. You read about it.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    i honestly think that working at a gamestop would put me off video games for the rest of my life

    like, it would be impossible for me to enjoy them

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The top one is also heterochromatic!

    when you inbreed the shit out of animals you get the possibility of all kinds of fun mutations!

    Their website says that they're deliberately trying to outbreed the 'twisty' mutation, and that all of their twisty cats are neutered, and that they don't sell any of their twisty cats.

    Still not okay with them because they're breeders, but at least they're not deliberately trying to create horrible freaks of nature.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Will, you should get a job at Gamestop.

    only if i could work at the evander gamestop

    and also destroy my sense of smell
    This is exactly what I was thinking. We have our Jew-counterpoint in Organ, you'd be our Gamestop-counterpoint, we could effectively shut down any Evander argument in the forum.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    shadowane wrote: »
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    are you too good for an adorable fluffy thing that hops around like a kangaroo?

    no one is too good for that.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    LaOs wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Twisty's is a decent porn site.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one...

    Wasn't it AskJolene that had a ton of their free photosets?

    Back when AskJolene didn't suck?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The top one is also heterochromatic!

    when you inbreed the shit out of animals you get the possibility of all kinds of fun mutations!

    Their website says that they're deliberately trying to outbreed the 'twisty' mutation, and that all of their twisty cats are neutered, and that they don't sell any of their twisty cats.

    Still not okay with them because they're breeders, but at least they're not deliberately trying to create horrible freaks of nature.

    they are breeding for polydactylism, though, which is like one minor step removed from breeding for twistiness.

  • shadowaneshadowane Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shadowane wrote: »
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    are you too good for an adorable fluffy thing that hops around like a kangaroo?

    no one is too good for that.

    I was talking about the regular cats, the Polydactyl ones. Their feet are scary looking.

    Rich on Beer - I talk about drinking beer. You read about it.
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shadowane wrote: »
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    are you too good for an adorable fluffy thing that hops around like a kangaroo?

    no one is too good for that.

    Where is my chili Will

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    will is a monster

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The top one is also heterochromatic!

    when you inbreed the shit out of animals you get the possibility of all kinds of fun mutations!

    Their website says that they're deliberately trying to outbreed the 'twisty' mutation, and that all of their twisty cats are neutered, and that they don't sell any of their twisty cats.

    Still not okay with them because they're breeders, but at least they're not deliberately trying to create horrible freaks of nature.

    they are breeding for polydactylism, though, which is like one minor step removed from breeding for twistiness.

    Yeah. I like polydactyl cats, but I wouldn't want one bred specifically for the trait.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Twisty's is a decent porn site.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one...

    Wasn't it AskJolene that had a ton of their free photosets?

    Back when AskJolene didn't suck?

    All I know about AskJolene is that it has a terrible, terrible story section.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shadowane wrote: »
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    are you too good for an adorable fluffy thing that hops around like a kangaroo?

    no one is too good for that.

    Where is my chili Will

    i am eating it right now

    there is a bowl of chili, brown rice and cheese sitting in front of me

    it is so good tyrranus

    it is even better than that red buff you stole

  • LadyMLadyM Registered User regular
    I like how they made up the cutesy name "Twisty Kat" (with a K? REALLY?) instead of "hideously deformed cats."

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    how terrible

    Spoiler:
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shadowane wrote: »
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    are you too good for an adorable fluffy thing that hops around like a kangaroo?

    no one is too good for that.

    Where is my chili Will

    Cartoon-Cell-Chilli-Willy-Running-Away-by-Walter-Lantz.jpg

    :?:

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    shadowane wrote: »
    The cats they sell are terrifying looking. Terrifying.

    are you too good for an adorable fluffy thing that hops around like a kangaroo?

    no one is too good for that.

    Where is my chili Will

    i am eating it right now

    there is a bowl of chili, brown rice and cheese sitting in front of me

    it is so good tyrranus

    it is even better than that red buff you stole
    send me some

    or send me a recipe

  • msmyamsmya Registered User regular
    Orgo lecture has been cancelled! best thing everrrr ^-^


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