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COD:BLOPS - Play on the Black Wang, Friday night!

JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Old Thread with MW2 info and stuff
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHe8CR2mD-8

HOW DO I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS IF I'M PLAYING...

ON THE PC?
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ON THE 360?
1 v 1 TOURNEY BRACKETS, COURTESY OF joshgotro)
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ON THE PS3?
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EMBLEEEMS
BLOPS WEAPON DAMAGE CHART
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A brief history of Call of Duty:
Call of Duty. We're now in our 13th iteration of the franchise. Sure, things started out in World War II, and then all of sudden we were shooting zombies and everyone was like "lawl treyarch!!!!1one." Then we blinked, and we were some dude named SOAP. Then a lot of innocent people died in an airport and soccer moms lost thier shit. Then all of a sudden a military wizard nuked the international space station when Russia was all like "u mad?" and pushed our shit in until we fought back and were all "DANGER CLOSE? WHAT'S THAT?"

And that's before bobby Kotick fucked Infiniti Ward's mom.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace Germany wasn't content with 105. It evolved to 128. The Jagdtiger. Registered User regular
    Dorp.

    Here's to a new thread with less shittiness!

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    Scat, to answer your question, it's retrieving them that's causing me issues. They just aren't showing up. They seem to be uploading fine.

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    XBL: Mercy XXVI - Steam: Mercy_XXVI
  • tofutofu Registered User
    This thread is gonna be filled with so much shit

  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    Oh, I'm missing a step apparently.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    You guys know what sucks. When people shotgun me.

    I mean I'm all shooting them with my gun, and just because they're five feet away I'm dead.

    They really have to fix that shit.

  • elliotw2elliotw2 Registered User
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    You guys know what sucks. When people shotgun me.

    I mean I'm all shooting them with my gun, and just because they're five feet away I'm dead.

    They really have to fix that shit.

    I have that in reverse. I'll shotgun someone twice at point blank, somehow miss, then get shot by some fucker with a G11.

    However, when the shotguns work, they are extremely fun to run around with

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  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    You guys know what sucks. When people shotgun me.

    I mean I'm all shooting them with my gun, and just because they're five feet away I'm dead.

    They really have to fix that shit.

    Eh, probably just a general latency thing. There have been so many times where someone will turn a corner, I'll unload a third or more of my magazine into him, and he'll kill me. In the killcam it doesn't show me firing a shot. I hate my connection.

    An earlier death of mine had me trying to shoot someone behind a tree. His body and mine should have been completely obscured by the tree. I couldn't see him at all. But in the killcam? I was in full fucking view and he was standing in the open, as well.

    That's one of the problems with living in the middle of nowhere. You'll never get more than low quality DSL. You guys should just let me host more often so I can get matched with Chicago servers. :P

    Xbox Live & PSN: Vacorsis

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    I'm getting some sort of "Fatal Error" when I try to link ym youtube account. :(

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    Guys...I wasn't serious...I was simply making fun and mocking at the same time.

  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Guys...I wasn't serious...I was simply making fun and mocking at the same time.

    I just wanted an excuse to complain about my connection. :P

    Xbox Live & PSN: Vacorsis

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  • How many days since release?

    Still can't play a round without hard crash

    THIS HAS BEEN YOUR REGULAR UPDATE

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    ohmyfuckinglord rapidfire steady aim mpl

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace Germany wasn't content with 105. It evolved to 128. The Jagdtiger. Registered User regular
    ohmyfuckinglord rapidfire steady aim mpl

    Yeah this sounds almost as good as a SPAS-12.

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    MPL actually has some decent range. You can still ADS and kill people at medium-short range pretty easily.

    Also I tried to join your Zombies game but XBL didn't like that much.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace Germany wasn't content with 105. It evolved to 128. The Jagdtiger. Registered User regular
    MPL actually has some decent range. You can still ADS and kill people at medium-short range pretty easily.

    Also I tried to join your Zombies game but XBL didn't like that much.

    Can't join in-progress zombies and we were full.

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  • jonny439jonny439 Registered User regular
    I know this is heresy but I just cant do well with the AK47.

    Tridus1x wrote: »
    Casey Anthony is probably a second chance user.
  • tofutofu Registered User
    How many days since release?

    Still can't play a round without hard crash

    THIS HAS BEEN YOUR REGULAR UPDATE

    It's only been like 2 weeks man! #dontpanic

  • mr_michmr_mich Registered User regular
    This summarizes my gameplay...kill 6 guys with a shotgun, then die in some freak grenade-eating accident:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l28HAasZBgE

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  • Hiryu02Hiryu02 Registered User regular
    Scat, what's your sensitivity setting? I just saw your B FAL defense and was like holyshit.

    Sev: Your gameplay is the most heavily yomi based around. Usually you look for characters that allow you to force guessing situations for big dmg. Even if the guess is mathematically nowhere near in your favor lol. You're happiest when you have either a 50/50, 33/33/33 or even a 75/25 situation to go crazy with. And you will take big risks to force those situations to come up.
  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace Germany wasn't content with 105. It evolved to 128. The Jagdtiger. Registered User regular
    Hiryu02 wrote: »
    Scat, what's your sensitivity setting? I just saw your B FAL defense and was like holyshit.

    6.

    To anyone wondering,

    FAL fuck yeah

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  • BookerBooker Registered User regular
    Huh, I keep working my sensitivity higher for more effective use of the M60.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace Germany wasn't content with 105. It evolved to 128. The Jagdtiger. Registered User regular
    Booker wrote: »
    Huh, I keep working my sensitivity higher for more effective use of the M60.

    It hovered between 7 and 10 for MW2, but I had to aim more carefully in BLOPS so it came down a notch.

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  • glithertglithert The richest duck in the world Duckburg, CalisotaRegistered User regular
    This makes me so mad when I lag. So very, very mad.

    Here I was, yelling obscenities at my tv and out of the corner of my eye I see the guys in the other room just standing in the doorway, watching me and giggling

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  • BookerBooker Registered User regular
    I have yet to have that happen to me, but there are times when I step back and wonder why I scream those obcenities.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing hot hot hot hot stayin' alive stayin' aliveRegistered User regular
    I mostly yell at my shotgun when it inevitably fails me.

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  • MagellMagell Registered User regular
    Booker wrote: »
    I have yet to have that happen to me, but there are times when I step back and wonder why I scream those obcenities.

    It's better than sitting in a silent rage and seething. At least that's my hypothesis.

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace Germany wasn't content with 105. It evolved to 128. The Jagdtiger. Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    Booker wrote: »
    I have yet to have that happen to me, but there are times when I step back and wonder why I scream those obcenities.

    It's better than sitting in a silent rage and seething. At least that's my hypothesis.

    Generally this will happen and people will wonder why I got really quiet

    then you'll hear one final, cacophonous stream of profanity, a crash as I throw my controller through everything and then finally, "Scatman1337 Timed Out"

    Not yet the case in Blap Ocks.

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  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    Finally got lightweight and hardened pro.

    Lightweight is kind of lame.

    Hardened is pretty cool.

    Now it's time to get Ninja, Ghost, and marathon (or whatever requires two knifings in 5 seconds). That's gonna be a pain.

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  • mr_michmr_mich Registered User regular
    I call shenanigans:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EK6G04uNk

    EDIT: Now that I got the YouTube uploading working, I can spend less time being a dick in this thread and more time posting my hilarious deaths.

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  • CaedereCaedere S'no regrets BIRDIESRegistered User regular
    So, last night I won an FFA match on Cracked with my trollbuild:

    MP5 (doesn't get used)
    Ballistic Knives
    Nova ALL UP INS
    Claymore
    Tomahawk

    Scav Pro, Warlord Pro, Second Chance Pro.

    22 kills - 11 alone from the Ballistic Knife, most of the rest from the Tomahawk. The tears of my opponents were delicious.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 And when she knooooows, what she wants, from her ty-y-ype Registered User regular
    Hiryu02 wrote: »
    Hiryu02 wrote: »
    Luigi, help me use the FAL.

    Don't use the FAL.

    Be the FAL.

    Fine, how do I be the FAL? I always get smoked at close range, and I tend to miss the killing shots at mid/long range. Is there an approach or strat I need to adopt? I also don't know how the hell you use those irons.

    In all seriousness, I can't really explain it. I've loved using single shot weapons since MW1 so I can't explain any real strategy I adopt - it's just instinct now. I also love three-prong irons, which is one of the reasons I used the AUG without a sight so much in MW2.

    Are you on my friends list? Becuase I'll have plenty of free time soon and we can piss around in a private match if you want.

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    mr_mich wrote: »
    I call shenanigans:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EK6G04uNk

    EDIT: Now that I got the YouTube uploading working, I can spend less time being a dick in this thread and more time posting my hilarious deaths.

    Don't mess with wizards.

  • MagellMagell Registered User regular
    I had an awesome Claymore Triple Kill in a game a while ago and was pissed because the game wasn't available for me to save. I was setting up a claymore to the side of B by the double stair door and get shot so my claymore drops and blows up the three guys coming in. Good times.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 And when she knooooows, what she wants, from her ty-y-ype Registered User regular
    mr_mich wrote: »
    I call shenanigans:

    *snip*

    EDIT: Now that I got the YouTube uploading working, I can spend less time being a dick in this thread and more time posting my hilarious deaths.

    I can't be certain, but it kinda looks like your SPAS shot set it off, it all happens so fast.

    Otherwise yeah, military wizard did it.

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  • HibernusHibernus Registered User
    Man, I've been playing on my friends PS3 as well as my 360 lately, and I have to say that I really wish I'd bought a ps3 instead.


    Because nobody ever, EVER, shoots my shit down on PS3.

    Also my dogs get like 2x the kills every time they're called in.

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJy7AIz9Y7I&feature=player_embedded

    "I think there's someone behind us."

    "What? No, there right over that way. Isn't that right Guys?"
    "Guys? Fuck."

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  • -SPI--SPI- Registered User regular
    Joined a server earlier and a few server rules popped up when I joined. I figured, sure, some servers ban grenade launchers or whatever (not that I usually see them anyway, but whatever).

    At rule #8 I disconnected. Only ADS, no sprinting, no dual wield, no this, no that. At some point you have to ask why these people even bought CoD in the first place. ARMA 2 is right there if you want to get crazy with things. Also, speaking of dumb rulesets, I wish I could filter out any barebones servers, because that is bullshit. Disabling killstreaks, sure. Disabling equipment, o....k, I guess that's fine. Disabling Perks, yeah starting to get a little silly. Disabling weapon attachments, NO, bad game mode! BAD!

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