Hot chicks, samurai, dragons and zombies? SUCKER PUNCH

Quoth

I heard about this movie a long time ago and then promptly forgot, because it was still just an idea in Zack Snyder's head. Or a half-baked script, or something.

BUT NOW IT'S MORE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSIetIg7O3M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrIiYSdEe4E

IT'S A HALF-BAKED MOVIE

WHAT IS IT ABOUT? WHO CARES

GONNA WATCH SWORD FIGHTS AND EXPLOSIONS ALL DAY LONG

Tasteticle

i'm down

DodgeBlan

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Tonkka

Oh fucking shit yes.

Crashmo

I'll be there

lostwords

so excited for this movie

that whole cast is amazing

Bucketman

Hells yes!

Ferrus

The concept is shit.

And by shit I mean fuckawesome.

Man, next year is going to be a great year for movies in general.

101

Watching this for the hot chicks.

Also explosions and shit.

Berk

are movies just video games you watch now yeah

Ruby Rhod

Saw the preview for this in the theater and my only thought was I don't know what the fuck this is but I want to see it.

Quoth

A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.

Volucrisus Aedrius

This movie is what happens when you watch too much anime.

Ferrus

Quoth wrote: »

A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.

A plan which includes WW1 and medieval Japan.
And dragons.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

This movie is what happens when you watch too much anime.

Alternatively,

This movie is what animes when you watch too much happen.

Muse Among Men

Love her eyelashes.

Did I just hear Tenenbaum?

Grey Ghost

This looks like a fucking mess

Also, Led Zeppelin hardly ever lets people use their music for shit but they let them use When The Levee Breaks for this fucking thing?

Quoth

gg are you hating on this fucking masterpiece because i will tell you where you can put that hate

hint: it is your butt

Grey Ghost

Quoth what has gotten into you

You seem somewhat un-Quothy tonight

Quoth

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Quoth what has gotten into you

You seem somewhat un-Quothy tonight

i just have a soft spot for cheesy over the top fantasy action movies with robots and katanas

and i liked 300 and watchmen

Grey Ghost

I liked 300 and Watchmen too but this seems a bit much
I guess lately I just have no taste for these "it's ninjas and robots and all kinds of other shit together in one thing"

It's just.... tiring, honestly

Quoth

i have larger reservoirs of energy for such insanity

Ruby Rhod

I would much rather have this than another superhero movie or disaster movie. In this case I am speaking about the terrible "spoof" films that have been coming out in the last few years. Scary movie and not another teen movie are excluded from this hatred.

Langly

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hate this so much

Grey Ghost

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hate this so much

Well then you'll love his Superman movie

Monkeyfeet

I like that this takes place in Vermont. Represent bitches

cj iwakura

There's two Quoths: TWB mode and ++ mode. You've been blessed with the latter.


She's from Miami, so rest assured, there's some crazy in both.
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The main character looks awesome. Nothing more to add.

Virgil_Leads_You

Crazy short institutionalized women are nowhere near as interesting as this movie may lead you to believe.

Monkeyfeet

Zach Snyder presents Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar.

Grey Ghost

Stop the presses, CJ thinks something that looks exactly like an anime looks cool

Tasteticle

this movie begs to be seen with friends

otherwise what is the point

Langly

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hate this so much

Well then you'll love his Superman movie

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Grey Ghost

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Stop the presses, CJ thinks something that looks exactly like an anime looks cool

I immediately felt kinda bad for posting this

Grey Ghost

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hate this so much

Well then you'll love his Superman movie

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hahaha have you seriously not heard about that

This is not your day, friendo

Monkeyfeet

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Stop the presses, CJ thinks something that looks exactly like an anime looks cool

I immediately felt kinda bad for posting this

well you can't take it back and now he's crying. I hope you're happy

Langly

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hate this so much

Well then you'll love his Superman movie

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hahaha have you seriously not heard about that

This is not your day, friendo

I thought it was a rumor!

cj iwakura

Getting pretty used to it by now.

Grey Ghost

Until recently, yes

Monkeyfeet

oh man now I'm bummed

Quoth

man if you hate spastic action movies with excessive special effects, then why don't you go make a thread for french film or something, you pinko commie skinny cigarette smoker

Quoth

i am defending this movie so much already that it is pretty much guaranteed to suck

OH WELL