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Hot chicks, samurai, dragons and zombies? SUCKER PUNCH

QuothQuoth the RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
I heard about this movie a long time ago and then promptly forgot, because it was still just an idea in Zack Snyder's head. Or a half-baked script, or something.

BUT NOW IT'S MORE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSIetIg7O3M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrIiYSdEe4E

IT'S A HALF-BAKED MOVIE

WHAT IS IT ABOUT? WHO CARES

GONNA WATCH SWORD FIGHTS AND EXPLOSIONS ALL DAY LONG

Quoth on
“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i'm down


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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh fucking shit yes.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'll be there

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so excited for this movie

    that whole cast is amazing

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hells yes!

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The concept is shit.

    And by shit I mean fuckawesome.

    Man, next year is going to be a great year for movies in general.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    Spoiler:
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Watching this for the hot chicks.

    Also explosions and shit.

  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    are movies just video games you watch now yeah

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Saw the preview for this in the theater and my only thought was I don't know what the fuck this is but I want to see it.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This movie is what happens when you watch too much anime.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    A young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility.

    A plan which includes WW1 and medieval Japan.
    And dragons.

    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    Spoiler:
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This movie is what happens when you watch too much anime.

    Alternatively,

    This movie is what animes when you watch too much happen.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Love her eyelashes.

    Did I just hear Tenenbaum?

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This looks like a fucking mess

    Also, Led Zeppelin hardly ever lets people use their music for shit but they let them use When The Levee Breaks for this fucking thing?

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    gg are you hating on this fucking masterpiece because i will tell you where you can put that hate

    hint: it is your butt

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Quoth what has gotten into you

    You seem somewhat un-Quothy tonight

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quoth what has gotten into you

    You seem somewhat un-Quothy tonight

    i just have a soft spot for cheesy over the top fantasy action movies with robots and katanas

    and i liked 300 and watchmen

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I liked 300 and Watchmen too but this seems a bit much
    I guess lately I just have no taste for these "it's ninjas and robots and all kinds of other shit together in one thing"

    It's just.... tiring, honestly

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i have larger reservoirs of energy for such insanity

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would much rather have this than another superhero movie or disaster movie. In this case I am speaking about the terrible "spoof" films that have been coming out in the last few years. Scary movie and not another teen movie are excluded from this hatred.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    hate this so much

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Langly wrote: »
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    hate this so much

    Well then you'll love his Superman movie

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like that this takes place in Vermont. Represent bitches

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    There's two Quoths: TWB mode and ++ mode. You've been blessed with the latter.


    She's from Miami, so rest assured, there's some crazy in both.
    (<3)



    The main character looks awesome. Nothing more to add.

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Crazy short institutionalized women are nowhere near as interesting as this movie may lead you to believe.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zach Snyder presents Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stop the presses, CJ thinks something that looks exactly like an anime looks cool

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this movie begs to be seen with friends

    otherwise what is the point


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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
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    hate this so much

    Well then you'll love his Superman movie

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Stop the presses, CJ thinks something that looks exactly like an anime looks cool

    I immediately felt kinda bad for posting this

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
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    hate this so much

    Well then you'll love his Superman movie

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Hahaha have you seriously not heard about that

    This is not your day, friendo

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Stop the presses, CJ thinks something that looks exactly like an anime looks cool

    I immediately felt kinda bad for posting this

    well you can't take it back and now he's crying. I hope you're happy

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
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    hate this so much

    Well then you'll love his Superman movie

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Hahaha have you seriously not heard about that

    This is not your day, friendo

    I thought it was a rumor!

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Getting pretty used to it by now.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Until recently, yes

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh man now I'm bummed

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man if you hate spastic action movies with excessive special effects, then why don't you go make a thread for french film or something, you pinko commie skinny cigarette smoker

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i am defending this movie so much already that it is pretty much guaranteed to suck

    OH WELL

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
    Site | The Miami Grindstone | Twitter | Dropbox
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