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The Blood of the Mother

Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
Shall give rise to a New World Order

Basically this guy

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Used this

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From a masonic temple

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To slay his poor mother

He has appeared some show with this

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332943/Sword-used-Ugly-Betty-actor-Michael-Brea-kill-mother-with.html

Fucking vile bastard
Brea, 31, who had appeared in an episode of TV comedy Ugly Betty but was currently jobless, was said to be convinced his 55-year-old mother was possessed by the devil.
After storming the second-floor apartment in the Brooklyn district of the city, police allegedly found him holding a Bible and the sword.

He is said to have carried out the attack in the early hours of the morning after returning from a Masonic lodge meeting on Monday night complaining of a headache.

And possibly insane

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swords are not for decoration

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Swords will fucking cut you wide open!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's terrible that we could fill this thread with nothing but jokes and conspiracy theories

    Life is cruel like that. What with dangling juicy shit in front of us and saying no you can't do that.

    Fuck you life I want to do that and there ain't shit you can do abou

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stone Mason Conspiracy Nutjob Deluge in 3

    2

    1

    #pipe on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hey, what if his Mum was actually possessed by Satan.
    He's fucking mental.

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    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    on the other hand

    how often do people actually get killed with a sword these days?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    on the other hand

    how often do people actually get killed with a sword these days?

    Probably tons of people in saudia arabia

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    He'll have to walk home naked now. Dragging the stone of shame.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Who the fuck refers to it as "the Brooklyn district?"

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  • I'm gonna blame the hollywood star whackers

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Who the fuck refers to it as "the Brooklyn district?"

    The unwashed foreign hordes

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Im gonna blame Satan.

    Quit being such a dick, guy!

    Bedlam on
  • JustPlainPavekJustPlainPavek Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Wait, people under 70 still attending Masonic lodge meetings? Clearly something is wrong with this story.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    on the other hand

    how often do people actually get killed with a sword these days?

    incompetent LARPers?

    "Guys! Let's use real swords this week! We'll just be careful!"

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man

    That's a serious Mason joint. The ones around here look like big shabby rectangles.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What's weird is that the news story claimed the guy is an actor, but he doesn't have an IMDb page.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    It's about time we had a good sword murdering.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    This guy isn't even famous enough to have an IMDB page.

    Apparently he lost his Subway franchise due to poor performance too.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I mean seriously, you can have one line in one episode of a television show and still have an IMDb page.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ugh, i'd rather have been stabbed with a wooden stake than that sorry excuse for a sword. it looks like a movie prop. god, how painful was that?

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah every single news report is calling him an Ugly Betty actor when he apparently only appeared in one episode and didn't even have any lines. I'd hate to be someone who was involved with that show, having its named tossed around everywhere like he was a main cast member.

    I remember another thing like this happening recently where some guy who was on a single episode of Power Rangers murdered someone and all these news stories suddenly calling him a Power Ranger. Anything for a headline, I guess.

    A lot of reports were calling it a "Samurai sword", too. It's like they don't even attempt to be accurate.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah, I remember them calling it a Samurai sword. That's really weird.

    Almost like they're trying to downplay any connection with the masons.

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well you know kids these days
    always got those samurai swords

    no respect for scimitars

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    well you know kids these days
    always got those samurai swords
    Not like the good ol days. Broadswords that could cleave a man in two! Not like these fancy little girl sticks with dragons on 'em!

    And dont even git me started on the rap music!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    foolproof thread

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    but seriously
    what we have here
    is a crazy person
    I don't know if anyone figured that out

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that ain't no scimitar, that looks like a flamberge

    also if you want to see hilarious pictures, just search for "flamberge" on Google

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this is pretty cool, love me some middle aged man murdering Middle Aged style

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man I know that ain't a scimitar
    but isn't a flamberge considerably bigger?

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That is a fucking Dungeons & Dragons sword. It looks like it should be enchanted to do +15 Fire damage to whatever it hits.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well the blade's got that wavy type thing going on but yeah it's definitely not a long sword like flamberge usually are

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is a pretty sad story.
    I wonder if he talked to his mason brothers
    about his worries of possession.

    They probably would hooked the dude up with some counseling
    or some psychiatric medicine.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited November 2010
    This is a pretty sad story.
    I wonder if he talked to his mason brothers
    about his worries of possession.

    They probably would hooked the dude up with some counseling
    or some psychiatric medicine.

    are these line breaks just a result of me reading this on my phone or is this a weird poem for everyone else

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    This is a pretty sad story.
    I wonder if he talked to his mason brothers
    about his worries of possession.

    They probably would hooked the dude up with some counseling
    or some psychiatric medicine.

    are these line breaks just a result of me reading this on my phone or is this a weird poem for everyone else

    I'm not getting it.
    Personally, I'd say phone...
    Or maybe it's you

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    In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nope, that's how he types.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nope, that's how he types.

    Dude, it doesn't work
    unless you do it in poem
    get with the program

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    In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Shall I compare thee

    To a summer's day?

    Fuck no.

    Also, this typing format

    Is the biggest pain in the ass.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    all of you fags quit that shit.


    also maaaan my fucking friend VJ is gonna be flipping out. hates him some masons. ugh.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's about time we had a good sword murdering.

    There can be only one

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