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SECRET SAINTS :: Saintees have been posted!

mullymully Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in Singularity Engine++
back by popular demand...


SECRET SAINTS


Oh, those rascally Secret Satans!

All they do is want, want, want!

"Oh," they say, as they twirl their evil mustaches in their leathery fingertips.
"I have to give something BACK in order to receive something? Well, I suppose, if I must."

We, the Secret Saints, say NO! I WANT NOTHING IN RETURN BUT THE JOY I'LL FEEL FROM YOUR JOY! For, there is no such thing as a selfless act.


INSTRUCTIONS


SAINTEES

You're broke, you're in college and completely drowning in work, you're illiterate, your family is thousands of miles away -- for one reason or another, you don't have the means to give anything this year and doubt you will get anything, and it would be really nice to get something from a Saint.

1) You must NOT be on the list for Secret Satans.
2) If you do not receive anything, you can't whine. Seriously.
3) You must post after you've received your gift, and appear happier than the happiest you've ever been. That is your gift back to the community.
4) Would appreciate it if you were on the honour system here and truly could not afford to participate in Secret Satans this year, not just "Didn't feel like going through all that trouble."
5) If you get a lump of coal or a single lego brick, refer to #3.
6) If you have a kid that you can't afford to buy for and would prefer someone bought a toy for them or something, please give us the sex/age of the brat.


NEW RULE THIS YEAR:


If you wish to remain anonymous you must STILL FILL OUT ALL THE INFORMATION REQUIRED IN THE EMAIL, but if asked, I will post only the details you request; for example, "mully" may be posted as "27/F in need of copic markers" instead.


SAINTS


You're kind and generous -- or maybe you just have a ceramic cat in the house that you've been trying to pass off onto someone else for the past 8 years. Whatever the reason, you want to open your wallet to another individual and say YES! YES, I AM AWESOME.

1) No extreme lurkers. Sorry guys, but I'll be looking up your screen names and making sure you aren't crazies. Or at least, aren't bad crazies. I need to see your words to judge you by, y'know?
2) Try to get your gift to your selected person(s) prior to January 15th. Of course if you decide not to do it at all, that's cool too. You're kind of running your own boat here.
3) A postcard counts as a gift. A small bag of marbles counts as a gift. A single jellybean tied with a ribbon counts as a gift. I think you get the point.


SIGN-UPS


1) Sign-ups for Saintees end on December 3rd, 2010.

2) SAINTEES will sign-up by filling out the below and sending it to solidsaints AT gmail DOT com

SUBJECT: SECRET SAINTS APPLICANT

BODY:
Screen name:
Real name:
Mailing Address:
NSFW OK:

3) After the 6th, SAINTS will be welcome to select as many people from the list to gift as they desire, by emailing me the following:

SUBJECT: SAINT: YOUR USERNAME

BODY:
Username/Assigned # of chosen Saintee OR quantity of people you would like randomly assigned to you.




If you have any questions, post 'em in this thread.

Last year some of us donated $2.00 per Saint to Child's Play - I can't afford to do that this year, but if any of YOU want to do that, PM me and I'll add your noble endeavor to the OP.


Happy Holidays!

SAINTEES

crwth ( 7 )
goatmon ( 5 )
saint ( 5 )
thatdudeoverthere ( 6 )
mr. defecation & his infant baby brother ( 5 )
bendery it like beckham's wonderful mother (details of likes available) ( 5 )
kuribo's shoe ( 6 )
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    neat, I might sign up but I would still feel bad about getting and not giving :s

  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Does the lurker check apply to saints too? If so, do I pass?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You pass, Wiet :P

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    People should definitely not feel bad about signing up. The whole point is to help each other out during the holidays. And especially for toys for kids.

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yeah, I wanted to give people the opportunity to be anonymous just in case they had some kind of weird pride issue

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I wish I could even do this, let alone Satans

    but my parents don't trust internet people

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mully wrote: »
    27/F in need

    How you doin?

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mully wrote: »
    27/F in need

    How you doin?

    i need art and i need it bad, nas

    i should go look at your heavy thread

    have you posted any more pictures yet

    because i looked twice and you were all "oh ive done more but you cant have any pictures of it you undeserving cretins"

  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I wish I could even do this, let alone Satans

    but my parents don't trust internet people

    Well, would you be able to sign up as a saintee? That way you'll still be part of it!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I signed up!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mully wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    27/F in need

    How you doin?

    i need art and i need it bad, nas

    i should go look at your heavy thread

    have you posted any more pictures yet

    because i looked twice and you were all "oh ive done more but you cant have any pictures of it you undeserving cretins"

    I've got some time over the next few days, so I'm gonna get a bunch of work done and then post a big update.

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would like to again thank the saints from last year for helping make my daughter's christmas special.

    And The Geek for Left 4 Dead 2.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    People should definitely not feel bad about signing up. The whole point is to help each other out during the holidays. And especially for toys for kids.

    I agree!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ah geez i just got an applicant email that made my eyes water

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mully wrote: »
    ah geez i just got an applicant email that made my eyes water

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It took me way too long to get the stuff sent last time. This is a good thing, though. People should do it! You'll feel good about yourself.

    Props to Mully for organizing it.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    thank shallot for that image, NaS

  • ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh this is so cool! I am planning on being a saint, does this require a lurker check? I participated in the solid saints auction earlier this month (still need to come up with a short story idea for when quoth is done with NaNoWriMo).

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It is pretty much a free pass if you bid & won or provided in the solid auction

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    didn't get involved with this at all last year

    do i have to sign up to be a saint?

    or is it just i look at the saintee list and e-mail mully who i wanna give stuff to?

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  • ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mully wrote: »
    It is pretty much a free pass if you bid & won or provided in the solid auction

    Thanks for the clarification, I cant wait to start sending things!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    didn't get involved with this at all last year

    do i have to sign up to be a saint?

    or is it just i look at the saintee list and e-mail mully who i wanna give stuff to?

    yeah, just look at the list and email her who you've chosen, then she sends the addresses.

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    okay, so saints are still going through a background check and stuff before addresses are sent out though, right?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    okay, so saints are still going through a background check and stuff before addresses are sent out though, right?

    Yeah, send me your social security number, bank numbers, mother's maiden name, credit card info, blood type, and date of birth.

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yeah - basically, i just have to know who you are, or you have a big enough post history that i can cast my judgment upon you

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm bluedotting this thread

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it took me forever to figure out what people meant by that

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    signing up for being a saintee because I am broke as hell

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm tempted to sign up as a saintee because I am very poor, but I don't really need much.

    I do have a Jesus manga I found in the clearance bin of a used book store that someone here probably wants.

  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    By the next pay check (the 10th) I should be able to set aside $15 to send somebody a fun little gift.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Alright, itchin' for some giftin'.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gonna send some people some hats and stuff aw yeah

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have some pretty good gifts ideas for saints

  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I hope getting a gift from someone will prove to my parents this place isn't a hovel of nigerian royalty pedophiles who want to send a computer virus through the postal service. They wouldn't let me do Satans because "Really? Why would you buy something for someone from a forum?" as they phrased it.

  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Note to self: Do not mail the thai ladyboy to Saint.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't compromise yourself for him, man.
    Saint would love a ladyboy, who're you kidding?

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    go phillipeno or go home dude

  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Note to self: Do not mail the thai ladyboy to Saint.

    Plus, you know. The Thais that Bind.

  • SniperLogicSniperLogic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Are there a significant amount of forumer kids in need? That would tug my heart strings sufficiently to pour forth riches.

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    as a 15 year old, do I count as a forumer kid, considering I won't be getting many presents from home?

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