NYC Meetup with Will, THIS WEEK (Friday at 7 at the Rio Grande)

nexuscrawler

I peed in a bottle in times square one new years eve

YamiNoSenshi

I had nothing to do with any street peeing. IR and I proved once again that we are the oldest people around by leaving right after dinner.

Drez

Deebaser wrote: »

I blame the bouncers too! Eddy's urine is on their hands!

Dude...

That's next weekend. And invite only. Now everyone we didn't invite is going to be upset.

Casual Eddy

I love how I am clearly getting drunker and drunker as the pictures progress

Organichu

i see that yami still looks like bale in the machinist

Casual Eddy

oh come on it's not like I'm the first person to pee on new york

Nerdgasmic

by my calculations, new york is 50% desperate pee

Organichu

i once peed on grand central parkway in queens

Casual Eddy

if they had let me pee in the gay club I probably would have gotten some play in the bathroom at least

tapeslinger

Casual Eddy wrote: »

if they had let me pee in the gay club I probably would have gotten some play in the bathroom at least

I still love you eddy

nexuscrawler

Organichu wrote: »

i once peed on grand central parkway in queens

this is brave

Drez

I once peed on a dragon. Right on his fucking face.

syndalis

Casual Eddy wrote: »

if they had let me pee in the gay club I probably would have gotten some play in the bathroom at least

would have been a 10 dollar pee though; doubt it was worth it.

Hakkekage

Irond Will wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

We didn't just "let" him pee on the street, some of us "encouraged" him to pee on the street, while the rest of us "enabled" him to pee on the street.

There are no innocents here. We pretty much all collectively peed on 21st street. You know what, I blame the bouncers too! If they weren't checking IDs, this wouldn't have been a problem in the first place. Eddy's urine is on their hands!

hakks didn't know what was going on

she was like

"WHY ARE WE JUST STANDING IN A SEMICIRCLE HERE LETS GO I'M COLD DAMMIT"

I figured it out eventually!

And ran away because I wanted no involvement in the boy's club public urination project of 2010

Hakkekage

also I got the feeling the bouncer tacked on that $10 cover when he saw me being a terribly shifty dipshit at confidently flouting the law so I apologize for my lack of prowess keeping us out of the awesome gay bar

Variable

Hakkekage wrote: »

also I got the feeling the bouncer tacked on that $10 cover when he saw me being a terribly shifty dipshit at confidently flouting the law so I apologize for my lack of prowess keeping us out of the awesome gay bar

he completely knew what was going on

dude was like a fucking hawk

dunno if he made up the money thing (this is the first I'm hearing of it) but he sniffed us out instantly.

Hakkekage

well to be fair I was like

WHAT DO I DO I'M SO NOT SAVVY ENOUGH FOR THIS in a very obvious manner

a congested chicken could have sniffed me out

syndalis

They had a barcode ID scanner; there was no way the passback was going to work.

Also, your charms would not have worked on that bouncer, no offense.

Wrong kind of club

Hakkekage

haha yes syn i was just telling vari on AIM that even if I hookered up it would have been futile

eddy should have used the dude as a stripper pole while I dashed inside

Drez

I wonder if everyone standing to block Eddy from sight could have been put on a sex offender registry as accomplices.

Nerdgasmic

"could have"?

I have some bad new for you guys

Spoiler:

Irond Will

Organichu wrote: »

i see that yami still looks like bale in the machinist

that's what i told him!

and he was like "no, people usually tell me i look like tom green"

IrishRodent

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i see that yami still looks like bale in the machinist

that's what i told him!

and he was like "no, people usually tell me i look like tom green"

And then the two of you had a brief conversation in the Batman voice.

Irond Will

IrishRodent wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i see that yami still looks like bale in the machinist

that's what i told him!

and he was like "no, people usually tell me i look like tom green"

And then the two of you had a brief conversation in the Batman voice.

when you speak in an urgently hoarse whisper, it turns out that you really have to get up in someone's face to be heard

IrishRodent

Irond Will wrote: »

when you speak in an urgently hoarse whisper, it turns out that you really have to get up in someone's face to be heard

Well, even from across the table, I could hear you fine. But that's probably because I'm a cyborg.

YamiNoSenshi

Hey, don't get me wrong. I'd much prefer Christian Bale to Tom Green.

razzledazzle

Hakkekage wrote: »

haha yes syn i was just telling vari on AIM that even if I hookered up it would have been futile

eddy should have used the dude as a stripper pole while I dashed inside

There is a stripper role in the gay bar

syndalis

razzledazzle wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

haha yes syn i was just telling vari on AIM that even if I hookered up it would have been futile

eddy should have used the dude as a stripper pole while I dashed inside

There is a stripper role in the gay bar

Of course there is

Drez

There's a stripper pole in my pocket.

Except on Thursdays.

Casual Eddy

wait what were we trying to pull at the gay bar?

Nerdgasmic

Casual Eddy wrote: »

wait what were we trying to pull at the gay bar?

they tried to start a war

start a nuclear war

Deebaser

Casual Eddy wrote: »

wait what were we trying to pull at the gay bar?

We were trying to sneak in there and get the gays to join our "Pray the gay away support group"...

...ironically...

Deebaser

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

wait what were we trying to pull at the gay bar?

they tried to start a war

start a nuclear war

yyyeeeesssss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

Drez

I still think Nerdgasmic is a Cardboard Tube alt.

Nerdgasmic

watch out drez, talk like that could land you in superjail

assuming there are still people who haven't yet ignored you for you to be auto-ignored

Drez

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

watch out drez, talk like that could land you in superjail

assuming there are still people who haven't yet ignored you for you to be auto-ignored

whut?

I need to post like 45,000 more times to be on auto-ignore.

Nerdgasmic

inflating post counts is the first thing they teach you at Tube School

Drez

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

inflating post counts is the first thing they teach you at Tube School

oic

I don't know anything about that. Every single post I make is a gem of untold value. Unless you tell someone the value; then it is a gem of told value.

YamiNoSenshi

Drez wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

inflating post counts is the first thing they teach you at Tube School

oic

I don't know anything about that. Every single post I make is a gem of untold value. Unless you tell someone the value; then it is a gem of told value.

The value is poop.

tapeslinger

so new years? y/n/maybe? I remember eddy said yes and a few other people said maybe. I know we are dirty hipster jerzey but it is always a fun time and usually nexus keeps his hands to himself. Usually.