ITT there is a lack of sister tits...

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

Well i DO crave attention and need validation....

lostwords

ChicoBlue wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

It'd prolly be easier if you told me which ones you worked at. She used to dance at GiGi's Cabaret (where Anna Nicole Smith danced when she was attractive) though all jokes aside she was only dancing at the time because she went through a divorce and has sole custody of her two kids and had to move back to texas without a dime to her name.

That sounds kind of like a movie I once saw...

?

Gafoto

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

Darth Waiter

Oh, did I imply that I worked at these locations? My apologies. I'm afraid I must have misspoken. You see, I bartended at other locations and the strippers would tell me where they worked. Free drink = free dance. I didn't take advantage of the situation (as much as I wanted to) but this had the added bonus of me being singled out as a nice guy, the one they generally took home, as opposed to Mr. Slobber, the drunk car salesman.

Where was I? Oh, yes. I've never been arrested but I have had several close calls with Johnny Law in regards to expired tags.

ChicoBlue

Woah, man. Good guess.

Callius

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Well, post a picture of her and we can let you know about the tits.

Redeemer

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

Well i DO crave attention and need validation....

All whores do

Butters

PiptheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Butters wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

man you guys and your siblings.

My one brother is finishing a computer engineering degree and working for a company that prints swedish scratch n win tickets. He's a bit of a drinker, but totally within his own limits now that he's getting older, and my other brother just finished high school and is taking a year off saving money to go to University in the fall.

Good pair of kids, I tell ya.

My sister is an FBI agent in Chicago and my brother was named athlete of the week this past week in The Plain Dealer (Cleveland's biggest newspaper).

I fucked both of them in the ass

Shut up, dad!

mow the lawn

It's covered in snow you crazy old man!

fetch me another beer then you accident

Mom said I was a surprise!

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

Gafoto

Thread lacks sistertits

potatoe

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

Well i DO crave attention and need validation....

All whores do

you would know

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

Well i DO crave attention and need validation....

All whores do

Oh Deemy....TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS YOU SMOOTHER TALKER YOU!

Callius

Seriously, can you throw that in the OP's subject line?

People are gonna come here expecting a nice shot of your sister's gazongas or, worst case, a nice cleavage shot.

We don't want to dissapoint, do we?

Redeemer

potatoe wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

Well i DO crave attention and need validation....

All whores do

you would know

sark

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

nobody necessarily expects you to have some.

we expect you to go get some.

now.

go.

Callius

Redeemer wrote:

potatoe wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

Post pictures of your sisters tits

I refuse to acknowledge she has any.

Uh... more pictures of yours, then

Well i DO crave attention and need validation....

All whores do

you would know

Change your title to "iWhore"

Darth Waiter

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

I can't remember who, but someone wanted to see a pic of my sister's tits right after she had undergone reduction surgery. Whoever you are, sick-fucker-that-I-can't-remember, you need therapy like I need scotch.

babyeatingjesus

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

I can't remember who, but someone wanted to see a pic of my sister's tits right after she had undergone reduction surgery. Whoever you are, sick-fucker-that-I-can't-remember, you need therapy like I need scotch.

yeah that's fucked up.

pictures of her tits before the reduction, though. I think we can all agree you should be posting those.

ChicoBlue

I wish I had some sister tits to tease you all with.

Butters

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

I can't remember who, but someone wanted to see a pic of my sister's tits right after she had undergone reduction surgery. Whoever you are, sick-fucker-that-I-can't-remember, you need therapy like I need scotch.

So you are saying one can get those pictures if one were to provide scotch in return?

potatoe

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

Callius

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

I can't remember who, but someone wanted to see a pic of my sister's tits right after she had undergone reduction surgery. Whoever you are, sick-fucker-that-I-can't-remember, you need therapy like I need scotch.

oh shits dude, you should send me those pictures.

sark

babyeatingjesus wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote:

Gafoto wrote:

I want to see your sisters tits and I don't want to pay.

honestly, im sort of creeped out by the fact that you expect me to have pictures of my sister's tits...

I can't remember who, but someone wanted to see a pic of my sister's tits right after she had undergone reduction surgery. Whoever you are, sick-fucker-that-I-can't-remember, you need therapy like I need scotch.

yeah that's fucked up.

pictures of her tits before the reduction, though. I think we can all agree you should be posting those.

before and after pics, please.

full body nudes would be best. that way, we can judge how the reduction affected her over look.

this is for science.

Butters

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

My guess is you'll probably be a bit freaked out next time you wipe your ass.

Darth Waiter

Butters wrote:

So you are saying one can get those pictures if one were to provide scotch in return?

I can neither confirm, nor deny, the existence of said pictures without a sampling of the wares. "A bump", if you will.

And yeah, BEJ, I had to help her with the bandages about two weeks after the reduction. It looked like she had been broadsided by a Louisville slugger.

potatoe

Butters wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

My guess is you'll probably be a bit freaked out next time you wipe your ass.

you know...that sounds pretty exciting

ChicoBlue

potatoe wrote:

Butters wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

My guess is you'll probably be a bit freaked out next time you wipe your ass.

you know...that sounds pretty exciting

Take pictures.

babyeatingjesus

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

why would you do this?

Please tell me it was at least the kind with sugar included in it and not the unsweetened stuff you need to add like a cup of sugar to make a litre.

Callius

Darth Waiter wrote:

Butters wrote:

So you are saying one can get those pictures if one were to provide scotch in return?

I can neither confirm, nor deny, the existence of said pictures without a sampling of the wares. "A bump", if you will.

And yeah, BEJ, I had to help her with the bandages about two weeks after the reduction. It looked like she had been broadsided by a Louisville slugger.

But you totally got to feel her tits up, right?



... oh jesus, that's gross.

Malkor

Thread title says 'lack of tits' and I was still expectin' em. I am so lame.

Dr_Keenbean

potatoe wrote:

Butters wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

My guess is you'll probably be a bit freaked out next time you wipe your ass.

you know...that sounds pretty exciting

Only if it's blue or something. Red could conceal a great problem.

babyeatingjesus

Darth Waiter wrote:

Butters wrote:

So you are saying one can get those pictures if one were to provide scotch in return?

I can neither confirm, nor deny, the existence of said pictures without a sampling of the wares. "A bump", if you will.

And yeah, BEJ, I had to help her with the bandages about two weeks after the reduction. It looked like she had been broadsided by a Louisville slugger.

what size was she/did she go to?

I had a friend of a friend go in for a reduction and she still walked away with D-cups.

Was it for aesthetic reasons or health/aesthetic reasons?

potatoe

babyeatingjesus wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

why would you do this?

Please tell me it was at least the kind with sugar included in it and not the unsweetened stuff you need to add like a cup of sugar to make a litre.

sugar included of course
and...well...i was hungry, but i need to ration my food due to low funds. it started as a simple taste, then it escalated to me just pouring it in my mouth.

babyeatingjesus

potatoe wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

why would you do this?

Please tell me it was at least the kind with sugar included in it and not the unsweetened stuff you need to add like a cup of sugar to make a litre.

sugar included of course
and...well...i was hungry, but i need to ration my food due to low funds. it started as a simple taste, then it escalated to me just pouring it in my mouth.

if you were rationing wouldn't making that mix into 2 gallons of koolaid lasted a lot longer than dumping the package into your mouth?

I guess what I am saying is I think you've made a critical planning error.

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Joe Dirt wrote:

Yer my sister! *huff puff* Yer my sister!

potatoe

Dr_Keenbean wrote:

potatoe wrote:

Butters wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

My guess is you'll probably be a bit freaked out next time you wipe your ass.

you know...that sounds pretty exciting

Only if it's blue or something. Red could conceal a great problem.

half red, half purple
so, it might just turn my shit dark dark brown, black even

Darth Waiter

Callius wrote:

But you totally got to feel her tits up, right?

... oh jesus, that's gross.

I grossed out Callius. I think my work is done here.

And no, Callius, removing blood-soaked bandages off of my sister is not an erotic act; I'm from Texas not Appalachia.

lostwords

babyeatingjesus wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

Butters wrote:

So you are saying one can get those pictures if one were to provide scotch in return?

I can neither confirm, nor deny, the existence of said pictures without a sampling of the wares. "A bump", if you will.

And yeah, BEJ, I had to help her with the bandages about two weeks after the reduction. It looked like she had been broadsided by a Louisville slugger.

what size was she/did she go to?

I had a friend of a friend go in for a reduction and she still walked away with D-cups.

Was it for aesthetic reasons or health/aesthetic reasons?

Yeah, I had a friend who went from Fs (Jesus!) to nice Ds because of health problems. Dangit woman, just drink more painkillers for the back pain!

Redeemer

Callius wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

potatoe wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

All whores do

you would know

Change your title to "iWhore"

I'm gonna need a little persuading

potatoe

babyeatingjesus wrote:

potatoe wrote:

babyeatingjesus wrote:

potatoe wrote:

i think i just ate enough koolade mix to make about 2 gallons worth

will i regret this?

why would you do this?

Please tell me it was at least the kind with sugar included in it and not the unsweetened stuff you need to add like a cup of sugar to make a litre.

sugar included of course
and...well...i was hungry, but i need to ration my food due to low funds. it started as a simple taste, then it escalated to me just pouring it in my mouth.

if you were rationing wouldn't making that mix into 2 gallons of koolaid lasted a lot longer than dumping the package into your mouth?

I guess what I am saying is I think you've made a critical planning error.

i'm rationing my food, not my drinks, since i have no problems with just drinking boring ol' tap water