Man, my sister graduated a year early from High School, has a ton of science fair trophies, and her team won the National Engineering Design Challenge. So basically, if she majored in engineering, the NEDC would give her a 100% full scholarship to whatever school that would accept her. She's now married, has a daughter, and is a sunday school teacher.
The closest I came to wearing cuffs was the night that my meth-head roommate exploded.
There are few things that are quite as exciting and jolly as explaining to a cop, at 3:30 in the goddamned morning, that your 97-lb waiflike roommate is on a serious amount of methamphetamine. No, you did not suddenly attack her in the hallway - she attacked you, slicing the hell out of your face with her nails in the process. No, you have no idea why she did so. Yes, you were going to the kitchen for a soda in the middle of the night when this albino waif monkey suddenly called you a bastard and tried to scratch your eyes out. No, you were not "trying to kill her" as she claimed when, not long after attacking you, she locked herself in her room and dialed 9-1-1.
Things that help one from going to jail in such a situation:
- Note to the cops that you are a 180 lb weight lifter, whereas the waif in question is about 100 lbs with her boots on, rail-assed thin and has skin so white she looks alien.
- Note that if you actually had attempted to kill her, you'd have left, perhaps, a mark on her body?
- Note to the cops that she is exhibiting signs of methamphetamine intoxication.
- Mention to the cops that you have a strict no-drugs policy in your apartment, and her wildly-checkered past involving said drug is one of the reasons why this rule exists.
- Last but not least, it really helps to give permission for the cops to search her room, especially under her mattress, which is where you're pretty sure her stash is.
- Mention that you know she's on probation due to prior meth-related activities.
On the one hand, it's a bit of a bother to have to explain all this - however, most Texas cops who get a call involving Violence Against Women come barging in with a death vendetta as S.O.P. If a woman makes such a call, it's a really good idea to make goddamned sure you get your side of the story out FAST.
Extra bonus: Roommate problem was solved, as she was kind of, you know, arrested on the spot for having so much goddamned meth in a separate baggie in her jeans' back pocket.
So I was driving in a shit hole town known as Gilroy, CA. I got lost and while looking for the freeway sorta made a few circles. Local PD follows me via tailgate and high beams so I can't see who is behind. So I am lost in a not so great area and being followed by god knows who.
I make a turn because I don't like being followed and he lights me up. Next thing I know 3 other squad cars roll up and I am being felony stopped. So at gun point I exit the car, have to walk backwards, lay on the ground, get searched, then cuffed, picked up and thrown onto the hood of a squad car. Apparently I am suspected of driving a stolen vehicle.
Cop decides to run my license and the plate of my car. Turns out the car is mine and I have no warrants. Cop makes some racist remarks about people like me and newer cars in the area. Then tells some off color jokes that I don't appreciate after having had guns pointed at me. Finally lets me go and gives me directions to the freeway.
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Ok this one time my 2 idiot friends were ramming shopping carts together in some parking lot. Me and my other friend were standing pretty far away talking and watching the idiots. They finally get tired and come to where we're standing when an unmarked police car comes flyin down from the circuit city. Like, we could see it parked there and watched it roll on down. Cop gets out, hassles all of us ("You go to a Catholic school!? they teach you shit like this?"), although clearly it was only 2 of us, takes our phone numbers, threatens to call our parents. Never heard from him again.
And that, is my closest brush with Johnny Law
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So I was driving in a shit hole town known as Gilroy, CA. I got lost and while looking for the freeway sorta made a few circles. Local PD follows me via tailgate and high beams so I can't see who is behind. So I am lost in a not so great area and being followed by god knows who.
I make a turn because I don't like being followed and he lights me up. Next thing I know 3 other squad cars roll up and I am being felony stopped. So at gun point I exit the car, have to walk backwards, lay on the ground, get searched, then cuffed, picked up and thrown onto the hood of a squad car. Apparently I am suspected of driving a stolen vehicle.
Cop decides to run my license and the plate of my car. Turns out the car is mine and I have no warrants. Cop makes some racist remarks about people like me and newer cars in the area. Then tells some off color jokes that I don't appreciate after having had guns pointed at me. Finally lets me go and gives me directions to the freeway.
Holy shit, that is some Hickland, Alabama levels of fucked up. You probably could have sued the department for that, and won.
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I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
So I was driving in a shit hole town known as Gilroy, CA. I got lost and while looking for the freeway sorta made a few circles. Local PD follows me via tailgate and high beams so I can't see who is behind. So I am lost in a not so great area and being followed by god knows who.
I make a turn because I don't like being followed and he lights me up. Next thing I know 3 other squad cars roll up and I am being felony stopped. So at gun point I exit the car, have to walk backwards, lay on the ground, get searched, then cuffed, picked up and thrown onto the hood of a squad car. Apparently I am suspected of driving a stolen vehicle.
Cop decides to run my license and the plate of my car. Turns out the car is mine and I have no warrants. Cop makes some racist remarks about people like me and newer cars in the area. Then tells some off color jokes that I don't appreciate after having had guns pointed at me. Finally lets me go and gives me directions to the freeway.
Holy shit, that is some Hickland, Alabama levels of fucked up. You probably could have sued the department for that, and won.
To be honest I was just glad to not be shot and go home.
So I was driving in a shit hole town known as Gilroy, CA. I got lost and while looking for the freeway sorta made a few circles. Local PD follows me via tailgate and high beams so I can't see who is behind. So I am lost in a not so great area and being followed by god knows who.
I make a turn because I don't like being followed and he lights me up. Next thing I know 3 other squad cars roll up and I am being felony stopped. So at gun point I exit the car, have to walk backwards, lay on the ground, get searched, then cuffed, picked up and thrown onto the hood of a squad car. Apparently I am suspected of driving a stolen vehicle.
Cop decides to run my license and the plate of my car. Turns out the car is mine and I have no warrants. Cop makes some racist remarks about people like me and newer cars in the area. Then tells some off color jokes that I don't appreciate after having had guns pointed at me. Finally lets me go and gives me directions to the freeway.
Holy shit, that is some Hickland, Alabama levels of fucked up. You probably could have sued the department for that, and won.
that is what police officers do in little douche bag towns. they get bored, and fuck with people. doubly so if you're not a white male.
seriously, most cops in low population towns are people too dumb to get into college, and too scared to go into the military. so, they join the police force, and spend their weekends reliving their glory days as a highschool football nose tackle.
remember that state title in 66? ahh, yeah. pass me another pbr, bob.
this point of view comes from living in joplin, missouri for far too god damn long.
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I don't think it's possible to have too little of that.
Nun, sister, w/e
How can this problem be rectified.
The world will never know.
Could it ever?
I dare say nay.
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Me? I have a GED, and no job.
some are "Mothers"
do we really need mother tits?
Seen it performed in a sex club in Houston; it has merit.
There are few things that are quite as exciting and jolly as explaining to a cop, at 3:30 in the goddamned morning, that your 97-lb waiflike roommate is on a serious amount of methamphetamine. No, you did not suddenly attack her in the hallway - she attacked you, slicing the hell out of your face with her nails in the process. No, you have no idea why she did so. Yes, you were going to the kitchen for a soda in the middle of the night when this albino waif monkey suddenly called you a bastard and tried to scratch your eyes out. No, you were not "trying to kill her" as she claimed when, not long after attacking you, she locked herself in her room and dialed 9-1-1.
Things that help one from going to jail in such a situation:
- Note to the cops that you are a 180 lb weight lifter, whereas the waif in question is about 100 lbs with her boots on, rail-assed thin and has skin so white she looks alien.
- Note that if you actually had attempted to kill her, you'd have left, perhaps, a mark on her body?
- Note to the cops that she is exhibiting signs of methamphetamine intoxication.
- Mention to the cops that you have a strict no-drugs policy in your apartment, and her wildly-checkered past involving said drug is one of the reasons why this rule exists.
- Last but not least, it really helps to give permission for the cops to search her room, especially under her mattress, which is where you're pretty sure her stash is.
- Mention that you know she's on probation due to prior meth-related activities.
On the one hand, it's a bit of a bother to have to explain all this - however, most Texas cops who get a call involving Violence Against Women come barging in with a death vendetta as S.O.P. If a woman makes such a call, it's a really good idea to make goddamned sure you get your side of the story out FAST.
Extra bonus: Roommate problem was solved, as she was kind of, you know, arrested on the spot for having so much goddamned meth in a separate baggie in her jeans' back pocket.
Depends on the mother. :winky:
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Good to know.
So I was driving in a shit hole town known as Gilroy, CA. I got lost and while looking for the freeway sorta made a few circles. Local PD follows me via tailgate and high beams so I can't see who is behind. So I am lost in a not so great area and being followed by god knows who.
I make a turn because I don't like being followed and he lights me up. Next thing I know 3 other squad cars roll up and I am being felony stopped. So at gun point I exit the car, have to walk backwards, lay on the ground, get searched, then cuffed, picked up and thrown onto the hood of a squad car. Apparently I am suspected of driving a stolen vehicle.
Cop decides to run my license and the plate of my car. Turns out the car is mine and I have no warrants. Cop makes some racist remarks about people like me and newer cars in the area. Then tells some off color jokes that I don't appreciate after having had guns pointed at me. Finally lets me go and gives me directions to the freeway.
And that, is my closest brush with Johnny Law
To be honest I was just glad to not be shot and go home.
seriously, most cops in low population towns are people too dumb to get into college, and too scared to go into the military. so, they join the police force, and spend their weekends reliving their glory days as a highschool football nose tackle.
remember that state title in 66? ahh, yeah. pass me another pbr, bob.
this point of view comes from living in joplin, missouri for far too god damn long.
Where are the tits GTR
You fucking cocksucker
Thinking 66 degrees is warm.
All bitching when you turn on the heat, complaining that it's going to get up to 72.
If it were 66 degrees outside right now id be wearing shorts. That would be a damn heatwave.
/edit - boy
though, usually, they like to keep that behind closed doors.
of course, 18 is also a little old. so, i'm not sure in this case.