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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Novembeard/No Shave November/Movember LET'S GET MANLY",

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Post: Novembeard/No Shave November/Movember LET'S GET MANLY
Forum: Social Entropy++
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Posted by: Tasteticle
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As I shave my beard today, I leave you with the manliest story I have

A while back, me and some friends took a trip over to Montreal for a booze filled weekend

It was on this trip that I found an amazing purple wolf shirt

It had a wolf howling at a full moon, with a giant wolf head in the background staring at it in (what I assume to be) wolf approval

I am sure I posted a picture of myself in this shirt in a camwhore thread

Well, I was so proud of this shirt that I decided to wear it that night when me and my friends went bar hopping

The night was a smashing success

I ended up drunkly sauntering out of a pub at god knows when o'clock, very intoxicated

A man comes out lumbering behind me and knocks into me, pushing me back

"HEY" I say in a overly macho, joking tone

"You don't want to mess with me man, look at what I am wearing!"

The drunken man turns around, rising slowly

As he turns to face me, I recognize who is staring back at me

Georges
St
fucking
Pierre

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Did I just pick a fight with a drunken Georges St-Pierre

If you could have seen me at that moment

I imagine I would have look liked a deer caught in your headlights

Assuming the deer also looked like the most terrified man on earth

Out of pure natural reaction I started to slowly cower a little

Bracing my face bones for the night of their life

There are only a few times in my whole life I thought to myself 'Welp, It's time to bend over and kiss my ass good-bye'

This was one of those times

He stares at me for a second

Then cracks a smile

Bursts out laughing and punches me in the shoulder

Hard

Like so hard it made me take a couple of quick side steps

He then looks at me while chuckling and says "Great shirt!" and then just runs off down the sidewalk

Leaving me there

Drunk

Dumbfounded

Terrified

And with a numb arm

My friend, who had been watching the whole thing just walks up to me and says "What in the FUCK"

"I don't know" I respond, "Let's go get shawarmas."

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