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Dwarf Fortress provides some of the best stories. Does anyone have that giant comic strip someone did about their game, involving a dragon destroying the town?
FUCK THAT I'M REINSTALLING AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA REINSTALL TOO. I'M PULLING YOU DOWN INTO THE MIRE WITH ME.
I'M SO AWESOME I NEVER UNINSTALLED THE GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I'm currently building a fortress around a (mostly) flat magma pipe.
Also I modded my world_gen to only have one cavern layer, which makes the game even more FUN.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
Spoiler:
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
That's Stonesense. Not a texture pack, just a visualizer. Apparently it isn't updated to work with 31.18 right now.
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
Spoiler:
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
First of all, OP is lacking by not mentioning StoneSense
Second of all, I wanted to play DF for a good long while now, but it's still lacking some major features I find elementary. I'll hold off until they started implementing the proper model for the economy.
Dwarf Fortress provides some of the best stories. Does anyone have that giant comic strip someone did about their game, involving a dragon destroying the town?
Holy crap, I JUST NOW fired up my fort and got a bunch of buzzards stealing my shit. So I stationed my axedwarf near the food stockpiles and he promptly jumps after a buzzard, right into the magma pipe. D:
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
Spoiler:
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
But I have to admit the mental image of that guy jumping after a goddamn bird and dropping to his death, Wile E. Coyote style, is pretty funny.
Edit: Also this is relevant:
Spoiler:
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
Spoiler:
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Welp, that StoneSense graphics mod means i'll probably be downloading this. I'll report back on the absolute dwarf holocaust that my first game will be soon.
When Toady and Notch team up to merge Dwarf Fortress and Minecraft into a hybrid fuckfest I will coat the surrounding suburb in semen, wherever I may be.
Welp, that StoneSense graphics mod means i'll probably be downloading this. I'll report back on the absolute dwarf holocaust that my first game will be soon.
It kicked me over the edge as well. Though I can finally see what's happening, I'm having difficulties understanding it.
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Rane, why are you on my ignore list. I did not put you there. And why can't I remove you from my ignore list. I did not want you there, Rane. I want to see your posts, Rane.
Rane, why are you on my ignore list. I did not put you there. And why can't I remove you from my ignore list. I did not want you there, Rane. I want to see your posts, Rane.
There are still people that haven't figured this out yet?
Rane, why are you on my ignore list. I did not put you there. And why can't I remove you from my ignore list. I did not want you there, Rane. I want to see your posts, Rane.
There are still people that haven't figured this out yet?
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SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER?
THIS IS THE GODDAMN SWAMP OF SADNESS, AND YOU ARE ARTAX, AND ATREYU AINT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO SHIT TO SAVE YOUR BITCH ASS.
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metzger meister has REINSTALLED DWARF FORTRESS
Some would say deadly serious.
I'M SO AWESOME I NEVER UNINSTALLED THE GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I'm currently building a fortress around a (mostly) flat magma pipe.
Also I modded my world_gen to only have one cavern layer, which makes the game even more FUN.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
not looking to do it now
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what texture pack wizardry is this I want it
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NO
NO I CAN'T PLAY THIS AGAIN
FUCK YOU SKULL CAVE
Rane.
Play DF.
That's Stonesense. Not a texture pack, just a visualizer. Apparently it isn't updated to work with 31.18 right now.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Second of all, I wanted to play DF for a good long while now, but it's still lacking some major features I find elementary. I'll hold off until they started implementing the proper model for the economy.
I might have that somewhere...
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
But I have to admit the mental image of that guy jumping after a goddamn bird and dropping to his death, Wile E. Coyote style, is pretty funny.
Edit: Also this is relevant:
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
It kicked me over the edge as well. Though I can finally see what's happening, I'm having difficulties understanding it.
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There are still people that haven't figured this out yet?
I just came back to the forums, like, yesterday.
Play games with me | Buy me cute things | DATE ME