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DORFS. DORFS EVERYWHERE. Dwarf Fortress.

Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
edited December 2010 in Singularity Engine++
Dwarf Fortress.

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we all love this game because it is very, very cruel to us and we mistake that for positive attention.

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anyway. these are all from my last game of DF before i uninstalled it at the start of the college semester.

for obvious reasons.
it's because this game will ruin your fucking life

and yes i use a tileset, fuck you, ascii hurts my eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koZUS2h-Yzc

useful video, though i think by now it might be a bit outdated.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FUCK THAT I'M REINSTALLING AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA REINSTALL TOO. I'M PULLING YOU DOWN INTO THE MIRE WITH ME.

    SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER?

    THIS IS THE GODDAMN SWAMP OF SADNESS, AND YOU ARE ARTAX, AND ATREYU AINT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO SHIT TO SAVE YOUR BITCH ASS.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Seriously though, this game is so good. I never figured out the new military system though.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I love reading about other people's adventures while playing Dwarf Fortress but I don't enjoy playing it at all.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i have started a new game and will be documenting this shit exhaustively.

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  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dwarf Fortress provides some of the best stories. Does anyone have that giant comic strip someone did about their game, involving a dragon destroying the town?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dwarf Fortress? Is this some kind of Minecraft spinoff?

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If you are being serious I will fucking shoo-oh right SE++...carry on.

    Saint on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    metzger meister has entered a FEY MOOD!

    metzger meister has REINSTALLED DWARF FORTRESS

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm always serious.

    Some would say deadly serious.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited December 2010
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  • animal companionanimal companion Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is it possible to play this isometrically yet

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FUCK THAT I'M REINSTALLING AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA REINSTALL TOO. I'M PULLING YOU DOWN INTO THE MIRE WITH ME.

    I'M SO AWESOME I NEVER UNINSTALLED THE GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    I'm currently building a fortress around a (mostly) flat magma pipe.

    Also I modded my world_gen to only have one cavern layer, which makes the game even more FUN.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just started getting in to dwarf fortress a few days ago in fact.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    adventure mode

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    still haven't played since the last LP and the new military stuff

    not looking to do it now

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    METZGER

    NO

    NO I CAN'T PLAY THIS AGAIN

    FUCK YOU SKULL CAVE

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    :V Rane.


    Rane.





    Play DF.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macera wrote: »

    what texture pack wizardry is this I want it

    That's Stonesense. Not a texture pack, just a visualizer. Apparently it isn't updated to work with 31.18 right now.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    First of all, OP is lacking by not mentioning StoneSense

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    Second of all, I wanted to play DF for a good long while now, but it's still lacking some major features I find elementary. I'll hold off until they started implementing the proper model for the economy.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nirya wrote: »
    Dwarf Fortress provides some of the best stories. Does anyone have that giant comic strip someone did about their game, involving a dragon destroying the town?

    I might have that somewhere...

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    haha

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Holy crap, I JUST NOW fired up my fort and got a bunch of buzzards stealing my shit. So I stationed my axedwarf near the food stockpiles and he promptly jumps after a buzzard, right into the magma pipe. D:

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • DubhDubh Rebel Rebel Your face is a messRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Did he kill the buzzard?

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nope.

    But I have to admit the mental image of that guy jumping after a goddamn bird and dropping to his death, Wile E. Coyote style, is pretty funny.

    Edit: Also this is relevant:
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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Welp, that StoneSense graphics mod means i'll probably be downloading this. I'll report back on the absolute dwarf holocaust that my first game will be soon.

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When Toady and Notch team up to merge Dwarf Fortress and Minecraft into a hybrid fuckfest I will coat the surrounding suburb in semen, wherever I may be.

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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In case anyone hasn't yet read it, here is the wonderful tale of Boatmurdered. Reading this is mandatory.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo skeleton punRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    Welp, that StoneSense graphics mod means i'll probably be downloading this. I'll report back on the absolute dwarf holocaust that my first game will be soon.

    It kicked me over the edge as well. Though I can finally see what's happening, I'm having difficulties understanding it.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    adventure mode is fun because you can get attacked by packs of wolves, choke one to death, and then use the dead wolf to kill the other wolves

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So are you guys going to start another succession game that never gets finished

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just tried playing this at work. As much as I like the idea of it, its sooo ugly.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    incorrect

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rane, why are you on my ignore list. I did not put you there. And why can't I remove you from my ignore list. I did not want you there, Rane. I want to see your posts, Rane.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    monsterror wrote: »
    Rane, why are you on my ignore list. I did not put you there. And why can't I remove you from my ignore list. I did not want you there, Rane. I want to see your posts, Rane.

    There are still people that haven't figured this out yet?

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    monsterror wrote: »
    Rane, why are you on my ignore list. I did not put you there. And why can't I remove you from my ignore list. I did not want you there, Rane. I want to see your posts, Rane.

    There are still people that haven't figured this out yet?

    I just came back to the forums, like, yesterday.

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