Comic for these Wednesdays of December the 8ths

Undead Scottsman

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dad comic

Iolo

It's true. Daddy does lie.

November6

teefs comic

KrunkMcGrunk

I was certain this would be a WoW comic

Butters

Nice.

Raneados

I can't wait to have kids so I can lie right to their faces

cadmunky

yep, parenthood gives you carte blanche for hypocrisy and deception.

it's the only way to get shit done.

Seriously

Jerry wrote:

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, one hears this often, but the truth is that there are no sharks wearing rings and chains of gold in the actual ocean, and I'm sorry but that sucks.

Amen

Butters

cadmunky wrote: »

yep, parenthood gives you carte blanche for hypocrisy and deception.

it's the only way to get shit done.

I'll bet it's fun too.

ThreadbareSock

I adore this comic.

Josiah_9

This is a good dad comic.

The hands look good

Quoth

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

cadmunky

Butters wrote: »

cadmunky wrote: »

yep, parenthood gives you carte blanche for hypocrisy and deception.

it's the only way to get shit done.

I'll bet it's fun too.

you've no idea.

trained by masters.

Liiya

Josiah_9 wrote: »

This is a good dad comic.

The hands look good

The hands are improving!

Good comic :^:

PiptheFair

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

cats can't talk quoth

Quoth

PiptheFair wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

cats can't talk quoth

maybe yours can't

mensch-o-matic

Awwwww comic

Gumpy

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

Hide blue paint cans around the garden, half empty

PiptheFair

Quoth wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

cats can't talk quoth

maybe yours can't

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

Quoth

Gumpy wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

Hide blue paint cans around the garden, half empty

"it's true, the sky is blue because daddy gets up early every morning to paint it"

"but mommy, who paints it dark at night?"

"grandpa"

Quoth

PiptheFair wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

cats can't talk quoth

maybe yours can't

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

i'm sorry, i don't play pokemon

Gumpy

And then the children will go to school, peddling the mistruths that they have been taught

Soon it will be ingrained into the American education system

skettios

nice comic

Pretty sure my folks did this to me as well.

skettios

quoth, you will be the best mom

Ulises

have they always had three fingered hands?

Raneados

not ALWAYS i don't think, but for a while yeah

jackal

At some point my child will ask me something and I'll show him this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFPe-DwULM

"So, you're saying you don't know?"

"Yep, pretty much."

ThreadbareSock

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA

just skip to 7:00

Quoth

so naming my kid ladies and gentleman

KalTorak

It couldn't hoight!

Also, Gabe the 2nd is wise in not wanting Gabe the 1st to perform dental work on him.

Spoiler:

Tofystedeth

oh my god, I'd completely forgotten about that comic. It is so good.

Raneados

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

i love this

not only will it teach them that questions have answers

it'll teach them that if they ask stupid questions they'll get to spend hours finding out the answers


this will either make them thirst for knowledge or shut their annoying faces

this is the definition of win/win

Quoth you're a genius

KalTorak

Wikipedia means never having to say "I don't know" to your kids again.

Instead you can say, "Check out this gigantic spider."

Hunter

This comic is so true. I lie like a bastard to get things done with my son.

Fiz

Gabe's kid is looking more and more like Neville. I knew it.

Jars

Edcrab

KalTorak wrote: »

Wikipedia means never having to say "I don't know" to your kids again.

Instead you can say, "Check out this gigantic spider."

"It feeds on the soft, juicy faces of children that don't do their chores."

Quoth

Raneados wrote: »

Quoth wrote: »

i can't wait to do research with my children

"mommy why is the sky blue?"

"LET'S GO FIND OUT"

i love this

not only will it teach them that questions have answers

it'll teach them that if they ask stupid questions they'll get to spend hours finding out the answers


this will either make them thirst for knowledge or shut their annoying faces

this is the definition of win/win

Quoth you're a genius

yeah i figure if i put the onus on them, they'll ask me fewer questions because they'll have either figured out how to look it up themselves by then, or they'll want to avoid being forced to look it up

nobody is allowed on tv tropes though

fightinfilipino

Edcrab wrote: »

KalTorak wrote: »

Wikipedia means never having to say "I don't know" to your kids again.

Instead you can say, "Check out this gigantic spider."

"It feeds on the soft, juicy faces of children that don't do their chores."

the beauty of wikipedia is that's what the article can say with a few choice edits!

azith28

I can't help now but think Gabe is a rotten bastard. However I definately am sending this comic to my father.