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Comic for these Wednesdays of December the 8ths

Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Revenge of Purple SteveRegistered User regular
edited December 2010 in Singularity Engine++
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dad comic



    :)

    End on
    been on this road and come this far
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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's true. Daddy does lie.

    Iolo on
  • November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    teefs comic

    November6 on
    fucos: Past tense of focus, you have already lost focus that you can't even spell focus. Can be combined with shit for impressing anonymous crowds; fucoshit. source: Wil Weaton
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I was certain this would be a WoW comic

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nice.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I can't wait to have kids so I can lie right to their faces

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yep, parenthood gives you carte blanche for hypocrisy and deception.

    it's the only way to get shit done.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jerry wrote:
    Honesty is supposedly the best policy, one hears this often, but the truth is that there are no sharks wearing rings and chains of gold in the actual ocean, and I'm sorry but that sucks.

    Amen

    Seriously on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    yep, parenthood gives you carte blanche for hypocrisy and deception.

    it's the only way to get shit done.

    I'll bet it's fun too.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I adore this comic.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is a good dad comic.

    The hands look good

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    Quoth on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    yep, parenthood gives you carte blanche for hypocrisy and deception.

    it's the only way to get shit done.

    I'll bet it's fun too.

    you've no idea.

    trained by masters.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    This is a good dad comic.

    The hands look good

    The hands are improving!

    Good comic :^:

    Liiya on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

    maybe yours can't

    Quoth on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Awwwww comic

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    Hide blue paint cans around the garden, half empty

    Gumpy on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

    maybe yours can't

    YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    Hide blue paint cans around the garden, half empty

    "it's true, the sky is blue because daddy gets up early every morning to paint it"

    "but mommy, who paints it dark at night?"

    "grandpa"

    Quoth on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    cats can't talk quoth

    maybe yours can't

    YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

    i'm sorry, i don't play pokemon

    Quoth on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    And then the children will go to school, peddling the mistruths that they have been taught

    Soon it will be ingrained into the American education system

    Gumpy on
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nice comic :)

    Pretty sure my folks did this to me as well.

    skettios on
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    quoth, you will be the best mom

    skettios on
  • UlisesUlises Registered User
    edited December 2010
    have they always had three fingered hands?

    Ulises on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    not ALWAYS i don't think, but for a while yeah

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    At some point my child will ask me something and I'll show him this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFPe-DwULM

    "So, you're saying you don't know?"

    "Yep, pretty much."

    jackal on
  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA

    just skip to 7:00

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so naming my kid ladies and gentleman

    Quoth on
  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It couldn't hoight!

    Also, Gabe the 2nd is wise in not wanting Gabe the 1st to perform dental work on him.
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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh my god, I'd completely forgotten about that comic. It is so good.

    Tofystedeth on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    i love this

    not only will it teach them that questions have answers

    it'll teach them that if they ask stupid questions they'll get to spend hours finding out the answers


    this will either make them thirst for knowledge or shut their annoying faces

    this is the definition of win/win

    Quoth you're a genius

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wikipedia means never having to say "I don't know" to your kids again.

    Instead you can say, "Check out this gigantic spider."

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This comic is so true. I lie like a bastard to get things done with my son.

    Hunter on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gabe's kid is looking more and more like Neville. I knew it.

    Fiz on
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    Jars on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Wikipedia means never having to say "I don't know" to your kids again.

    Instead you can say, "Check out this gigantic spider."

    "It feeds on the soft, juicy faces of children that don't do their chores."

    Edcrab on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i can't wait to do research with my children

    "mommy why is the sky blue?"

    "LET'S GO FIND OUT"

    i love this

    not only will it teach them that questions have answers

    it'll teach them that if they ask stupid questions they'll get to spend hours finding out the answers


    this will either make them thirst for knowledge or shut their annoying faces

    this is the definition of win/win

    Quoth you're a genius

    yeah i figure if i put the onus on them, they'll ask me fewer questions because they'll have either figured out how to look it up themselves by then, or they'll want to avoid being forced to look it up

    nobody is allowed on tv tropes though

    Quoth on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Wikipedia means never having to say "I don't know" to your kids again.

    Instead you can say, "Check out this gigantic spider."

    "It feeds on the soft, juicy faces of children that don't do their chores."

    the beauty of wikipedia is that's what the article can say with a few choice edits!

    fightinfilipino on
  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I can't help now but think Gabe is a rotten bastard. However I definately am sending this comic to my father.

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