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i just imagined running a locally hosted copy of wikipedia and a dns redirect on your network with all sorts of crazy things
Or you could just type THE WIKIPEDIAS at the top of a text file and tell your kid it is internets
I imagine Gabe would think of that like a rockstar's son would think of reading his father's crazy fanmail.
But it is true, Daddy does lie.
my dad might have too I don't remember
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
this was something they requested, and i enjoyed doing it
then i turned 8 and started playing video games instead
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The best was probably "The sky is purple when you're not looking at it."
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
so awesome.
Satan, look! (amazon list updated)
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
and, Jesus.
Videogames: Better than pulling teeth.
"Daddy why do these guys not like your hands? You draw good hands! "
Oh god if I ever become well known my children are not getting computers
I knew a kid who grew up in dentist money. Had whatever the hell he ever wanted
http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/
My mom's a dentist...
my parents actually made the decision not to tell me Santa Claus was real because they thought it was wrong to tell a kid that one invisible bearded man was real and the other was not
my grandfather always did. now I return the favor and he's like yeah you had a good teacher.
"Dad, what makes wind?"
"Trees sneezing."
Daddy two peepees.
Origin: Turamb | Steam: Turambar | last.fm
And that's the story of how I lost my first tooth.
<3
Sounds like somebody drank a whole bottle of Crazy Cat Lady!
I'll give you a hint:
Please rate and report any glitches!
So it's:
Teef:
?
are you not supposed to drink the whole bottle at once
color me embarrassed
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It didn't come out
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one time, we were at the dinner table and my tooth was loose. He gave me the same old "let me see it."
I protested, understandably. Made him swear up and down that he wouldn't pull it out. I even made the clause that he could not even put his whole hand in my mouth (so he couldn't grab the tooth, duh!)
He agreed and only reached forward with one index finger "to feel how loose it was"
My dad placed his finger on my tooth and wiggled it a little. Gave me some confidence. Then with a flick of his single finger, pulled my tooth clear out of my mouth. It shot all the way to the other side of the dinner table.
Bastard.
There's this small town in Texas called Thrall that we have to pass through on the way to the family reunion every year.
Whenever we pass through it he exclaims, "Haha! Now I have my entire family in Thrall!"
The joke is that is sounds like "Enthrall." Now every time I pass through Thrall, I crack a smile. Thanks Dad, for being so punny.
Play games with me | Buy me cute things | DATE ME
"In thrall" works perfectly fine on it's own. It means "enthralled".
Have you never heard the phrase "in thrall"?
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Does not want your family in him.