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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what?

    Iron Man wasn't around in WWII!

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    AutomaticzenAutomaticzen Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Disney is cheapskates apparently

    But he's leaving to work on another Disney movie...

    In weirder news, white extremists boycott Thor over Idris Elba's Heimdall. You can't make this stuff up.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In an apparent attempt to strengthen its case against Marvel, the site also points to the Black Panther, which it describes as “explicit pro-black and the comics are viciously anti-white.”

    holy crap

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what?

    Iron Man wasn't around in WWII!

    but what about

    steampunk iron man

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    what?

    Iron Man wasn't around in WWII!

    but what about

    steampunk iron man

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I for one would pay money to see steampunk iron man vs mecha hitler

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    CarbonRodCarbonRod Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    She's like a Seinfeld two-face. Sometimes super-hot, sometimes only kinda hot.... weird.

    fix'd

    Also, is steampunk iron man a thing? Cuz i gottta get me some of that.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In an apparent attempt to strengthen its case against Marvel, the site also points to the Black Panther, which it describes as “explicit pro-black and the comics are viciously anti-white.”

    holy crap

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    these guys look hilarious

    that guy in the front right

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    guys guys guys Ruse is coming back

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that guy in the front right

    you are witnessing the beginning of a heart attack

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No no no

    He just saw a half of a twinkie on the ground and is going for it

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    He is in the course of an epic pants-shitting.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    guys guys guys Ruse is coming back

    who

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    In an apparent attempt to strengthen its case against Marvel, the site also points to the Black Panther, which it describes as “explicit pro-black and the comics are viciously anti-white.”

    holy crap

    While it wasn't viciously anti-white, Reggie Hudlin's run on Black Panther was actually pretty fucking racist against just about every fucking ethnicity that ever was. It was magical.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah but saying Black Panther is pro-black and anti-white is like saying Spider-Man is racist because he's white

    It's a completely moronic statement to make.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    So they're like the wizard community in Harry Potter

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    or like the engineers in that ayn rand book

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    holy shit wait Stringer Bell is in Thor?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    I can't imagine some country not sending in a suicide squad to collect such a cure.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Or Lance Armstrong.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    So they're like the wizard community in Harry Potter

    Let's face it wizards are dicks

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Where I come from the term muggle is a slur word.

    I feel oppressed and offended by them wizards!

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It is fun to read Harry Potter with the word "muggle" replaced by real world slurs.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Lord Dave how dare you use such a slur word. I thought we went over that, it isn't cool yet.

    There are still wounds.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think 'retard' is my favorite

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    AutomaticzenAutomaticzen Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    I can't imagine some country not sending in a suicide squad to collect such a cure.

    They have. Repeatedly. They even sent Captain America once.

    Of course why do you need the cure when you have Reed Richards? Why the hell haven't you asked him?

    This is the problem with thinking logically about comics.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yes Wakanda is a country of assholes.

    The thing about curing cancer and aids is that you could just replace them with, like, space aids! It takes ten seconds to think of a fictional disease that is incurable, so that you don't make your super-scientists look like dilweeds. Have them cure cancer and modern sickness, then introduce other diseases that they cannot cure. Bam.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    So they're like the wizard community in Harry Potter

    Let's face it wizards are dicks

    Well to be fair the wizards have their own problems

    Like a total lack of any sort of mathematical or scientific or agricultural knowledge

    You take away their wands and their potions and they're just british people in dresses living in muddy holes in the ground and eating dirt for sustenance
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    Edcrab wrote: »
    I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

    That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

    *And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

    I can't imagine some country not sending in a suicide squad to collect such a cure.

    They have. Repeatedly. They even sent Captain America once.

    Of course why do you need the cure when you have Reed Richards? Why the hell haven't you asked him?

    This is the problem with thinking logically about comics.

    In the Black Panther comics that I have seen, they ask Reed Richards and he's like "oh i don't know how they did it, that Black Panther guy, he's so smart, i can't figure it out"

    I'm guessing that's the Reggie Hudlin everyone is talking about

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Where I come from the term muggle is a slur word.

    I feel oppressed and offended by them wizards!

    We prefer to be called "differently magical" or "arcana-impaired."

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    SCIENCE! From Batman #174:

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Council of Conservative Citizens starts a boycott on Thor, damning the fact that it has a black guy
    Norse mythology gets multi-cultural remake in upcoming movie titled “Thor,” Marvel studios. It’s not enough that Marvel attacks conservatives values, now mythological Gods must be re-invented with black skin.

    It seems that Marvel Studios believes that white people should have nothing that is unique to themselves. An upcoming movie, based on the comic book Thor, will give the Aesir an insulting multi-cultural make-over. One of the Gods will be played by Hip Hop DJ Elba.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wow

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wakanda actually kind of insults me.

    A super-advanced country of black people that for whatever reason still wears loin clothes and throws spears. Because truly if it weren't for the white man's interference that's all we would ever have wanted.

    Also we're assholes (but I think part of it is due to the fact that other countries kept trying to take advantage of them cause they're black so they went Fuck this shit.)

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah but they also refuse to help other African nations.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    African nations have been fucking each over for a long time as well.

    But yeah they're still assholes.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Historical depictions of Jesus as a white dude are fine though

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Historical depictions of Jesus as a white dude are fine though

    what do you mean fine

    anything else is sacrilege

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aliens parading as gods on a planet not their own should definitely be racially exclusive.

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