You're Thor? Well it hurts

animal companion

I love how a bunch of conservatives are jumping to defend norse mythology

is this not a religion directly in conflict with jee-zuzisan theory

Langly

cause mythology's culture, AC. It's not some dirty religion like Islam or Catholicism

DrIanMalcolm

Marvel's making a Jessica Jones tv series

JoeUser

DrIanMalcolm wrote: »

Marvel's making a Jessica Jones tv series

That article led me to this: The CW developing potential Smallville replacement featuring DC's Raven

With Smallville’s 10-season run coming to a close in 2011, The CW seems to be working overtime looking for a new superhero show to take its place. And while that new Batman live-action series is still just a (probably false) rumor at this point, the network has now officially committed to developing a show around lesser-known DC character and Teen Titans member Raven, signing Diego Gutierrez (a former Joss Whedon assistant turned executive producer of V and Without A Trace) to write a pilot as a potential Smallville replacement.

CorporateLogo

There's no way they're going to pick up Raven, there are few DC characters people care less about than her

Langly

That's so magically Raven

DrIanMalcolm

Goddamnit Langly

FAQ

Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

Langly

you were all thinking it!

Macera

let your imagination run wild FAQ

JoeUser

FAQ wrote: »

Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

PiptheFair

that is actually based on an incident in anjin's early life

Langly

Joe User is the Balder of these forums.

Mysst

JoeUser wrote: »

FAQ wrote: »

Boycott thor because there's a black guying playing a norse god,

give me a fucking break, who are these people, what do they do with their time

more like What If Shit Were Fucking Awesome

Macera

Luke Cage is the best

FAQ

Macera wrote: »

let your imagination run wild FAQ

I've never seen a culture with so many bad haircuts

FAQ

I looked at that picture and figured, culture war, okay I guess since they are clearly mutants from the earths core

Langly

I love that they used the picture with the guy in the bottom right looking like someone stole his license to touch little children.

JoeUser

FAQ

I'm pretty sure the guy beside him has it

azith28

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

look

I want Beta Rey Bill in this more than you can imagine

but it ain't happening

Bill from Earth, though

He might get a cameo

Yeah Bringing beta ray bill into the first movie just doesnt make much sense. that storyline deserves a full movie on its own.

Not even a cameo makes sense. its the first meeting and story that matters.

JoeUser

Will at some point Thor look directly into the camera and say, "It's hammer time"?

Weaver

I hope he has to spin up his hammer before flying

Undead Scottsman

Zonugal wrote: »

Edcrab wrote: »

I think what I found most offensive* of the Black Panther stuff was the idea of a nation that had cured cancer but wasn't willing to share the knowledge with the outside world

That's stupid/evil supervillainy type shit right there

*And I say this knowing full well that some poor better-informed soul will sigh and say "no, that's not the worst of it"

I can't imagine some country not sending in a suicide squad to collect such a cure.

Said country also is technologically more advanced than any other nation. And if there was another nation with technology capable of infilitrating them, it likely has the same capabilty of curing cancer.

The real question is why doesn't Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Hank Pym and Mister Fanatastic get together and cure cancer? Probably a few other good aligned super genius's we could throw in there.

EDIT: God I'm late to the party. Sorry, I missed a page there.

Weaver

They did all get together to do that. Mar-Vell.

Furu

animal companion wrote: »

I love how a bunch of conservatives are jumping to defend norse mythology

is this not a religion directly in conflict with jee-zuzisan theory

Its a Nazi thing dude

Keith

Conan had his animator, Pierre Bernard, redesign some female DC superheroes

Spoiler:

Solar

Oh Pierre

PiptheFair

no goddamn way

BusterK

Barely counts as satire

Spectre-x

Viscount Islands wrote: »

Wakanda actually kind of insults me.

A super-advanced country of black people that for whatever reason still wears loin clothes and throws spears. Because truly if it weren't for the white man's interference that's all we would ever have wanted.

Also we're assholes (but I think part of it is due to the fact that other countries kept trying to take advantage of them cause they're black so they went Fuck this shit.)

You should feel insulted by Wakanda. Reggie Hudlin completely fucked it up and made it the most racist thing in mainstream comics.

Christopher Priest's Wakanda was infinitely better because, while it was still one of the most advanced nations on earth, there were good reasons for why it was so reclusive and Black Panther often had his hands full trying to do what was best for his people and the rest of the world and dealing with stupid political bullshit like a lot of other world leaders.

Platypus Beirut

Can somebody tell me what "bathroom sexuality" is? Jack Frost is apparently rated PG for mild violence, language and "bathroom sexuality".

Dichotomy

scat and watersports, I think

PiptheFair

the cheesy horror one?

he "rapes" some broad in a bathroom

Platypus Beirut

Oh, no, I'm talking about the children's movie.

DrIanMalcolm

So Olly Moss made a Thor poster.



Moss was commissioned by Craig Kyle and Kevin Feige at Marvel Pictures to make a poster that would solely be distributed to the cast and crew of the film. A very limited run of 100 of these posters were made and only one person who didn’t work on the movie got one.

Guess who

Spoiler:

The Geebs That Is A Pony

I didn't know thor was a 1960's romantic comedy starring doris day

DrIanMalcolm

Obviously you don't read comics

Dichotomy

I don't know who that guy is but I kinda want to punch him

PiptheFair

knowles

the literal definition of a neckbeard