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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    we're going with two friends, and they've hired a driver

    I feel pretty fancy

    Cesca's mother's place in Rwanda has like five domestic staff and a driver. It is pretty surreal to be in a place where the people that live there plus their guests are outnumbered by the staff.

    we hired a car once upon a time in DC

    it was one of those black lincolns, because we got a discount through my wife's law firm

    I felt really fancy then too, sippin bevvies in the back seat

    It was weird being out there because I have no idea how to interact with domestic staff. It doesn't help that she only had them because the place she was working for insisted she have them, so she never had anything for them to do. There was perpetual conflict because Cesca's father will habitually do the washing up after dinner, but one of the maids would have sneaked into the kitchen and cleaned the pans while dinner was taking place, so he'd do the plates and cutlery just to annoy them.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Does anyone remember all the fantasies some IMDB girls had over The Dark Knight's Joker a few years back?
    I don't think Joker even haves a sex drive.

    Harley Quinn devote worship and faith in the Joker certainly reinforces the Joker love of himself, but I don't think the Joker haves sex with Harley Quinn.

    If anything, his obsession with Batman would make him a closet homosexual. LOL, wouldn't that be ironic that the only thing that the Joker need is Batman love?

    Because of Joker obsession with Batman and his chaotic nature, I don't think that the Joker is able to have sex. He just wouldn't be interested enough.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    someone should tell John McCain that not even racists hate gay people anymore

    i went to a couple queer pride parades in israel (where the tel aviv one was as liberal and decadent as the philly and nyc ones i've seen, and the one in jerusalem had horrible protesters) so i guess i am accustomed to some hardcore homophobia

    but

    i was watching philadelphia a few weeks back and there's a scene where the camera pans over the picketers in front of the courthouse

    there is a sign that says "aids is the cure for homosexuality"

    it was really jarring and i had to pause the movie and recover from it

    that's a fairly common idea among those people

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    was that double dash

    double dash was boring

    You are objectively wrong here.

    My brother and I perfected the art of dodging red shells.

    Which was fucking epic

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    that sounds p. hilarious, cass

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh um

    yeah they're not bad gifts

    well I guess someone got a shakeweight

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    someone should tell John McCain that not even racists hate gay people anymore

    i went to a couple queer pride parades in israel (where the tel aviv one was as liberal and decadent as the philly and nyc ones i've seen, and the one in jerusalem had horrible protesters) so i guess i am accustomed to some hardcore homophobia

    but

    i was watching philadelphia a few weeks back and there's a scene where the camera pans over the picketers in front of the courthouse

    there is a sign that says "aids is the cure for homosexuality"

    it was really jarring and i had to pause the movie and recover from it

    that's a fairly common idea among those people

    The stereotype I grew up with is that AIDS is "the junkie disease", because it mostly affected heroin addicts until relatively recently.

    We seem to have imported the connection to homosexuality these days, though.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh um

    yeah they're not bad gifts

    well I guess someone got a shakeweight

    The worst Christmas possible would be receiving a Shakeweight, a Snuggie, and a Flowbee Do-It-Yourself haircutting shears. And socks and underwear.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    this tv show is odd

    it's some old dude, hanging out with rich dudes

    advising them on whether they should bid on half million dollar classic cars

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am pissed as a fart.

    I can, however, still type coherently. It is my secret superpower or something.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    That's very impressive, Japan. :shock:

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    someone should tell John McCain that not even racists hate gay people anymore

    i went to a couple queer pride parades in israel (where the tel aviv one was as liberal and decadent as the philly and nyc ones i've seen, and the one in jerusalem had horrible protesters) so i guess i am accustomed to some hardcore homophobia

    but

    i was watching philadelphia a few weeks back and there's a scene where the camera pans over the picketers in front of the courthouse

    there is a sign that says "aids is the cure for homosexuality"

    it was really jarring and i had to pause the movie and recover from it

    that's a fairly common idea among those people

    The stereotype I grew up with is that AIDS is "the junkie disease", because it mostly affected heroin addicts until relatively recently.

    We seem to have imported the connection to homosexuality these days, though.

    gays IV drug users prostitutes

    struck them as poetic justice

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I guess if I had domestic staff I would have to formulate some really strict rules about making eye contact with the family and the maximum amount of time that can elapse between when I clap my hands twice and when a servant appears

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    watch out your dudes aren't safe

    there is a pretty good chance I will stab them

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    watch out your dudes aren't safe

    there is a pretty good chance I will stab them

    lol feminism?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    haha

    he just said

    when you're spending 6 or 700,000 on a car, you really should go see it, touch it, make sure everything's good

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I guess if I had domestic staff I would have to formulate some really strict rules about making eye contact with the family and the maximum amount of time that can elapse between when I clap my hands twice and when a servant appears

    The really handy thing about having them about, is that when the power went (which is a not uncommon occurrence, it being Central Africa), there would be the sound of running feet, and then the generator being started up. At any time, day or night.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    skippy I require entertainment

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    oh um

    yeah they're not bad gifts

    well I guess someone got a shakeweight

    The worst Christmas possible would be receiving a Shakeweight, a Snuggie, and a Flowbee Do-It-Yourself haircutting shears. And socks and underwear.

    Only if you couldn't manage to figure out how to combine the shakeweight and flowbee into a deadly weapon that inflicts horribly painful wounds on it's victims and then used it to murder the people who gave you those gifts while wearing the underwear, socks and snuggie.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    watch out your dudes aren't safe

    there is a pretty good chance I will stab them

    lol feminism?

    girl assassins are best assassins

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I am pissed as a fart.

    I can, however, still type coherently. It is my secret superpower or something.

    Clearly you have not been drinking something manly, like turps

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's very impressive, Japan. :shock:

    This wine bottle has no punt, so there is about half a glass more in there than I thought.

    This pleases me.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    they're looking at two versions of the same car

    one in Calif., one in British Columbia

    bouncin around on a private jet

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I would love a Snuggie.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What car is it skippy?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    um, an old 300sl mercedes

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My mother always wanted a convertible 280SL.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Em, uh that Joker quote is well interesting in the least. But uhh...wow.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's just the silliest thing

    they were just talking about how the hose clamps are all authentic

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I should play something, what should I play [chat]?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    watch out your dudes aren't safe

    there is a pretty good chance I will stab them

    lol feminism?

    girl assassins are best assassins

    Can't argue with that! :winky:

    killbill.jpg

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    thanks a lot for the sig, richy

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's just the silliest thing

    they were just talking about how the hose clamps are all authentic

    I am not a fan of the concours approach to classic cars.

    I prefer that they remain usable and enjoyable vehicles, unless the point is to make them a museum piece.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I should play something, what should I play [chat]?

    diddy kong racing

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, I'm off to my wife's company Christmas party, where for the first hour I'll pretend to enjoy talking to people I either don't know, don't want to know, or have to actively pretend aren't raging assholes. For the second hour, I'll eat and overcooked and under seasoned dinner of restaurant supply-quality food, followed by a forgettable dessert. For the third hour, I'll listen to a half dozen people that make more than the entire rest of the company combined talk about how great things are, and how they think a $20 Cross pen is an acceptable show of gratitude for someone who's given 5 years of their life to the company. For the 10 year people, the present is a clock! Then, the 4th hour, where whatever DJ they could find for cheap plays badly remixed club music while interjecting stereotypical DJ blather, to a group of closet alcoholics gyrating and dry-humping each other in preparation for a post-party Saturday night that will lead to a Monday morning of awkward and embarrassing interaction at work and possibly people transferring to different offices.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I should play something, what should I play [chat]?

    diddy kong racing

    You continue to prove you have horrible taste.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just saw "A Fistful of Dollars." That movie is incredible.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, I'm off to my wife's company Christmas party, where for the first hour I'll pretend to enjoy talking to people I either don't know, don't want to know, or have to actively pretend aren't raging assholes. For the second hour, I'll eat and overcooked and under seasoned dinner of restaurant supply-quality food, followed by a forgettable dessert. For the third hour, I'll listen to a half dozen people that make more than the entire rest of the company combined talk about how great things are, and how they think a $20 Cross pen is an acceptable show of gratitude for someone who's given 5 years of their life to the company. For the 10 year people, the present is a clock! Then, the 4th hour, where whatever DJ they could find for cheap plays badly remixed club music while interjecting stereotypical DJ blather, to a group of closet alcoholics gyrating and dry-humping each other in preparation for a post-party Saturday night that will lead to a Monday morning of awkward and embarrassing interaction at work and possibly people transferring to different offices.

    Write a Bukowski-style memoir about it.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I should play something, what should I play [chat]?

    diddy kong racing

    You continue to prove you have horrible taste.

    mazzyx would like diddy kong racing if all the characters wore t-shirts with band names or puns or internet jokes on them

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerd you are my favourite.

    And I don't mean that in a drunken booth-at-the-back-of-the-bar-3am-I-really-love-you-man kind of way.

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