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SE++ Secrete Satans: Final day to send before WRATH

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's a really shitty java implementation of the game that is basically the board and some simple rules built in, but I want to make a full out version. Unfortunately, I think they are pretty tight on copyright stuff. Maybe just a program that does the low level parts.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So our dog suddenly starts barking like crazy, and he only does this when there's someone in our yard like a delivery guy oh shit

    I get to the door and open it, there's nobody there but there's a FedEx sticker on the screen door oh SHIT

    Sure enough, there's a box on the porch in front of me OH SHIT OH SHIT
    It's for someone else.

    :(

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yay, a box was just delivered and it was apparently only part 1 of my 12 billion part Secret Satan's gift. Two books, Alas, Babylon and Earth Abides. I can't wait to sit down and read them both. Thank you very much Secret Satan.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I GOT A PACKAGE!

    FROM AMAZON!

    BOUGHT BY FLETCHER OF WEB COMICS FAME!
    (HE MAKES THE BEST WEBCOMIC CALLED ANTICS GO HERE TO READ IT NOW http://www.anticscomic.com/)

    THE PACKAGE CONTAINED THIS:
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    I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS GAME FOR A WHILE! THANKS FLETCHER!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Good fucking game right there.

    You done good, fletcher.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This winter:

    The galaxy will lay at my feet

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    put your back into it, Mike.

    Power bottom.

    I learned from Keith.

    Sorry, but pound for pound Neville is the toughest bottom in the business.

    Uh, no.

    This is offensive because 1) Neville isn't a bottom, and 2) Neville isn't fat screw you.

    BAN HIM FROM SECRET SATANS FOREVER, NEVILLE! USE YOUR POWER

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    neville is the fattest pokemon around

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My package is in transit.

    flexxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    On a scale of 1 to Daaaaayuuuum how big would you say Neville's bottom is

    I would say a nine on the Royal Bulsara scale

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Package One: Delivered
    Package two: Fedex delivering today!

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    could bounce half dollars off dem cheeks

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    UPS showed up today and I guess they walked up to my back door? There are footprints in the snow but there is no package. I checked right after they left.

    Maybe it was a ghost package.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Speaking of dat ass.

    Hi Squall <3

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    put your back into it, Mike.

    Power bottom.

    I learned from Keith.

    Sorry, but pound for pound Neville is the toughest bottom in the business.

    Uh, no.

    This is offensive because 1) Neville isn't a bottom, and 2) Neville isn't fat screw you.

    BAN HIM FROM SECRET SATANS FOREVER, NEVILLE! USE YOUR POWER

    Pound for pound does not mean fat.

    BAN FIZ FOR NOT KNOWING COMMON BOXING TERMS!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

    You needed to know

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

    You needed to know

    That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

    You needed to know

    That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

    BAM!

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

    You needed to know

    That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

    So logically it follows that...

    Every time Fiz streams an angel gets its wings.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Speaking of dat ass.

    Hi Squall <3

    sup babes

    fyi i had the shakeweight ordered the day before you mentioned it in the thread

    it's just the perfect gift

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'll have you know that I am an expert in boxing. I used to masturbate to it as a kid and everything.

    You needed to know

    That explains why you shoot a load every time you hear a bell ring.

    A bell? Pfft. Like I'd pull it out for a one-round chump

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2010
    My first package should arrive today. I'm going to send a second, but I gotta get over the flu first before I can get it together, so it'll unfortunately have to be after Christmas.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Just because I noticed I haven't posted here in a bit, I will update that I have still not received anything yet. No rush, Satan.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    My first package should arrive today. I'm going to send a second, but I gotta get over the flu first before I can get it together, so it'll unfortunately have to be after Christmas.

    Get well soon, ducky.

    The mailman had me come out and get a package from him so it wouldn't have to sit in the rain, but it wasn't from my person. It's either my new rain-shoes or the heely's I ordered to help me get used to skating in time for the next Robot Chicken Skating Party

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Heely's? Really?

    And rollerskating is hard D:

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My wife just called. A package just showed up at home that she knows nothing about.

    Could it be from Satan? Should know for sure in a couple hours.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I would fucking love Heely's if they made them in my size

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you bet your ass i could have had heelies if they were around as a kid

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Green wrote: »
    I would fucking love Heely's if they made them in my size

    They do, unless you're like a size 15. I found out they make them for adults when they were used on a reality tv show, and decided that I need practice before I try skating again. The kind of practice where I can just be in shoes if stuff goes wrong. If you're having trouble in skates you're kinda fucked until you can get them off.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait, people have trouble rollerskating?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Wait, people have trouble rollerskating?

    I used to be able to at least stay standing and go from point A to point B eventually in ice skates, but I tried using some rollerskates last summer and it was just falling-on-my-ass-town

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rollerblading and ice skating are a little easier than roller skating. Something about the weight distribution or something I don't know.

    I did it for the first time last year at a party. The only pair of skates they had was a little too small on me, and the laces were partially broken so they didn't go all the way up. Also, nobody was around to actually explain the movements you should do to actually skate around. Recipe for disaster.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    it's not the same motions as ice skating? huh

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Akilae729 is trying to kill me! I got sent Toxic Mold! But it is adorable! Also I can get rid of it with my new SONIC SCREWDRIVER! I also got a bitchen D20 and an anti-vampire gernade! Thanks Akilae729!
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I mean, you don't see people doing ice skating jumps on roller skates. More than once.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well you don't see them doing ice skating tricks on rollerblades either

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    rollerskating is heck of hard. Rollerblading/iceskating is much easier.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Well yeah, I just figured that people picked it up after realizing how their weight was distributed.

    Oh well.

    Rollerblading is more boss anyways.

    Agreed. But Seth Green is an expert and roller skating and he is into 18 year old girls so he is putting himself in a situation where he'll look better

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