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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's a pretty good freakout. I think it might be fake.

    it has to be

    but i love the screaming fish move

    I liked the raging stallion into remote control anal penetration move myself.

    wazilla on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's a pretty good freakout. I think it might be fake.

    it has to be

    but i love the screaming fish move

    But its fake.

    That just makes it some kid acting like a moron.

    And doing so willingly.

    Millions of people do that every year. I mean look at American Idol.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I didn't even know that EGM went anywhere

    the best magazine was PC Accelerator, though

    it was like EGM, and Maxim pulped together in a blender and then massaged onto your testicles

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm on the "hive mind" side

    loneliness, is bad

    the unpenetrable barrier beetween my mind and yours is bad

    penetrate it, join it, erase loneliness

    paradise



    anyone who prefers the other extreme to this one? Total isolation? Not just that you're not party to anyone's mind but your own but that you wouldn't even interact with other minds at all?

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    STAHL: But governing means compromising.

    BOEHNER: It means working together.

    STAHL: It also means compromising.

    BOEHNER: It means finding common ground.

    STAHL: Okay, is that compromising?

    BOEHNER: I made it clear I am not going to compromise on my principles, nor am I going to compromise the will of the American people.

    STAHL: What are you saying? You’re saying, “I want common ground, but I’m not gonna compromise.” I don’t understand that. I really don’t.

    BOEHNER: When you say the word “compromise,” a lot of Americans look up and go, “Uh oh, they’re gonna sell me out.” And so finding common ground, I think, makes more sense. ...

    STAHL: “Why won’t you say ... you’re afraid of the word.”

    BOEHNER: “I reject the word.”

    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    i am considering maybe LoL'ing

    Organichu on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    I want them to make it and then to lose millions as it flops horribly.

    Dynagrip on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what about people who hold that morality proceeds from god's will? this is a common belief in lay christianity.

    that is to say that rape is immoral because it is contrary to god's will

    Then god's will is arbitrary etc etc

    or it proceeds along a higher wisdom or morality that isn't necessarily intuitive or even comprehensible by human brains and it is our lot to follow the will of our creator and master etc

    why does it matter if god's will is arbitrary or not? Serious question.

    I mean it's god what're you gonna do, politely disagree?

    if god's will is arbitrary, then so is morality, and if God were to command us to murder and torture, then murdering and torturing would be absolutely moral.

    this is a pretty twisted view of the universe and of morality, one which conflicts with pretty much every moral scheme, even the evangelical theistic ones.

    incidentally, i have been feeling pretty positive about the idea of moral facts lately.

    all views conflict with all other views that are not the same

    anyway it is logical though

    where does the "rules" for morality "come from" if not god?

    they come from people discovering a set of rules that allow for the best overall progress of the species.

    that's an argument for it, anyway

    rules made by people are infinitely more arbitrary than rules hard-coded into the universe, methinks

    also, what kind of progress

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am considering maybe LoL'ing

    are... are you sure? /flinches away reflexively

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am considering maybe LoL'ing

    I'm listening.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I think Stahl would help you.

    And a hive mind will be death to the species. Say good bye to innovation.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Time for dinner. Whee.

    Arivia on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I think Stahl would help you.

    And a hive mind will be death to the species. Say good bye to innovation.

    1. why would innovation be gone?

    2. and why is that a bad thing?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I'm talking to somebody on Facebook who insists that her friend turned down a second job because the extra income would have pushed her up into a new tax bracket and the extra taxes would have wiped out the extra income.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    I want them to make it and then to lose millions as it flops horribly.

    Is it not a good book?

    I haven't read it, but it sounded kind of interesting.

    Or maybe I'm thinking of something else?

    Kind of edwardian low magic kind of thing?

    Galahad on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    I want them to make it and then to lose millions as it flops horribly.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468500/

    Apparently the script is being written.

    I really hope it's a wonderful movie, but that sort of book just can't really be turned into a screen play :/

    LotR gave me some hope though!

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what about people who hold that morality proceeds from god's will? this is a common belief in lay christianity.

    that is to say that rape is immoral because it is contrary to god's will

    Then god's will is arbitrary etc etc

    or it proceeds along a higher wisdom or morality that isn't necessarily intuitive or even comprehensible by human brains and it is our lot to follow the will of our creator and master etc

    why does it matter if god's will is arbitrary or not? Serious question.

    I mean it's god what're you gonna do, politely disagree?

    if god's will is arbitrary, then so is morality, and if God were to command us to murder and torture, then murdering and torturing would be absolutely moral.

    this is a pretty twisted view of the universe and of morality, one which conflicts with pretty much every moral scheme, even the evangelical theistic ones.

    incidentally, i have been feeling pretty positive about the idea of moral facts lately.

    all views conflict with all other views that are not the same

    anyway it is logical though

    where does the "rules" for morality "come from" if not god?

    they come from people discovering a set of rules that allow for the best overall progress of the species.

    that's an argument for it, anyway

    rules made by people are infinitely more arbitrary than rules hard-coded into the universe, methinks

    also, what kind of progress

    I believe John Locke's Leviathan explains the theory in depth, but I could be getting it confused with another work

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm on the "hive mind" side

    loneliness, is bad

    the unpenetrable barrier beetween my mind and yours is bad

    penetrate it, join it, erase loneliness

    paradise



    anyone who prefers the other extreme to this one? Total isolation? Not just that you're not party to anyone's mind but your own but that you wouldn't even interact with other minds at all?

    I've had my "fuck everyone else I want to have absolutely no say in anyone else's life and I don't want them to have any say, even the smallest, in my own" moments. But I've come to realize that this is a negative reaction to loneliness, and it seems that uncompromising unity would be the more honest and fulfilling extreme.

    Silas Brown on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    I want them to make it and then to lose millions as it flops horribly.

    Is it not a good book?

    I haven't read it, but it sounded kind of interesting.

    Or maybe I'm thinking of something else?

    Kind of edwardian low magic kind of thing?

    It's one of my favorite books of all time :D

    (right next to The Unbearable Lightness of Being / The Great Gatsby / Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close / ... Atlas Shrugged)

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I'm talking to somebody on Facebook who insists that her friend turned down a second job because the extra income would have pushed her up into a new tax bracket and the extra taxes would have wiped out the extra income.

    Is it because Obama is Hitler?

    There has to be more to this.

    wazilla on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    perfect empathy would be awful, what are you guys talking about

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I think Stahl would help you.

    And a hive mind will be death to the species. Say good bye to innovation.

    1. why would innovation be gone?

    2. and why is that a bad thing?

    A culture needs new input to thrive, otherwise it stagnates. A gene pool needs to bring in outside material or it gets faulty. If you remove the individuality and press our species's consciousness into one large entity all this will be impossible. We'll run out of steam unless we exist at the most basic level of necessary functions.

    Because innovation is always going to be required.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I'm talking to somebody on Facebook who insists that her friend turned down a second job because the extra income would have pushed her up into a new tax bracket and the extra taxes would have wiped out the extra income.

    Is it because Obama is Hitler?

    There has to be more to this.

    Because tax brackets

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I think Stahl would help you.

    And a hive mind will be death to the species. Say good bye to innovation.

    1. why would innovation be gone?

    2. and why is that a bad thing?

    seriously?

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    perfect empathy would be awful, what are you guys talking about

    Why would it be awful?

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Zombie I think you mean Hobbes, and I don't know that it deals with that.

    A hivemind would serve as a replacement of the social contract structure of society.

    wazilla on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    perfect empathy would be awful, what are you guys talking about

    Why would it be awful?

    Because we don't have perfect potency to ease the suffering of others.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    I want them to make it and then to lose millions as it flops horribly.

    Is it not a good book?

    I haven't read it, but it sounded kind of interesting.

    Or maybe I'm thinking of something else?

    Kind of edwardian low magic kind of thing?

    I hated it pretty thoroughly.

    Dynagrip on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    do you seriously not understand why there might be downsides to feeling the thoughts, emotions, and physical sensations of billions of other people?

    Nerdgasmic on
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I'm talking to somebody on Facebook who insists that her friend turned down a second job because the extra income would have pushed her up into a new tax bracket and the extra taxes would have wiped out the extra income.

    Is it because Obama is Hitler?

    There has to be more to this.

    Because tax brackets

    This is theoretically possible, but extraordinarily unlikely.

    wazilla on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If I were philosopher-king of America, I would require everyone to read both Marx and Rand, and watch both Fox News and MSNBC. Economics and Finance would be required subjects up to the 12th grade.

    And I would have a harem, of course.

    June 1 would be steak and blowjob day.

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bohener is being smart because Americans are just THAT anal about terminology.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell = being made into a movie? eh?

    Does not want.

    I want them to make it and then to lose millions as it flops horribly.

    Is it not a good book?

    I haven't read it, but it sounded kind of interesting.

    Or maybe I'm thinking of something else?

    Kind of edwardian low magic kind of thing?

    Its a brilliant book. One of the greatest books that has been written in many many years. I mean that without any hyperbole.

    But it would make a terrible movie. Its long, and complicated and the writing style is one of the greatest things about it.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wazilla wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Suddenly I want to stab somebody with a fork.

    I'm talking to somebody on Facebook who insists that her friend turned down a second job because the extra income would have pushed her up into a new tax bracket and the extra taxes would have wiped out the extra income.

    Is it because Obama is Hitler?

    There has to be more to this.

    Because tax brackets

    This is theoretically possible, but extraordinarily unlikely.

    Yeah.

    It's an oft-repeated meme that makes me twitch a little.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    fox news does not equate with MSNBC

    no one should watch fox news

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    AAAARGH FUCK

    why the fuck did I spread tabasco sauce on my grilled cheese sandwich with the finger I've cut

    fuck I'm stupid

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