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9 Days 9 Forumers 9 Doors [Christmas Adventures]

WinkyWinky Registered User regular
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Everyone: FREAK OUT and LOSE SHIT

    EDIT: Honoring the connection to MSPA:
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is Santa Santa

    Santa> Bellow out, "HO HO HO"

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also winky we need some directions on proper syntax for commands all up ins, post haste

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Inq: Ascend

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also winky we need some directions on proper syntax for commands all up ins, post haste

    Abdhyius> Read spoilers


    But realistically anything you post will become a command if I wish it.

    In any thread.

    On any forum.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

    I hope I'm one, but I see Mori, Cass, and Will.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

    They are:

    Dread Pirate Arbjlkjdoubntlkjs (Cass)
    Nerdgasmic
    Professor Moriarity (Silas Brown)
    Inquisitor
    Irond Will
    Demurist
    Santa Claus
    ???
    ???

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Demurist? Demurist?

    Anyway.

    Mori > make out with Nerdgasmic

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ???> Become Richy

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Demurist? Demurist?

    Anyway.

    Mori > make out with Nerdgasmic

    Arivqa they are like married or something

    he is too whipped not to include her

    Santa Claus> give presents

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    Is Santa Santa

    Santa> Bellow out, "HO HO HO"

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    You are AWOKEN by distant HOING.

    You are DREAD PIRATE ARBUJKHISNIOT but, because I cannot spell your username, you will be called CASS. You are a WRITER OF INCONCEIVABLY EROTIC FICTION of the sort that is WORLD RENOWNED FOR HOW SEXY IT IS. You have AWOKEN in a STRANGE ROOM. You don't recall HOW YOU GOT THERE. You are KIND OF PISSED about this.

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  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i thought the one in the suit was syndalis. CASS>> Investigate the DISTANT HOING

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Check inventory

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i thought the one in the suit was syndalis. CASS>> Investigate the DISTANT HOING

    Syndalis has a monocle, while Irond Will has a soul patch.

    Obviously.

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  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    i thought the one in the suit was syndalis. CASS>> Investigate the DISTANT HOING

    Syndalis has a monocle, while Irond Will has a soul patch.

    Obviously.

    proof positive that it has been too long since the last one because i forgot to >>CHECK for MONOCLE OF AWESOMETUDE

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Cass > Check inventory

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    You CHECK your INVENTORY.

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    You have a PIECE OF YOUR BELOVED EROTIC LITERATURE, a STRANGE KEY, and CHOCOKENESIS.

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    You also notice that you have ACQUIRED A FINE WATCH. You CANNOT SEEM TO REMOVE IT. You BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT it as a DAPPER ACCESSORY.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Open Book

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Examine room.

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    Welcome to the 24 Districts. This is wondrous terrorism. The Silver Case.
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > WONDER why HITLER is standing to her right (our left) in the INTRODUCTION PICTURE

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > WONDER why HITLER is standing to her right (our left) in the INTRODUCTION PICTURE

    That's Dick "Nosering" Moriarty

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That cut scene is inspired.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Cass > Open Book

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    You OPEN the BOOK. You find 3 NUMBERED KEYCARDS. On them are the NUMBERS 5, 7 and 8. You ADD them to your INVENTORY.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Put Choco's dick in the book.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Turn around and look around the room

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Swipe NUMBERED KEYCARD 5 in cardswipe

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i don't care i'd rather sink -- than swipe right for bradRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > write some saucy erotica

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

    They are:

    Dread Pirate Arbjlkjdoubntlkjs (Cass)
    Nerdgasmic
    Professor Moriarity (Silas Brown)
    Inquisitor
    Irond Will
    Demurist
    Santa Claus
    ???
    ???

    fuck you winky

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Put Choco's dick in the book.

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    Good thinking, you should SAVE YOUR PLACE. You SLAM your BOOKMARK in-between the pages.
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    Cass > Examine room.

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    You EXAMINE the ROOM. On this side there is a SET OF BUNK BEDS, a NUMBERED DOOR, and what appears to be a KEYCARD READER.

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    On the other side there is a LOCKED CLOSET, a STOVE with a PITCHER, a SINK, a PORTHOLE, and a PORTRAIT OF AN INCREDIBLE MULTI-TALENTED INDIVIDUAL.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Examine pitcher

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass: Check backside of Ice T poster

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass: Fill PITCHER with water from the SINK and pour water on ICE-T

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Swipe NUMBERED KEYCARD 5 in cardswipe

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    You SWIPE the NUMBER 5 KEYCARD. One ASTERISK APPEARS. There are TWO MORE SPACES on the SCREEN.

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    Just for SHITS, you ATTEMPT to SWIPE ALL THREE CARDS. THREE ASTERISKS APPEAR, but the LIGHT FLASHES RED and NOTHING HAPPENS.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Brute force that shit! Try all 9 combinations of key swipes!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass> Fill pitcher with water and pour on keycard reader, thereby causing it to short-circuit and unlocking/opening the door.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The door's going to require a digital root of three cards that add up to five(i.e. 1+4+9 = 14 (1+4) = 5).

    Hence, more are hidden somewheres.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Math? Fuck this noise!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass> Use STRANGE KEY to unlock and open LOCKED CLOSET. Failing that, use CHOCO as a BATTERING RAM.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    cj iwakura, MD, PhD, professor of Weaboo-American Studies at Des-U in Wyoming,

    thank you for your help

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass: Fill PITCHER with water from the SINK and pour water on ICE-T

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    You attempt to DEFACE the PORTRAIT OF AN INCREDIBLE MULTI-TALENTED INDIVIDUAL.

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    You FAIL. WATER is now POURING in through the CRACKED PORTHOLE. The STRANGE ROOM is FILLING UP FAST.

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