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9 Days 9 Forumers 9 Doors [Christmas Adventures]

WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
OPENING CUTSCENE
*Note: This is a spoof of the following video, you should watch that first: 2lrvv7.jpg
Yes, it's that time again.

Yes, this one is actually going to be finished.

Welcome to 9 Days 9 Forumers 9 Doors, this version inspired by the game 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors (as well as, of course, Mr. Andrew Hussie's wonderful MSPaint Adventures.

The rules of the game are simple: all you have to do to play is post a command in the format "Character Name> Whatever you want to see them do". I will pick whichever command I happen to like the most.

This time, there's a bit more to it though. It seems some psychopath has kidnapped nine forumers and placed them on a sinking ship. Each of them has had a bomb planted in their stomach and has been fitted with a numbered wristband. There are nine numbered doors hidden throughout the ship, if a group of people passes through a door and the numbers on their bracelets do not form the digital root for the number of the door they're passing through (more on this later), they will explode. Now they're forced to solve bullshit puzzles and work together and crap in order to escape within the time limit and survive.

Winky on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Everyone: FREAK OUT and LOSE SHIT

    EDIT: Honoring the connection to MSPA:
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is Santa Santa

    Santa> Bellow out, "HO HO HO"

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also winky we need some directions on proper syntax for commands all up ins, post haste

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Inq: Ascend

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also winky we need some directions on proper syntax for commands all up ins, post haste

    Abdhyius> Read spoilers


    But realistically anything you post will become a command if I wish it.

    In any thread.

    On any forum.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

    I hope I'm one, but I see Mori, Cass, and Will.

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  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

    They are:

    Dread Pirate Arbjlkjdoubntlkjs (Cass)
    Nerdgasmic
    Professor Moriarity (Silas Brown)
    Inquisitor
    Irond Will
    Demurist
    Santa Claus
    ???
    ???

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Demurist? Demurist?

    Anyway.

    Mori > make out with Nerdgasmic

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ???> Become Richy

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Demurist? Demurist?

    Anyway.

    Mori > make out with Nerdgasmic

    Arivqa they are like married or something

    he is too whipped not to include her

    Santa Claus> give presents

  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    B:L wrote: »
    Is Santa Santa

    Santa> Bellow out, "HO HO HO"

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    You are AWOKEN by distant HOING.

    You are DREAD PIRATE ARBUJKHISNIOT but, because I cannot spell your username, you will be called CASS. You are a WRITER OF INCONCEIVABLY EROTIC FICTION of the sort that is WORLD RENOWNED FOR HOW SEXY IT IS. You have AWOKEN in a STRANGE ROOM. You don't recall HOW YOU GOT THERE. You are KIND OF PISSED about this.

  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i thought the one in the suit was syndalis. CASS>> Investigate the DISTANT HOING

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Check inventory

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  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i thought the one in the suit was syndalis. CASS>> Investigate the DISTANT HOING

    Syndalis has a monocle, while Irond Will has a soul patch.

    Obviously.

  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    i thought the one in the suit was syndalis. CASS>> Investigate the DISTANT HOING

    Syndalis has a monocle, while Irond Will has a soul patch.

    Obviously.

    proof positive that it has been too long since the last one because i forgot to >>CHECK for MONOCLE OF AWESOMETUDE

  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Richy wrote: »
    Cass > Check inventory

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    You CHECK your INVENTORY.

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    You have a PIECE OF YOUR BELOVED EROTIC LITERATURE, a STRANGE KEY, and CHOCOKENESIS.

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    You also notice that you have ACQUIRED A FINE WATCH. You CANNOT SEEM TO REMOVE IT. You BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT it as a DAPPER ACCESSORY.

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Open Book

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Examine room.

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    The 24 Districts: you can't forget about time, but time will remember you. Kill The Past
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > WONDER why HITLER is standing to her right (our left) in the INTRODUCTION PICTURE

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > WONDER why HITLER is standing to her right (our left) in the INTRODUCTION PICTURE

    That's Dick "Nosering" Moriarty

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That cut scene is inspired.

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  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Cass > Open Book

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    You OPEN the BOOK. You find 3 NUMBERED KEYCARDS. On them are the NUMBERS 5, 7 and 8. You ADD them to your INVENTORY.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Put Choco's dick in the book.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Turn around and look around the room

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong The Monkey King Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Swipe NUMBERED KEYCARD 5 in cardswipe

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > write some saucy erotica

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Who are the nine lucky kidnapped forumers?

    They are:

    Dread Pirate Arbjlkjdoubntlkjs (Cass)
    Nerdgasmic
    Professor Moriarity (Silas Brown)
    Inquisitor
    Irond Will
    Demurist
    Santa Claus
    ???
    ???

    fuck you winky

  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Put Choco's dick in the book.

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    Good thinking, you should SAVE YOUR PLACE. You SLAM your BOOKMARK in-between the pages.
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    Cass > Examine room.

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    You EXAMINE the ROOM. On this side there is a SET OF BUNK BEDS, a NUMBERED DOOR, and what appears to be a KEYCARD READER.

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    On the other side there is a LOCKED CLOSET, a STOVE with a PITCHER, a SINK, a PORTHOLE, and a PORTRAIT OF AN INCREDIBLE MULTI-TALENTED INDIVIDUAL.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Examine pitcher

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass: Check backside of Ice T poster

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass: Fill PITCHER with water from the SINK and pour water on ICE-T

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  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Swipe NUMBERED KEYCARD 5 in cardswipe

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    You SWIPE the NUMBER 5 KEYCARD. One ASTERISK APPEARS. There are TWO MORE SPACES on the SCREEN.

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    Just for SHITS, you ATTEMPT to SWIPE ALL THREE CARDS. THREE ASTERISKS APPEAR, but the LIGHT FLASHES RED and NOTHING HAPPENS.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass > Brute force that shit! Try all 9 combinations of key swipes!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass> Fill pitcher with water and pour on keycard reader, thereby causing it to short-circuit and unlocking/opening the door.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The door's going to require a digital root of three cards that add up to five(i.e. 1+4+9 = 14 (1+4) = 5).

    Hence, more are hidden somewheres.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Math? Fuck this noise!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass> Use STRANGE KEY to unlock and open LOCKED CLOSET. Failing that, use CHOCO as a BATTERING RAM.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    cj iwakura, MD, PhD, professor of Weaboo-American Studies at Des-U in Wyoming,

    thank you for your help

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WinkyWinky winkyfaceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Cass: Fill PITCHER with water from the SINK and pour water on ICE-T

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    You attempt to DEFACE the PORTRAIT OF AN INCREDIBLE MULTI-TALENTED INDIVIDUAL.

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    You FAIL. WATER is now POURING in through the CRACKED PORTHOLE. The STRANGE ROOM is FILLING UP FAST.

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