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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    fat cat engineers

    doin they maths in they fancy coats

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Whiskey dick is the lack of performance from what I hear of it. I don't drink the stuff.

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  • Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    prohibition chat is dumb

    right?

    I do not approve of prohibition chat.

    I am drunker than shit right now.

    I needs some awesome chat.

    3DS FC: 2363-7048-2527 | Pokémon White 2 FC: 4127-4106-4861 | Backloggery | Steam
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    I would just like to inform you all that Evil_Reaver is the winner of the thread.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    whiskey dick means you can't work it

    you're thinking of sapporo shlong

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    whiskey dick: when you're too inundated with alcohol to perform properly, or when you're so topped off with whiskey you become a superhuman sex machine?

    i have always heard it as the first

    i mean for me it's the second

    but for the rest of the world i think the first definition is what is intended

    I think in reality it's some mixture of the two, where you have well-meaning intentions of being a sex machine but your blood vessels are staunchly opposed to that goal

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    fat cat engineers

    doin they maths in they fancy coats

    i did nothing for like the last 6 months i worked at that company

    like, i'd do a cursory amount of work because there was nothing else to do

    maybe 10 minutes a day

    government contracting is kind of terrible

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I would consider looking for a job in Oz, but I don't really want to leave the country, especially since I'm looking at grad school in the fairly near future and American elections are my thing.

    a wise decision

    Australian elections are nowhere near as interesting as American ones

    I dunno about that, your system is certainly bizarre

    Spoiler:
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Whiskey dick is the lack of performance from what I hear of it. I don't drink the stuff.

    You are truly missing out my friend

    whisky is the finest of booze

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  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    you don't want whiskey dick

    if things were working normally they'd just call it dick

    oh my god I drank so much that I had a dick

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • CorvusCorvus Caw? VancouverRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=§ioncolor=§ionsize=

    Yeah, alright, this could WILL THIS IS $800

    It is an investment you fool

    sell it as vintage in a few years, make a profit

    Or buy yourself a nice warm vintage coat for a fraction of the price?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    whiskey dick means you can't work it

    you're thinking of sapporo shlong

    No, that means you dick is so small its like sitting in a pile of snow at all times with no clothing.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Kahlua cock

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    Can anyone help me beat 7-11 on Angry Birds?

    UGH!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    fat cat engineers

    doin they maths in they fancy coats

    i did nothing for like the last 6 months i worked at that company

    like, i'd do a cursory amount of work because there was nothing else to do

    maybe 10 minutes a day

    government contracting is kind of terrible

    that's how my past few jobs have been

    1-2 hours of work per day, the rest wasted online

    my new job is much busier




    each is terrible

  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    I mean, you really can't have the sodomy and the lash without the rum, now can you?

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=§ioncolor=§ionsize=

    Yeah, alright, this could WILL THIS IS $800

    you wanted to not look poor

    a good way to do this is to spend 800 dollars

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    sober [chat] is good given I'm only on the first cup of coffee for the morning.

    Something interesting I read about coffee this morning, is that caffeine isn't what wakes you up. It binds to adenosine receptors (adenosine is a byproduct of neurons firing in the brain, and is what is monitored in your body to know if you need to sleep or not) in the brain efficiently in a way so that the body's natural dopamine and glutomine can work more freely. Essentially, stopping the "brake".

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Whiskey dick is the lack of performance from what I hear of it. I don't drink the stuff.

    You are truly missing out my friend

    whisky is the finest of booze

    mazzy has an allergy to things that are brown

    or green

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I would consider looking for a job in Oz, but I don't really want to leave the country, especially since I'm looking at grad school in the fairly near future and American elections are my thing.

    a wise decision

    Australian elections are nowhere near as interesting as American ones

    I dunno about that, your system is certainly bizarre

    I have no trouble understanding our system, I tend to look at the American one as baffling

    Someone tried to explain the electoral college to me, once, and I glazed over

    closed my eyes

    thought of England

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  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    whiskey dick means you can't work it

    you're thinking of sapporo shlong

    bud pud

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    you don't want whiskey dick

    if things were working normally they'd just call it dick

    oh my god I drank so much that I had a dick

    that sounds

    no definitely go with that

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    okay I am going to go learn more about atoms with a short history of nearly everything

    it is a good book

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Im drinking but slowly. Im too concerned with finding food

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Can anyone help me beat 7-11 on Angry Birds?

    UGH!

    have you tried 24 degrees with a full pull?

    basically you want to hit the pig with your bird

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Whiskey dick is the lack of performance from what I hear of it. I don't drink the stuff.

    You are truly missing out my friend

    whisky is the finest of booze

    mazzy has an allergy to things that are brown

    or green

    But that means he misses out on midori, the finest of liqueurs

    for teenage girls I mean

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    I got 2 As and 3 Bs, which is worse than I wanted :(.

    But I'll live, I guess. 2.77 cumulative GPA right now. Hopefully next semester will be better.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    And STO patched.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Whiskey dick is the lack of performance from what I hear of it. I don't drink the stuff.

    You are truly missing out my friend

    whisky is the finest of booze

    I have an allergy. It makes me sick as hell the next day and kind of feel like ass while drinking it. Bourbon and most American stuff does it more than proper scotch though. But really you don't drink a lot of scotch if you drink it right.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I don't want to buy a peacoat because I do not like them but I also want to not look poor when I walk around NYC. What to do?

    buy a nice wool overcoat

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=680&Product_Id=1097597&Parent_Id=222&default_color=BLACK&sort_by=§ioncolor=§ionsize=

    Yeah, alright, this could WILL THIS IS $800

    it is a nice coat

    it was my christmas present last year

    i'm sure that there are less expensive coats in that sort of style around from other companies

    you could try sears

    This isn't helping me look not poor. Because it is making me feel poor and feeling poor makes you look poor.

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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    okay I am going to go learn more about atoms with a short history of nearly everything

    it is a good book

    For some reason this post doesn't make much sense to me

    Are you talking about the Bill Bryson book?

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I would consider looking for a job in Oz, but I don't really want to leave the country, especially since I'm looking at grad school in the fairly near future and American elections are my thing.

    a wise decision

    Australian elections are nowhere near as interesting as American ones

    I dunno about that, your system is certainly bizarre

    I have no trouble understanding our system, I tend to look at the American one as baffling

    Someone tried to explain the electoral college to me, once, and I glazed over

    closed my eyes

    thought of England

    the canadian system is the really weird one

    "ridings" is like my post-hypnosis key word

    my brain just collapses in a heap

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    okay I am going to go learn more about atoms with a short history of nearly everything

    it is a good book
    I liked the story about the dudes who made a tunnel and opened champagne to celebrate but it didn't fizz because of the air pressure and then they drank the champagne and when the went back to the surface they exploded

    I think

    don't remember how it ends

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Once I progress beyond intro courses I shall have to abandon my notion that anything less than an A is abject, humiliating failure.

    But for now, I'm snootying it right the fuck up.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Don't think I am allergic to midori. I just don't drink horrible tasting swill.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    electoral ridings

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Whiskey dick is the lack of performance from what I hear of it. I don't drink the stuff.

    You are truly missing out my friend

    whisky is the finest of booze

    mazzy has an allergy to things that are brown

    or green

    But that means he misses out on midori, the finest of liqueurs

    for teenage girls I mean

    so you are the go-to fellow for the inside scoop on getting teenaged girls drunk?

  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Bill Bryson is such a pleasant read

    I used to be a big fan of his, with A Walk in the Woods and A Short History of Nearly Everything

    then I started reading political stuff

    things were never the same

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Can anyone help me beat 7-11 on Angry Birds?

    UGH!

    have you tried 24 degrees with a full pull?

    basically you want to hit the pig with your bird

    Are you trolling me?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    okay I am going to go learn more about atoms with a short history of nearly everything

    it is a good book

    I need to finish it. I am about 50% through it according to my kindle.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I would consider looking for a job in Oz, but I don't really want to leave the country, especially since I'm looking at grad school in the fairly near future and American elections are my thing.

    a wise decision

    Australian elections are nowhere near as interesting as American ones

    I dunno about that, your system is certainly bizarre

    I have no trouble understanding our system, I tend to look at the American one as baffling

    Someone tried to explain the electoral college to me, once, and I glazed over

    closed my eyes

    thought of England

    the canadian system is the really weird one

    "ridings" is like my post-hypnosis key word

    my brain just collapses in a heap

    I think the part that confuses most Americans/non-Australians I talk to is the concept of compulsory voting

    as if it was some strange gestapo-like policy, forcing politics onto the populace

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