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A [Chat]mas Carol

DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
edited December 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiKOJOXMJU

We're Marley and Marley,
Averious and greed.
We took advantage of the poor,
Just ignored the needy
We specialized in causing pain,
Spreading fear and doubt.
nd if you could not pay the rent,
we simply threw you out.

There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage.
I remember the little tykes all standing in the snow bank.
With their little frost-bitten teddy bears.

We're Marley and Marley,
Our hearts were painted black.
We should have known our evil deeds would put us both in shackles.
Captive, bound, we're double-ironed,
Exhausted by the wait.
As freedom comes from giving love,
So, prison comes with hate.

We're Marley and Marley, Whooooooa.
We're Marley and Marley, Whooooooa.

But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards your fellow men.
True, there was something about mankind we loved.
I think it was there money.

Doomed, Scrooge! You're doomed for all time.
Your future is a horror story, written by your crime.
Your chains are forged, by what you say and do.
So, have your fun when life is done, a nightmare waits for you.

Why these terrible chains?
Oooooh, the chains.
We forged these chains in life by our acts of greed. You wear such a chain yourself.
Humbug, speak comfort to me friends.
Comfort, aaahhhh.

You will be haunted by three spirits,
Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tred.
Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls 1.
Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?
When the bell tolls one...

We're Marley and Marley, Whoooooa.
We're Marley and Marley, Whoooooa.
We're Marley and Marley, Whoooooa.
Change!

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    George C. Scott in this one. The best carol of Christmasing.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I distinctly remember bleeding last night but not what cause it
    Spoiler:

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Ew muppets

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited December 2010
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what the fuck did I do to bleed this much last night

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bonus muppets!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u9RuiYdv5U

    with Katy Perry!

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

    I'm a massive racist and even I don't have the energy to care about aliens being black rather than white.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

    I'm sure there are some racists up ins.

    Cinders wrote: »
    Dogs helped us evolve and create new technology.
    New technology eventually led to the band Queen.
    Without dogs we never would have had Freddy Mercury.
    Declarative Statement!
    XBL: DexHavok
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kosh did you see me bitch out

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    ugh

    feeling terrible

    congested and sick

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ugh

    feeling sick

    hungover and bleeding

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

    I'm a massive racist and even I don't have the energy to care about aliens being black rather than white.

    what about the people in Wizard of Earthsea being white instead of brown, huh

    How does that make you feel in your racist bones

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    and again, the only good part of that is Katy's dress

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

    I'm sure there are some racists up ins.

    Stop calling me racisssst :(

    Psn:wazukki
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    ugh

    feeling terrible

    congested and sick

    Poor Arivqa

    I made you some chicken soup

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm owning in the Blight game Abdhyius, clearly this makes me a winner at life.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

    I'm a massive racist and even I don't have the energy to care about aliens being black rather than white.

    what about the people in Wizard of Earthsea being white instead of brown, huh

    How does that make you feel in your racist bones

    I don't know what that is, but we can rest assured that I do not approve one little bit.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is the chat thread closed after a period of time, regardless of page/post count?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    and again, the only good part of that is Katy's dress

    shh it is an excuse to post it.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    ugh

    feeling terrible

    congested and sick

    Poor Arivqa

    I made you some chicken soup

    yeah, I think I'll make some in a little bit

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Is the chat thread closed after a period of time, regardless of page/post count?

    Usually it closes when one mod is leaving with no cover and it is a bit long.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Pretty sure it gets closed whenever a mod feels like it.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I feel like there are a few racists popping up in the Heimdall thread, but they're just being overlooked in the midst of all the theatre debate. I feel sorry for them.

    I'm a massive racist and even I don't have the energy to care about aliens being black rather than white.

    what about the people in Wizard of Earthsea being white instead of brown, huh

    How does that make you feel in your racist bones

    I don't know what that is, but we can rest assured that I do not approve one little bit.

    I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship, Mr Jojo

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Is the chat thread closed after a period of time, regardless of page/post count?

    Yeah it just happens. Consider 100 the benchmark for OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN

    and as you approach it the "close thread" button begins to undulate and shudder.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCu4Wn8RhOA

    Tom Goes to the Mayor is really pretty funny.

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  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010

    and as you approach it the "close thread" button begins to undulate and shudder.

    such ... erotic descriptions

    :winky:

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yay a new dagger! pokepokepoke

    Psn:wazukki
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bonus muppets!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u9RuiYdv5U

    with Katy Perry!

    is katy perry capable of wearing anything that isn't made entirely of latex

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i hope not.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Bonus muppets!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u9RuiYdv5U

    with Katy Perry!

    is katy perry capable of wearing anything that isn't made entirely of latex
    Spoiler:

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCu4Wn8RhOA

    Tom Goes to the Mayor is really pretty funny.

    that video got no laughs out of me

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    Bonus muppets!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u9RuiYdv5U

    with Katy Perry!

    is katy perry capable of wearing anything that isn't made entirely of latex

    yes, unfortunately

    why would she stray from the best material

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  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man, nietzsche doesn't really jive with a lot of the current political / social thought in the US. But I love nietzsche and love what he has to say about some things...

    how do the republicans deal with all their cognitive dissonance so well?!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Man, nietzsche doesn't really jive with a lot of the current political / social thought. But I love nietzsche and love what he has to say about some things...

    how do the republicans deal with all their cognitive dissonance so well?!

    Makeup hides the nosebleeds.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    by calling themselves centrists

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    64 pages jacob

    you monster.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I spent most of Sunday watching DBZ Abridged.

    Tee hee!

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    [chat] threads used to go to the last person to post on page 74, and would be closed by a mod after that benchmark was hit. But that was in a more civilized time, when threads could only display 25 posts per page and the forums couldn't handle anything greater than 99 pages without acting funny.

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  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerd I'm not sure if you're taking a potshot at me or what

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The number of ways to set up your bridge crew in STO is enough to give me a headache. And that is above and beyond trying to decide which type of ship to pilot, though I won't pilot a Science ship.... that's a given.

    EDIT: Then there is deflector dishes, consoles, weapons, etc etc.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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