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How do you wash a vibrator

RentRent I'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
in Help / Advice Forum
Yeah

My girlfriend came over for sexy times last week, lost her vibe amidst those sexy times, and is coming over again for some more sexy times in four hours, wherein I will probs be using the vibrator

I have literally just found it about an hour ago. It was on my floor (carpeted)

How do I wash this thing

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    Break up with her.
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    If it's waterproof, hot water and antibacterial hand soap.

    If it isn't waterproof, carefully with hot water and antibacterial hand soap.

    Take the batteries out first, and don't use anything to scrub it.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    One time i was at this chicks house and I saw a dildo in her dishwasher...

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  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    One time i was at this chicks house and I saw a dildo in her dishwasher...

    Vibrators aren't always waterproof. But that's an awesome story.

    You should ask your girlfriend if it is. Hopefully she knows.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User
    Dildos usually are fine in the dishwasher, it depends on the materials. Vibrators should not go in the dishwasher. Waterproof means it can be fully submerged, but even if it isn't waterproof doesn't mean water will hurt it. Remove the batteries, wash with soap and water, buff to a high shine, and make sure its dry before you put batteries back in.

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  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Not the chat thread, guys.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    For the care and feeding of sex toys, this link should help:

    http://www.goodvibes.com/content.jhtml?id=Sex-Toy-Material-Cleaning

    By the way, you said in the other thread that it's hard plastic, but just in case other folks are reading this... some soft rubber or silicone blend products will be stained by soap (and silicone lube) and some porous materials don't dry quickly. The stain is harmless; the dampness (which can be a refuge for yeast or other nasty stuff) isn't.

    So if it's cheap and soft, make sure you give it enough time to try, but don't fret too much if it ends up discolored from your soap (or lube).

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 a.k.a. Nubmonger, 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    Wait...there are vibrators that aren't waterproof? Why...you know what. Nevermind.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User
    Sex toys are pretty much built to go into moist-ish areas, but fully waterproof means you could essentially turn the vibrator on and hop into the tub for some fun.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    One time i was at this chicks house and I saw a dildo in her dishwasher...

    if it's silicone (and non-electronic, so not a vibrator), this is an excellent way to clean it

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    So I just spent the last five minutes jacking off a plastic penis with hot water and hand soap

    so...

    thanks everybody! Especially feral, def bookmarking that page for future use

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  • GihgehlsGihgehls Registered User regular
    You're not supposed to use regular soap on latex or silicone toys. The folks at the Fleshlight Company recommend rubbing alcohol.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Registered User regular
    You suppose to wash your fleshlight? :oops:

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  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Casually Hardcore wrote: »
    You suppose to wash your fleshlight? :oops:

    Please be joking...

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