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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    IN A WORLD WHERE MORI IS DRUNK
    ONE MAN... IS DRUNK
    THIS DECEMBER

    MORI IS... DRUNK

    STARING MORI AS THE DRUNK
    JOKERMAN AS the winO
    AND WILL AS THE MOD WHO BANS THEM bOTH!

    JOKERMAN, WE HAVE TO EARN 8 POINTS OF INFRACTIONS EACH

    IN TWO DAYS

    OR THE PRESIDENT WILL EXPLODE


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    like this, but with drinking.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am getting kind of depressed

    do you have the SADs chu

    iunno
    don't be sad chu, it's almost christmas


    you can get chinese with no wait

    i don't have money for chinese food

    you know,

    i spend all this time in sports bars, now, trying to do this music thing, and i see all of these happy looking, well dressed young people

    some are students, some are young professionals

    out with their friends, spending money, talking on their phones, driving home in their cars

    what is wrong with you, chu

    i will feel better eventually i guess

    Organichu on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    IN A WORLD WHERE MORI IS DRUNK
    ONE MAN... IS DRUNK
    THIS DECEMBER

    MORI IS... DRUNK

    STARING MORI AS THE DRUNK
    JOKERMAN AS the winO
    AND WILL AS THE MOD WHO BANS THEM bOTH!

    JOKERMAN, WE HAVE TO EARN 8 POINTS OF INFRACTIONS EACH

    IN TWO DAYS

    OR THE PRESIDENT WILL EXPLODE

    Is this the new Tom Clancy movie?
    it doesn't pander enough to dudes who wear aviator sunglasses and masturbate to Soldier of Fortune

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    gnight folks

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nothing wrong with you chu

    you're a young man yet, you'll find your way

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i spend all this time in sports bars, now, trying to do this music thing, and i see all of these happy looking, well dressed young people

    some are students, some are young professionals

    out with their friends, spending money, talking on their phones, driving home in their cars

    what is wrong with you, chu

    i will feel better eventually i guess

    you are a neat guy, john, and smart and capable.

    your circumstances are not doing you any favors at present.

    you need to come up with a plan i guess, and follow through with it. you are still very young; go to school, get a degree, and move on. being mired in philly without clear prospects is just dragging you down.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Will's being nice and complimentary. I'm scared.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Damn, Will.

    i think you are awesome mori

    more people should have your good humor, your perception and your character

    you are a fine fellow

    Thanks, man. I know I play up some shit, so the jokes are fine, but this is still cool to hear.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope my brother can get up from Dublin. Apparently the Snow is attrocious.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you can still crash on my couch in portland chu

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    IN A WORLD WHERE MORI IS DRUNK
    ONE MAN... IS DRUNK
    THIS DECEMBER

    MORI IS... DRUNK

    STARING MORI AS THE DRUNK
    JOKERMAN AS the winO
    AND WILL AS THE MOD WHO BANS THEM bOTH!

    JOKERMAN, WE HAVE TO EARN 8 POINTS OF INFRACTIONS EACH

    IN TWO DAYS

    OR THE PRESIDENT WILL EXPLODE

    Is this the new Tom Clancy movie?
    it doesn't pander enough to dudes who wear aviator sunglasses and masturbate to Soldier of Fortune

    RUSSIA! CHINA! CUBA! SAUDI ARaBIA!

    Jokerman on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    IN A WORLD WHERE MORI IS DRUNK
    ONE MAN... IS DRUNK
    THIS DECEMBER

    MORI IS... DRUNK

    STARING MORI AS THE DRUNK
    JOKERMAN AS the winO
    AND WILL AS THE MOD WHO BANS THEM bOTH!

    JOKERMAN, WE HAVE TO EARN 8 POINTS OF INFRACTIONS EACH

    IN TWO DAYS

    OR THE PRESIDENT WILL EXPLODE

    Is this the new Tom Clancy movie?
    it doesn't pander enough to dudes who wear aviator sunglasses and masturbate to Soldier of Fortune

    RUSSIA! CHINA! CUBA! SAUDI ARaBIA!

    All these countries have one thing in common.

    They aren't America.

    Silas Brown on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Will's being nice and complimentary. I'm scared.

    i like the people here; i guess being hypercritical is kind of reflexive?

    also the link in your sig seems to have a big black-and-green dong coming up from behind his right shoulder.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    thanks y'all

    i will feel better soon i guess

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I couldn't really decide if soldier of fortune or janes was the right ref, there

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    explosion.jpg

    Silas Brown on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I couldn't really decide if soldier of fortune or janes was the right ref, there

    they both work

    my experience is that janes is the more popular choice with those dorks but soldier of fortune is more well-known

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Will's being nice and complimentary. I'm scared.

    i like the people here; i guess being hypercritical is kind of reflexive?

    also the link in your sig seems to have a big black-and-green dong coming up from behind his right shoulder.

    *sigh* now that's the Will I know. On a side note have you never held or seen a sword before?

    DeShadowC on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you cab still crash on my couch in portland chu

    you know, i'm not above accepting help from people- heck, people from this site have helped me out big time

    but i always feel like no matter how demoralizing it can be here, i'm still better off with a firm, established support system

    like what if you hate my feet and kick me out

    i'll be another portland hobo with a guitar

    Organichu on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Will's being nice and complimentary. I'm scared.

    i like the people here; i guess being hypercritical is kind of reflexive?

    also the link in your sig seems to have a big black-and-green dong coming up from behind his right shoulder.

    *sigh* now that's the Will I know. On a side note have you never held or seen a sword before?

    Link hasn't either

    Arivia on
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I <3 org

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    will owns a hanwei elite katana pro

    I have an unboxing video here somewhere...

    Senjutsu on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Will's being nice and complimentary. I'm scared.

    i like the people here; i guess being hypercritical is kind of reflexive?

    also the link in your sig seems to have a big black-and-green dong coming up from behind his right shoulder.

    *sigh* now that's the Will I know. On a side note have you never held or seen a sword before?

    i was a competitive fencer in college

    but the grips never looked like dongs

    Irond Will on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tomorrow is going to be rough.

    Last day of my contract. And then I have to scramble to figure out how to get to Idaho for the holidays. Ugh.

    Incenjucar on
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Will's being nice and complimentary. I'm scared.

    i like the people here; i guess being hypercritical is kind of reflexive?

    also the link in your sig seems to have a big black-and-green dong coming up from behind his right shoulder.

    *sigh* now that's the Will I know. On a side note have you never held or seen a sword before?

    i was a competitive fencer in college

    but the grips never looked like dongs

    Pfft fencing swords.

    @Senj I think I remember the video you're talking about.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Will certainly has held a sword before! Haven't you seen the video where he unboxes his Katana?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

    Edit: damnit senj!

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you cab still crash on my couch in portland chu

    you know, i'm not above accepting help from people- heck, people from this site have helped me out big time

    but i always feel like no matter how demoralizing it can be here, i'm still better off with a firm, established support system

    like what if you hate my feet and kick me out

    i'll be another portland hobo with a guitar

    you're clearly a nice respectful boy, chu

    I will teach you to live and love, you will teach me to kill a man and manipulate currency

    Senjutsu on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tomorrow is going to be rough.

    Last day of my contract. And then I have to scramble to figure out how to get to Idaho for the holidays. Ugh.

    prostitute hitchhike

    "will bj for boise"

    Arivia on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Will certainly has held a sword before! Haven't you seen the video where he unboxes his Katana?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

    Edit: damnit senj!

    practical makes me giggle

    Arivia on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    will owns a hanwei elite katana pro

    I have an unboxing video here somewhere...

    it has a real hamon

    real same on the grip

    traditionally forged; clay-tempered

    an elegant weapon for a simpler time

    a time when honor meant something

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that's not a sword

    somebody give me something valerie to listen to

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tomorrow is going to be rough.

    Last day of my contract. And then I have to scramble to figure out how to get to Idaho for the holidays. Ugh.

    why would you go to idaho?

    is it a nazi meetup or a mormon meetup?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tomorrow is going to be rough.

    Last day of my contract. And then I have to scramble to figure out how to get to Idaho for the holidays. Ugh.

    prostitute hitchhike

    "will bj for boise"

    Nobody would believe that. Not with my artist's fingers.

    Incenjucar on
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So I was doing some random wiki-browsing, and ended up reading about Gordias (greek dude, famous for the Gordian Knot)

    There are basically 2 pieces of info about him in that article:

    1. He was a peasant farmer who got made king because he drove his ox-cart into the city at the right time.
    2. The Gordian Knot? From this dude's ox-cart.

    I can't find a single piece of information about his actual rule. Something tells me it's along the lines of "It turns out peasant farmers make really shitty kings."

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    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    will is being nice to people

    god I pick the worst times to go to bed

    tyrannus on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    like, i can rationalize all of this

    i've run marathons, i get along swimmingly with women, i have engaging and fun conversations with friends and strangers, i like the way i look

    it's only, stupid economy and circumstances

    but occasionally i go "well, all these successful people have had problems, too... obviously they overcame"

    whatever

    i'm 23, this'll get better

    i hate when i feel this way, too, because in every other way i'm a confident, assertive person

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tomorrow is going to be rough.

    Last day of my contract. And then I have to scramble to figure out how to get to Idaho for the holidays. Ugh.

    why would you go to idaho?

    is it a nazi meetup or a mormon meetup?

    I have family out there. They are a part of a large clan of hippie woodfolk living in the backwoods. There is a nice wine bar near where they have the lawnmower races.

    It is fucking surreal.

    Incenjucar on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Damnit Tyler, stop whistling! I'm taking the plastic off my Katana!

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Tomorrow is going to be rough.

    Last day of my contract. And then I have to scramble to figure out how to get to Idaho for the holidays. Ugh.

    prostitute hitchhike

    "will bj for boise"

    Nobody would believe that. Not with my artist's fingers.
    I think you've wildly misunderstood the relationship between artists and suckin' dick

    Senjutsu on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    that's not a sword

    somebody give me something valerie to listen to

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HLY1NTe04M

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