Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Or a guy who I really don't like and don't speak to, and who talks about me all the time come up to me while I was drinking with me friends.
"Hey so we're cool right?"
Me: "Yeah whatever, I don't waste my energy on you. Don't have anything to say about me, and I don't have anything to say about you."
"Oh so why don't you accept my friend request on Facebook then?"
Me: "No."
"Whyyyyyyy???"
Me: "Because you're not my fucking friend and Facebook is not the arbiter of my social interactions."
E: Oh yeah Facebook is basically a neutral tool. It's just that the people around me who use it tend to get retarded about it. I've been much happier with it since I purged most of those people (although I hardly use it nowadays).
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I'd comment on things more if I felt like I actually had something constructive to say.
I too went to Quoth's blog. I have read and enjoyed but I wouldn't feel comfortable about making any comments simply because I don't know shit about poetry. It feels like doing the author a disservice if I can't make a comment that has more to it than ''I like it!''.
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
the thing is, this is supposed to be like a blog tour where a ton of poets go to other poets' sites and comment, so presumably these should be people that ARE comfortable commenting on poetry
but instead it's a butt hugging competition or something, i don't know
yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems
And you're only just finding this out? We do this exact thing in TWB!
In all seriousness I'd critique your poetry myself but I know fuck-all about the medium so... that would be just as helpful as all these other clowns ignoring it
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yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems
And you're only just finding this out? We do this exact thing in TWB!
In all seriousness I'd critique your poetry myself but I know fuck-all about the medium so... that would be just as helpful as all these other clowns ignoring it
what, we are totally not nice in twb, there is no circle-jerking there
yeah what seems to happen is that they are nice and then people are nice back and it's this neverending circle-jerk and meanwhile nobody is commenting on my fucking poem because i haven't sucked enough proverbial dicks yet because i can't get my fucking gag reflex to chill out and it's all i can do to run away before i start barfing all over their shitty poems
And you're only just finding this out? We do this exact thing in TWB!
In all seriousness I'd critique your poetry myself but I know fuck-all about the medium so... that would be just as helpful as all these other clowns ignoring it
what, we are totally not nice in twb, there is no circle-jerking there
I don't understand the words that you are typing
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
i have never brown-nosed in twb, i have no idea what you are talking about
when i crit something there, i do not say nice things that i do not mean
if people there are awesome that is one thing, but if they are not then i do not say they are
now you are making me feel crazy, i think i will go lie down
Having a baby establishes new neurological connections!
Seriously, it changes how your brain works which is why when some women talk about maturing and feeling smarter after having a baby maybe it's because they actually are
So keep in mind that oh god damn it if you're going to do that do it outside, there's blood and antler shards everywhere
there are all kinds of weird things about pregnancy I feel like I'm just learning about. like how your feet can get bigger. I like my shoes, I would be sad if I couldn't wear them anymore ever!
although theoretically if I were pregnant I should probably have more important concerns.
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Like pooping in front of strangers
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
there are all kinds of weird things about pregnancy I feel like I'm just learning about. like how your feet can get bigger. I like my shoes, I would be sad if I couldn't wear them anymore ever!
although theoretically if I were pregnant I should probably have more important concerns.
I'd probably have to have surgery first to repair the damage to my spine before I gained any weight.
So that's something of an issue for me.
Also the hormones involved freak me out. It's like your body is tricking you.
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but not as a replacement for a social life"
says man on internet forum
"Hey so we're cool right?"
Me: "Yeah whatever, I don't waste my energy on you. Don't have anything to say about me, and I don't have anything to say about you."
"Oh so why don't you accept my friend request on Facebook then?"
Me: "No."
"Whyyyyyyy???"
Me: "Because you're not my fucking friend and Facebook is not the arbiter of my social interactions."
E: Oh yeah Facebook is basically a neutral tool. It's just that the people around me who use it tend to get retarded about it. I've been much happier with it since I purged most of those people (although I hardly use it nowadays).
What spring does with the cherry trees.
1) keeping up with people who live far away
2) Procastinating
Send person who you don't actively hate anymore request
Send person you do hate but is popular request
What spring does with the cherry trees.
You're not the only one that thinks that way though! How can everyone be right if you're the one that is right?
A lot of people are wrong somewhere all the time
Must be embarrassing
you know i don't go no place unless there be mad sluts there
i'll be over it soon, i always get over it eventually
I have read and I have enjoyed, I did it 30 minutes ago
but i am still going to be super bitter for a little while if that's ok
I too went to Quoth's blog. I have read and enjoyed but I wouldn't feel comfortable about making any comments simply because I don't know shit about poetry. It feels like doing the author a disservice if I can't make a comment that has more to it than ''I like it!''.
but instead it's a butt hugging competition or something, i don't know
And you're only just finding this out? We do this exact thing in TWB!
In all seriousness I'd critique your poetry myself but I know fuck-all about the medium so... that would be just as helpful as all these other clowns ignoring it
what, we are totally not nice in twb, there is no circle-jerking there
fact of the forum
I don't understand the words that you are typing
when i crit something there, i do not say nice things that i do not mean
if people there are awesome that is one thing, but if they are not then i do not say they are
now you are making me feel crazy, i think i will go lie down
a buddy offered me a slot on his new blog, pretty excited
You are crazy because you are failing to recognise sarcasm
I even followed up the next sentence with "in all seriousness" just to mark the transition from falsehood to factual statement
You know, like I've done for the past four years, this is me here
So yes, go lie down
all proteins are diverted to cellular replication and none are going to my brain
brb killing a deer
It only gets worse, at least for me.
aaaah
brb killing two deer
Seriously, it changes how your brain works which is why when some women talk about maturing and feeling smarter after having a baby maybe it's because they actually are
So keep in mind that oh god damn it if you're going to do that do it outside, there's blood and antler shards everywhere
I have every intention of meeting that goal.
go get the mop
Thank you. I think with the support of my friends and the people I only sleep with casually that I can reach this goal.
I'm convinced that my mother is crying right now and has no idea why...
Fucking beauty of motherhood this and miracle of life that
Anyone got any caustic soda? This deer bile is a bitch to remove
although theoretically if I were pregnant I should probably have more important concerns.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I'd probably have to have surgery first to repair the damage to my spine before I gained any weight.
So that's something of an issue for me.
Also the hormones involved freak me out. It's like your body is tricking you.
I'm not sure your feet get that heavy!