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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know like 3 people, whose pregnancies didn't show until they went to the doctor feeling ill and bam had a baby 2 weeks later

    I get like 3 variations of that story

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ

    Were... were you one those people?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was...


    all 3

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know like 3 people, whose pregnancies didn't show until they went to the doctor feeling ill and bam had a baby 2 weeks later

    I get like 3 variations of that story

    I've heard of these things too, and I'm confused how that happens.

    I mean, how can you not notice skipping certain things? And how can you not notice your bump?

    I dunno.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    some women actually bleed during pregnancy at the same time they would normally have a period

    it's usually much lighter and not the right color but it happens

    and, you know... dumb people are dumb

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know like 3 people, whose pregnancies didn't show until they went to the doctor feeling ill and bam had a baby 2 weeks later

    I get like 3 variations of that story

    I've heard of these things too, and I'm confused how that happens.

    I mean, how can you not notice skipping certain things? And how can you not notice your bump?

    I dunno.

    It does seem a tad baffling

    I mean, who has morning sickness and passes it off as just feeling drained, or who dismisses a baby bump as holiday weight

    Lots of people, apparently

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know like 3 people, whose pregnancies didn't show until they went to the doctor feeling ill and bam had a baby 2 weeks later

    I get like 3 variations of that story

    I've heard of these things too, and I'm confused how that happens.

    I mean, how can you not notice skipping certain things? And how can you not notice your bump?

    I dunno.

    The scariest part of these stories is what if the person was a bit of a drinker, drug user, or hot tub & roller coaster enthusiast.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    some women actually bleed during pregnancy at the same time they would normally have a period

    it's usually much lighter and not the right color but it happens

    and, you know... dumb people are dumb

    Hm, that's true I forget some women can still bleed during.


    But I think you summed it up pretty good... people are dumb.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    also not everyone gets morning sickness, or gains much weight

    so if you assume some idiot is still bleeding, doesn't get sick and maybe puts on ten pounds, it becomes less insane and more merely scary

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My mother had to be hospitalized during all of her pregnancies because she would get so terribly sick.

    My oldest sister's second pregnancy was similar to my mother's in that regard.

    Ugh. Craziness.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    The scariest part of these stories is what if the person was a bit of a drinker, drug user, or hot tub & roller coaster enthusiast.

    My cousin turned out fine, thank god, even though his mother smoked and drinked for ages during the pregnancy because she didn't know D:

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know like 3 people, whose pregnancies didn't show until they went to the doctor feeling ill and bam had a baby 2 weeks later

    I get like 3 variations of that story

    I've heard of these things too, and I'm confused how that happens.

    I mean, how can you not notice skipping certain things? And how can you not notice your bump?

    I dunno.

    Seriously! I didn't think I was incredibly in tune with my body but I figured out something was off a week before my period would have been. And I was religiously taking the pill.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This page makes me sorta glad to be a guy.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    Maybe that's because of your technique?

    You can't just go up to a woman and demand nudity.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ahh! Never getting pregnant. Never never never.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    also not everyone gets morning sickness, or gains much weight

    so if you assume some idiot is still bleeding, doesn't get sick and maybe puts on ten pounds, it becomes less insane and more merely scary
    tastypastry wrote: »

    Seriously! I didn't think I was incredibly in tune with my body but I figured out something was off a week before my period would have been. And I was religiously taking the pill.

    this is scary!

    going to start taking pregnancy tests every month

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    We they... large girls?


    @Sassori: Damn, I heard people can have really bad side-effects.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what good is tumblr

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    nope

    one who was my sisters friend is minute

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    Maybe that's because of your technique?

    You can't just go up to a woman and demand nudity.

    Wait...You can't?!

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    HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The only case I've ever seen of this involved a substantially heavy woman.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    We they... large girls?


    @Sassori: Damn, I heard people can have really bad side-effects.

    My mother had 13 pregnancies and only 3 successful deliveries.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    Maybe that's because of your technique?

    You can't just go up to a woman and demand nudity.

    yes but if you claim you are from the government...

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    nope

    one who was my sisters friend is minute

    How strange!

    But babies can come out pretty tiny sometimes I guess.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    @Sassorie: God, that sounds horrible. How did your mother cope?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    We they... large girls?


    @Sassori: Damn, I heard people can have really bad side-effects.

    My mother had 13 pregnancies and only 3 successful deliveries.

    Oh, that's awful :(

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    One of my friends is a smaller girl but didn't show very much. She is medium height but has a long torso. I'm not very tall and my legs are long for my height so baby had nowhere to go but out.

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    Maybe that's because of your technique?

    You can't just go up to a woman and demand nudity.

    yes but if you claim you are from the government...

    "Excuse me ma'am but Im a licensed boob inspector."

    Works every. time.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I want twins. Bang out two kids in one shot and be done.

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    We they... large girls?


    @Sassori: Damn, I heard people can have really bad side-effects.

    My mother had 13 pregnancies and only 3 successful deliveries.

    Aw, that is so sad. :(

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i wanted secret twins so badly

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm honestly not sure how she's managed with the crap that has happened to her. Her depression is (understandably) pretty severe.

    I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable about it :shrugs:
    But it's something I can't help but think about when ever the topic comes up.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    tastypastry wrote: »
    One of my friends is a smaller girl but didn't show very much. She is medium height but has a long torso. I'm not very tall and my legs are long for my height so baby had nowhere to go but out.

    I think that's how it'd be with me.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    We they... large girls?


    @Sassori: Damn, I heard people can have really bad side-effects.

    My mother had 13 pregnancies and only 3 successful deliveries.

    :(

    Mine had three or four failed pregnancies before she had me and my sister

    I can't fathom how horrible it must be

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sbLHbxq3i0

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't much enjoy being a twin. But I hear that other people like it a lot.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    most twins are psychic murderers in my experience

    of watching tv

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    I want twins. Bang out two kids in one shot and be done.

    Oh man, at every ultrasound, langly hoped we would find a secret twin in there...I do not know what I would do with twins. One baby is a lot to take care of alone most of the time.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I know in the case of the stories I know, the girls were not showing

    We they... large girls?


    @Sassori: Damn, I heard people can have really bad side-effects.

    My mother had 13 pregnancies and only 3 successful deliveries.

    :(

    Mine had three or four failed pregnancies before she had me and my sister

    I can't fathom how horrible it must be


    They kept trying because they wanted to have a boy and already had my two older sisters.

    Eventually they did manage to have one...and me.

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