New Comic Thread, Friday 1/7/11

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The Globfather, Part Three

Weaver

By this point the joke is old. Old like the pile of fruit left to rot on your countertop when you went on vacation. The fruit that was never there to be eaten, only purchased and brought home as a decoration.

Dichotomy

nope, still funny

ThreadbareSock

WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WAZZLE!

Ledneh

Oh lord that is disgusting D:

exist

copyright matt groening 1945

oddbill

100% Organic! (shudder)

Fiz

Weaver wrote: »

By this point the joke is old. Old like the pile of fruit left to rot on your countertop when you went on vacation. The fruit that was never there to be eaten, only purchased and brought home as a decoration.

Fortunately, there are only two more comics in this little story. Then we're getting a series of comics about Gabe's son bringing home a stray dog that turns out to be Wishbone and it starts up some old shit,

Barcardi

So this is what a cancerous tumor tastes like.

Andrew Ryan

So he's like the Dr. Manhattan of fruit slurries.

The Geek

Delightful.

VALVEjunkie

ThreadbareSock wrote: »

WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WAZZLE!

:^:

Campion

I was hoping this would go in another direction. Still good!

Sars_Boy

Perfect.

OremLK

Oh... my.

Tonkka

It had to come to this.

It had to.

Karl

Ledneh wrote: »

Oh lord that is disgusting D:

This. A million times this.

Iskander

oh my god...

RoyceSraphim

Mein Gott!

SabreMau

GSM wrote: »

Predicting Pepsico contacts PA and asks them to be official sponsors and/or place ads on the site.
Heaven knows how many people here are going to end up buying this product at least once because of these comics.

Jishian

I like the cultist's pepsi medallions!

Honk

Gooood daaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnn

Kevin Crist

Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

Blake T

Fiz wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

By this point the joke is old. Old like the pile of fruit left to rot on your countertop when you went on vacation. The fruit that was never there to be eaten, only purchased and brought home as a decoration.

Fortunately, there are only two more comics in this little story. Then we're getting a series of comics about Gabe's son bringing home a stray dog that turns out to be Wishbone and it starts up some old shit,

Fiz if you are lying I will be upset.

Henroid

This is so gross. D:

DekuStick

Reminds me of the guy who has a skittles tree growing out of him.

Bacon-BuTTy

It's still funny as long as you remember that this was all sparked by disposable advertising jargon that Tycho found amusing.

It's an incredibly elaborate "You're dumb and make dumb products"

Lagnar

Alright this is pretty great.

Burden of Proof

Kevin Crist wrote: »

Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

:^:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Kevin Crist wrote: »

Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

This is amazing.

SalmonOfDoubt

oh man that is nasty

Hunter

This whole time I thought they were purposefully being outrageous with wording for the sake of parody in the comic. Then I searched for this product and found a press release from Pepsico. This truly is the end of language as we know it. Also, the comic has tainted any chance of me trying one of these things without barfing.

Ms. Nooyi [Pepsi's CEO] has said she wants to build the nutrition business to $30 billion from $10 billion by 2020.

We see the emerging opportunity to ‘snackify’ beverages and ‘drinkify’ snacks as the next frontier in food and beverage convenience,” Ms. Nooyi said.

That being said, if this gets popular I'm investing in Pepsico. Damn...20 billion dollars in growth in 10 years ain't bad.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204467204576047900383643010.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTWhatsNewsCollection

Josiah_9

Slurms McKenzie is just to tired, he doesn't want to party any more.

Butler

It's these tamarinds. They're muddling things up.

darleysam

This comic is magnificent.

kingworks

Oh, I get it.

The disgust we feel from the comic is the disgust Tycho feels for the abhorrent lingo associated with this product.

Darkewolfe

This comic is pretty funny. It's the same funny as the last two, but still funny. I think they should have found a way to minimize everything to just one comic about the topic.

Langly

I enjoy the progression here

anonymousx

Crunchner is missing his beard.

Delzhand

SabreMau wrote: »

GSM wrote: »

Predicting Pepsico contacts PA and asks them to be official sponsors and/or place ads on the site.
Heaven knows how many people here are going to end up buying this product at least once because of these comics.

Maybe, they've pretty much guaranteed I'll never buy this product. I mean, I know it isn't literally the fruit of a horrible pustule, but I don't know if I can drink it without thinking it.

Jimothy

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Kevin Crist wrote: »

Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

This is amazing.

I need to share this with everyone now.