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facetiousfacetious a wit so dryit shits sandRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Singularity Engine++
The Globfather, Part Three

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facetious on
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
Real strong, facetious.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    By this point the joke is old. Old like the pile of fruit left to rot on your countertop when you went on vacation. The fruit that was never there to be eaten, only purchased and brought home as a decoration.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    nope, still funny

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WAZZLE!

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh lord that is disgusting D:

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    copyright matt groening 1945

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  • oddbilloddbill Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    100% Organic! (shudder)

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    By this point the joke is old. Old like the pile of fruit left to rot on your countertop when you went on vacation. The fruit that was never there to be eaten, only purchased and brought home as a decoration.

    Fortunately, there are only two more comics in this little story. Then we're getting a series of comics about Gabe's son bringing home a stray dog that turns out to be Wishbone and it starts up some old shit,

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So this is what a cancerous tumor tastes like.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So he's like the Dr. Manhattan of fruit slurries.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Delightful.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WAZZLE!

    :^:

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was hoping this would go in another direction. Still good!

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Perfect.

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh... my.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It had to come to this.

    It had to.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Oh lord that is disgusting D:

    This. A million times this.

    Spoiler:
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh my god...

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GSM wrote: »
    Predicting Pepsico contacts PA and asks them to be official sponsors and/or place ads on the site.
    Heaven knows how many people here are going to end up buying this product at least once because of these comics.

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  • JishianJishian ◥▶◀◤ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I like the cultist's pepsi medallions!

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Gooood daaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnn

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the Devil hit his knees and say the Our Father. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fiz wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    By this point the joke is old. Old like the pile of fruit left to rot on your countertop when you went on vacation. The fruit that was never there to be eaten, only purchased and brought home as a decoration.

    Fortunately, there are only two more comics in this little story. Then we're getting a series of comics about Gabe's son bringing home a stray dog that turns out to be Wishbone and it starts up some old shit,

    Fiz if you are lying I will be upset.

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This is so gross. D:

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  • DekuStickDekuStick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reminds me of the guy who has a skittles tree growing out of him.

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It's still funny as long as you remember that this was all sparked by disposable advertising jargon that Tycho found amusing.

    It's an incredibly elaborate "You're dumb and make dumb products"

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  • LagnarLagnar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Alright this is pretty great.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

    :^:

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

    This is amazing.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh man that is nasty

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    Spoiler:
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This whole time I thought they were purposefully being outrageous with wording for the sake of parody in the comic. Then I searched for this product and found a press release from Pepsico. This truly is the end of language as we know it. Also, the comic has tainted any chance of me trying one of these things without barfing.
    Ms. Nooyi [Pepsi's CEO] has said she wants to build the nutrition business to $30 billion from $10 billion by 2020.

    We see the emerging opportunity to ‘snackify’ beverages and ‘drinkify’ snacks as the next frontier in food and beverage convenience,” Ms. Nooyi said.

    That being said, if this gets popular I'm investing in Pepsico. Damn...20 billion dollars in growth in 10 years ain't bad.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Slurms McKenzie is just to tired, he doesn't want to party any more.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It's these tamarinds. They're muddling things up.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This comic is magnificent.

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh, I get it.

    The disgust we feel from the comic is the disgust Tycho feels for the abhorrent lingo associated with this product.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This comic is pretty funny. It's the same funny as the last two, but still funny. I think they should have found a way to minimize everything to just one comic about the topic.

    "Well, look at this. Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What's that make us?"
    "Big Damn Heroes, Sir."
    "Ain't we just."
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I enjoy the progression here

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  • anonymousxanonymousx Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Crunchner is missing his beard.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SabreMau wrote: »
    GSM wrote: »
    Predicting Pepsico contacts PA and asks them to be official sponsors and/or place ads on the site.
    Heaven knows how many people here are going to end up buying this product at least once because of these comics.

    Maybe, they've pretty much guaranteed I'll never buy this product. I mean, I know it isn't literally the fruit of a horrible pustule, but I don't know if I can drink it without thinking it.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Reminds me of this comic. (linked for huge)

    This is amazing.

    I need to share this with everyone now.

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