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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    sigedine sigdane

    I was thinking of this exact joke earlier but I could not make it work

    damn you chu

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    I want SiG to headbutt somebody in the chest on her first day at soccer. Show them you mean business.

    headbutt the biggest person there

    kiss them on the mouth while they're dazed, and glare at everyone watching

    you need to assert dominance

    Make sure you don't break eye contact. Be the alpha male.

    And if that doesn't work, eat their hearts to gain their strength.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    DON'T PISS ME OFF

    RED CARDS DON'T SCARE ME

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    sigedine sigdane

    Combo coffee and exhaustion made me laugh genuinely at this. Hi5

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I want SiG to headbutt somebody in the chest on her first day at soccer. Show them you mean business.

    headbutt the biggest person there

    kiss them on the mouth while they're dazed, and glare at everyone watching

    you need to assert dominance

    man I am seriously going to be pissed if there are no cute boys there

    oh god what if it's like all 40 year olds

    oh lord

    40 year old manchildren who offer to take you home with them so they can show you their collection of Cardcaptor Sakura figurines

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    DON'T PISS ME OFF

    RED CARDS DON'T SCARE ME

    SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6vHOR8lzTg

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    nooooooooo

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I want SiG to headbutt somebody in the chest on her first day at soccer. Show them you mean business.

    headbutt the biggest person there

    kiss them on the mouth while they're dazed, and glare at everyone watching

    you need to assert dominance

    man I am seriously going to be pissed if there are no cute boys there

    oh god what if it's like all 40 year olds

    oh lord


    40 year old manchildren who offer to take you home with them so they can show you their collection of Cardcaptor Sakura figurines

    Yo cardcaptor sakura ain't no joke.

    That shit is for life.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »

    i could dig up a dozen posts (at least) where you're snide and dismissive about americans.

    Well, I'm trying to change.

    we must make a blood contract

    I.. why?

    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Except they don't really have a common culture, language or ethnic origin. They have a short lived shared history. They had 30 years as a country before the civil war broke out. Before that they were two countries. That short a shared history doesn't a country make. They aren't a nation.

    And while having ideals is fine, poorly implemented ideals can be even more harmful in the long run. And the ideal of anti-intervention in Africa simply strikes me as Europeans dodging the responsibility for their actions. So I hold it in a fairly high degree of disdain. And as to my tone, normally I would apologize, but for you I make an exception.

    You're making it sound like all of Europe is responsible for the situation in Africa. Swedish, take no responsibility, remain neutral. Although that's a shit view, so I don't hold it.

    But I'll just drop it because I have little to say in this discussion and a poor understanding of the topic. It just started with an offhand remark that I thought it was pretty dumb to immediately hold the opinion of "olol, america should run in guns a-blazing" to solve the issue.

    Except Sweden had colonies in Africa. The Swedish Gold Coast and Cape Coast come to mind. Cape Coast was one of the primary ports supporting the slave trade. The same goes for Swedish holdings in the Caribbean like Saint Barthélemy which was one of the major stops on the Middle Passage. I understand Sweden has a long history, and every country tends to gloss over the negatives, but yes Sweden bears some responsibility. And if not us then who?

    I think most people sort of work with the framework of the Berlin Congress/ Scramble For Africa for colonial powers and responsibility, so I can see why a lot of the older, historic powers from Europe or the Middle East sort of get ignored.

    Oh I understand, it's just a grumpy sore point with me. The whole "American intervention is awful!" idea just annoys me to no end because it's usually delivered with a degree of smug. I mean our record is pretty bad but we haven't even caught up to the Belgians when it comes to fucking shit up.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you know what must be the creepiest job ever? being the person who sculpts the vulva and nipples on anime figurines with removable clothing

    edit: I wonder if it's one person who does an entire figure or if they like have a girlbits specialist "okay, almost done? excellent, let ted at it, he knows the right techniques to make her look permanently aroused"

    edit2: even if cardcaptor sakura is for life, it is not for proper quoting

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    It's such a terrible idea.

    hey, it would be great if someone else would step up. I would like it to be NATO but they seem to be casting about for a new mission statement at the moment.

    but, you know, this "it's a terrible idea" - this is wildly simplistic. was it a terrible idea for us to intervene in the balkans and kosovo? is it terrible for us to protect the interests of not just US, but many nations' shipping in a part of the world where people are routinely moving weapons and fissile material and christ knows what else? the nations of the world with the ability to project force and maintain order are going to do so, and should. they just need to do it competently.

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So is Amnesia any good?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have to go to the town the soccer place is in earlier to pick up a UPS package

    then I will have like 7 hours to kill in suburbia hell

    I should hit up the library first

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I want SiG to headbutt somebody in the chest on her first day at soccer. Show them you mean business.

    headbutt the biggest person there

    kiss them on the mouth while they're dazed, and glare at everyone watching

    you need to assert dominance

    man I am seriously going to be pissed if there are no cute boys there

    oh god what if it's like all 40 year olds

    oh lord

    you drive up

    there are 14 men on the field, ranging from 38 to 51 years old

    all of them have a paunch and sport a rare trace of the hair they once had

    suddenly they look down at their short shorts and turn around in shame

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    So is Amnesia any good?

    yes.

    I should go play more than half an hour of it but it is creepy as fuck.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    watching rio bravo

    hot cowboys!

    oooh excellent choice, I love that movie.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    you know what must be the creepiest job ever? being the person who sculpts the vulva and nipples on anime figurines with removable clothing

    edit: I wonder if it's one person who does an entire figure or if they like have a girlbits specialist "okay, almost done? excellent, let ted at it, he knows the right techniques to make her look permanently aroused"

    edit2: even if cardcaptor sakura is for life, it is not for proper quoting

    Fuck you I'm so tired right now, okay? I fixed it and everything :(

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I want SiG to headbutt somebody in the chest on her first day at soccer. Show them you mean business.

    headbutt the biggest person there

    kiss them on the mouth while they're dazed, and glare at everyone watching

    you need to assert dominance

    man I am seriously going to be pissed if there are no cute boys there

    oh god what if it's like all 40 year olds

    oh lord

    Man, creeping on Ricky Nelson, dismissing 40 year olds...you're developing the eye of the Cougar. :)

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    watching rio bravo

    hot cowboys!

    oooh excellent choice, I love that movie.

    The first scene with Dean Martin is just heart breaking.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    you know what must be the creepiest job ever? being the person who sculpts the vulva and nipples on anime figurines with removable clothing

    edit: I wonder if it's one person who does an entire figure or if they like have a girlbits specialist "okay, almost done? excellent, let ted at it, he knows the right techniques to make her look permanently aroused"

    edit2: even if cardcaptor sakura is for life, it is not for proper quoting

    Fuck you I'm so tired right now, okay? I fixed it and everything :(

    Oh I just like kicking people while they're down, preferably with stiletto heels on *hugs*

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Right, time to head out.

    Later, [chat].

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    you know what must be the creepiest job ever? being the person who sculpts the vulva and nipples on anime figurines with removable clothing

    edit: I wonder if it's one person who does an entire figure or if they like have a girlbits specialist "okay, almost done? excellent, let ted at it, he knows the right techniques to make her look permanently aroused"

    edit2: even if cardcaptor sakura is for life, it is not for proper quoting

    Fuck you I'm so tired right now, okay? I fixed it and everything :(

    Oh I just like kicking people while they're down, preferably with stiletto heels on *hugs*

    I'm just super crabby and tired.

    I'm springing for the first time in my life and getting a massage tomorrow. I promise I will be less sixteen year old girl soon.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    massages are the best

    gimme

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    room mostly cleaned

    I need another bookshelf

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    watching rio bravo

    hot cowboys!

    oooh excellent choice, I love that movie.

    The first scene with Dean Martin is just heart breaking.

    it really is. and he completely sells it, and it makes everything that comes later that much more satisfying.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    you know what must be the creepiest job ever? being the person who sculpts the vulva and nipples on anime figurines with removable clothing

    edit: I wonder if it's one person who does an entire figure or if they like have a girlbits specialist "okay, almost done? excellent, let ted at it, he knows the right techniques to make her look permanently aroused"

    edit2: even if cardcaptor sakura is for life, it is not for proper quoting

    Fuck you I'm so tired right now, okay? I fixed it and everything :(

    Oh I just like kicking people while they're down, preferably with stiletto heels on *hugs*

    I'm just super crabby and tired.

    I'm springing for the first time in my life and getting a massage tomorrow. I promise I will be less sixteen year old girl soon.

    your first massage is very sixteen year old girl

    I need to get one too, actually

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    massages are the best

    gimme

    I'm really excited. I got some kind of deal on it and I haven't been able to wake up without a headache and a stiff neck/upper back for about 5 months.

    It's long overdue and this week just kind of pushed me over the edge.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    when is dean martin's scene

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    watching rio bravo

    hot cowboys!

    oooh excellent choice, I love that movie.

    The first scene with Dean Martin is just heart breaking.

    it really is. and he completely sells it, and it makes everything that comes later that much more satisfying.

    Yep, when the scene in my sig rolls around, you can see his self-respect just starting to fill him even though he's shaky.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    i'm kind of nervous about sleeping

    laying down is going to make my sinuses even worse

    i can hardly breathe as it is

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm kind of nervous about sleeping

    laying down is going to make my sinuses even worse

    i can hardly breathe as it is

    did you drink some tea or take something or something?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    i give fucking fantastic massage

    i worked with this guy who was going to school for it and I paid him thirty bucks a week to work my back and he taught me some tricks. also I am not afraid to really crunch a girl when she needs it.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    when is dean martin's scene

    There's really two big ones for him. The first is the opening in the bar, when the man throws the dollar in the spitoon. And the second is when he shoots the first hired gun which is really a redemption for him.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    i give fucking fantastic massage

    i worked with this guy who was going to school for it and I paid him thirty bucks a week to work my back and he taught me some tricks. also I am not afraid to really crunch a girl when she needs it.

    you just bench press her

    use your body mind to work her over, inside and out

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    i give fucking fantastic massage

    i worked with this guy who was going to school for it and I paid him thirty bucks a week to work my back and he taught me some tricks. also I am not afraid to really crunch a girl when she needs it.

    :winky::winky::winky::winky::winky:

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    haha I love this lady like

    search me sheriff!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    i give fucking fantastic massage

    i worked with this guy who was going to school for it and I paid him thirty bucks a week to work my back and he taught me some tricks. also I am not afraid to really crunch a girl when she needs it.

    you just bench press her

    use your body mind to work her over, inside and out

    then I write HERO OF THE BEACH on the headboard

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Alright I'm totally exhausted and fried and I better get out of work while I still can.

    I'll talk to you when I'm less whiny, [chat]. Thank you for tolerating me.

    Good luck at soccer, SiG. Hope you meet some cute boys.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm kind of nervous about sleeping

    laying down is going to make my sinuses even worse

    i can hardly breathe as it is

    did you drink some tea or take something or something?

    i took some pseudo

    and ate some spicy stuff

    i can't do the saltwater thing- i will vomit everywhere

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    (whether or not somalia is a single nation is irrelevant because you were arguing about the concept of state, not nation)

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