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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »

    god

    first david hasslehoff and now this

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Mim wrote: »
    From the last [chat]
    Arivia wrote:
    also I really need to expand my Anais Nin collection

    hell I need to read my Anais Nin collection

    Anais Nin is scary sometimes. I read two of her short stories in "Delta of Venus" and I was like "THIS ISN'T SEXY AT ALL"

    It might not be sexy right then but it sure is awesome

    she had a gorgeous way with words

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I can't say that I'm bothered much by etheral werewolves

    but I have some trouble shaking the childhood habit of assuming that things know what I say to and think about them and can and will get offended if I think or say the wrong thing

    Like, inanimate things?

    yes

    everything

    it is why all my pcs are so bad

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    He was such a little mite when he came to check me out a year ago. So cute! He curled up under the desk, brushed up against my leg and I thought it was my cat until I looked and at first didn't see anyone there. But I knew someone was there. So I said: "Who's that?! Who is that?!" In a fun, teasing way and got the most adorable impression of these big yellow eyes - definitely not cat eyes! - looking up at me. So I just smiled and let them be because I figured whomever it was meant me no harm. Then the next morning I got the news that I had been chosen! And so he came to me! And, oi! The aches in my hips and legs!

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "whomever" god damn hypercorrection

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    so sometimes I think "fucking cunt-bike gears, work, damnit" and then I immediately go no, wait, shit, I didn't mean that NO I DID THE BIKE CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS AND WOULD NOT CARE IF IT COULD

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Gooey wrote: »

    read the reviews. and yeah, blue jeans cable is pretty great. monster is for suckahs

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LaOs, you still here? Did you mean East?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    so sometimes I think "fucking cunt-bike gears, work, damnit" and then I immediately go no, wait, shit, I didn't mean that NO I DID THE BIKE CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS AND WOULD NOT CARE IF IT COULD

    I used to do things very similar, generally in regards to technology and whatnot. Like, if my PC was mucking up I'd try to like...project an emotion of patience and calm into it, or something. Just something I grew out of though I guess, never really made a conscious decision to stop it. Like, if there was anything I'd get that way about right now I figure it would be my sword but it's like "Nah, that's just a hunk of shaped metal."

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious .... you're ... hurting me ...

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    so sometimes I think "fucking cunt-bike gears, work, damnit" and then I immediately go no, wait, shit, I didn't mean that NO I DID THE BIKE CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS AND WOULD NOT CARE IF IT COULD

    I used to do things very similar, generally in regards to technology and whatnot. Like, if my PC was mucking up I'd try to like...project an emotion of patience and calm into it, or something. Just something I grew out of though I guess, never really made a conscious decision to stop it. Like, if there was anything I'd get that way about right now I figure it would be my sword but it's like "Nah, that's just a hunk of shaped metal."

    yeah it's not actually something I really do

    but I do laugh at myself the rare occasions when my mind goes all NO DON'T UPSET THE BOAT SPIRIT IT'LL KILL YOU

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why can't I stop watching "Dear Wizard, Reader People?"

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man Tosh really pushed the rape envelope with the season premiere last night

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ludious .... you're ... hurting me ...

    this is the internet

    you should be beyond pain by now

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I usually project malicious intent to most things because I have a tenuous grasp on reality and paranoid tendencies

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ludious .... you're ... hurting me ...

    this is the internet

    you should be beyond pain by now

    But....but....

    half of chat is people bitching about how much their life sucks.

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    From the last [chat]
    Arivia wrote:
    also I really need to expand my Anais Nin collection

    hell I need to read my Anais Nin collection

    Anais Nin is scary sometimes. I read two of her short stories in "Delta of Venus" and I was like "THIS ISN'T SEXY AT ALL"

    It might not be sexy right then but it sure is awesome

    she had a gorgeous way with words

    She scared me with the knife story and the school boys being lost in the jungle and what they did to the boy closest to looking female.

    barring that, its hot.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ludious .... you're ... hurting me ...

    this is the internet

    you should be beyond pain by now

    But....but....

    half of chat is people bitching about how much their life sucks.

    Part of the fun.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    A lady, who was using my cell phone, once pulled a big fuck off kitchen knife out of her purse. Luckily it was not me, but the person on the other end of the phone she was enraged at, and she began stabbing furious at the air in mock violence.

    It is on that day that I made a policy to not lend cute strangers my phone.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hope the furniture people will arrive rather sooner than later tomorrow morning. Otherwise I will have to take a day off.

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

    look over what?

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh look

    coital bjork is back

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »

    For some peculiar reason that video is broke for me.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You're doing it wrong, Ludious. You need to savor each piece of terror, not flood the thread with a bunch.

    This Creepy Hollows site is brilliant!

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

    Yeah could someone look over this? It'll be nice. Can't do it myself, since I'm a player.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

    look over what?

    The campaign plot I've written up so far.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

    Yeah could someone look over this? It'll be nice. Can't do it myself, since I'm a player.

    Why hasn't anybody looked this over yet?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Well I'm glad spirit keeping isn't too hard.

    So I keep a box of donut holes in the office. Not very healthy but so tasty.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

    Yeah could someone look over this? It'll be nice. Can't do it myself, since I'm a player.

    Why hasn't anybody looked this over yet?

    You expect the guy in the $3,000 dollar suit to look over this? Come on!

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm so jealous. These guys make money "conjuring and shipping" spirits. I bet that's an impossible niche to break into once it has already been filled.

    I need to master the art of nerd bullshit!

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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Joys in testing, part 223887448576

    Test1: 'So apparently report is not populating correctly'
    Me: 'Define correctly please'
    Test1: 'The account number is not populating'
    Me: 'Sounds like they've done some code porting and probably overwritten where it should be looking for an account. Log a defect so they'll correct it'
    Test1: 'Is this something you do?'
    Me: 'Log your defects? No, it wouldn't be right of me to do that.'
    Test1: 'So I should log a defect?'
    Me: pauses for a bit
    Me: 'Well, I suppose you could sacrifice a goat and see if it reaches development that way.'
    Test1: 'I no follow.'
    Me: 'Exactly. log a defect.'
    Test1: 'I should log defect about goat sacrifice?'
    Me: 'Seriously, the defect you found, YOU log a defect on.'

    couple of minutes go by...

    Test1: 'So you will log defect or I should?'


    WHAT PART OF ENGLISH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, MOTHERFUCKER!? WARGLEBARGLERAGEON.

    Seriously, its been 6 months and you are asking if someone else to log a defect you found and should already be logging yourself? Jesus H Christ on a pink poggy stick in a bunny outfit.

    Afternoon [chat], I'm hungry, lets do lunch.

    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Seriously, it would be nice if someone could look this over and point out any problems.

    Yeah could someone look over this? It'll be nice. Can't do it myself, since I'm a player.

    Why hasn't anybody looked this over yet?

    Because when I asked in [chat] last time people just used the opportunity to make ghost jokes.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »

    read the reviews. and yeah, blue jeans cable is pretty great. monster is for suckahs

    Engadget said it best: friends don't let friends buy Monster.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum
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