I'm watching a series of youtube videos chronicling someone beating I Wanna Be The Guy in impossible mode.
It's kind of like porn: I know that watching it is the closest I'll ever come to fucking the girl in the video. Watching these vids is the closest I'll ever come to beating I Wanna Be The Guy on impossible mode. Or very hard mode. Or hard mode. Or medium.
I'm watching a series of youtube videos chronicling someone beating I Wanna Be The Guy in impossible mode.
It's kind of like porn: I know that watching it is the closest I'll ever come to fucking the girl in the video. Watching these vids is the closest I'll ever come to beating I Wanna Be The Guy on impossible mode. Or very hard mode. Or hard mode. Or medium.
I'm watching a series of youtube videos chronicling someone beating I Wanna Be The Guy in impossible mode.
It's kind of like porn: I know that watching it is the closest I'll ever come to fucking the girl in the video. Watching these vids is the closest I'll ever come to beating I Wanna Be The Guy on impossible mode. Or very hard mode. Or hard mode. Or medium.
Lady Gaga is just pop, which, ya know... whatevs. But Kesha... it's like... it's like... do you know what a fistula is? Yeah, the musical equiv of that.
wake up in the morning and my breath ain't pretty
nobody's gonna kiss me if my mouth smells shitty
so I always brush my teeth before I start on the jack
sure my drinking's out of hand but I'm controlling my plaque
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oh how i didn't miss you
ugh
stoichiometry problems are one of the many reasons I switched my major out of biochem
Where are you going?
To the airport.
He just said.
So you'll be in the air in, what, 7 hours?
holding out hope for rogues though
i would, actually, but it's not like it really matters
Yep, so I can get some proper water pressure.
It's kind of like porn: I know that watching it is the closest I'll ever come to fucking the girl in the video. Watching these vids is the closest I'll ever come to beating I Wanna Be The Guy on impossible mode. Or very hard mode. Or hard mode. Or medium.
I hate those things
why don't hippies want me to get shampoo out of my hair
I don't understand masochists.
hippies don't wash their hair
I actually really like her.
*shrug*
so bassy
End up tearing out half your hair clawing at your head trying to get the soap out.
touché
Pain is life.
All that means is that you hate music.
Ke$ha, please
awesome sing-along music, very catchy shit
The inventor:
Throw them in the air.
I don't know whether to red or lime this.
Lady Gaga is just pop, which, ya know... whatevs. But Kesha... it's like... it's like... do you know what a fistula is? Yeah, the musical equiv of that.
nobody's gonna kiss me if my mouth smells shitty
so I always brush my teeth before I start on the jack
sure my drinking's out of hand but I'm controlling my plaque
ratatat-tat on your dumb dumb drum the beat's so fat gonna make me cum um um
do not doubt this