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No[Chat]Turne: A thread in memory

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm going to be a snob snob. I'll only be snobby about the different kind of snobs and how bad they are at being snobby about what they're snobby about.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well you have a chip on your shoulder about this, but it's still not good

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well you have a chip on your shoulder about this, but it's still not good
    No, it is good. I mean, actually quantifiably good. Won awards good. What it isn't is pretentious.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    these sandals are really starting to stink

    I should replace them

    and maybe make some more sausages

    Spoiler:
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    back from two-year-old nephews incredibly boring birthday party

    the only highlight was this bizarre present my parents got him

    it was a talking dumptruck that talked and dumped by rearing back on its hind wheels

    and then it would thrust three times

    like dumptruck doggy style

    I only just resisted the urge to call it a humptruck

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    edited January 2011
    JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST

    I am hungry again. STUPID FUCKING STOMACH, STFU, I NEED TO DO STUFF OTHER THAN EATING.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    back from two-year-old nephews incredibly boring birthday party

    the only highlight was this bizarre present my parents got him

    it was a talking dumptruck that talked and dumped by rearing back on its hind wheels

    and then it would thrust three times

    like dumptruck doggy style

    I only just resisted the urge to call it a humptruck
    Dumps like a... truck, truck, truck?

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It's pretty good.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST

    I am hungry again. STUPID FUCKING STOMACH, STFU, I NEED TO DO STUFF OTHER THAN EATING.

    no u

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wanted to put a car under it

    just to see what it'd look like

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    edited January 2011
    DANISH PASTRY STATUS: CONSUMED.

    Consume more food: y/n?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    I wanted to put a car under it

    just to see what it'd look like
    Then 9 months later...
    Spoiler:

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    back from two-year-old nephews incredibly boring birthday party

    the only highlight was this bizarre present my parents got him

    it was a talking dumptruck that talked and dumped by rearing back on its hind wheels

    and then it would thrust three times

    like dumptruck doggy style

    I only just resisted the urge to call it a humptruck

    ahahaha

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well you have a chip on your shoulder about this, but it's still not good
    No, it is good. I mean, actually quantifiably good. Won awards good. What it isn't is pretentious.

    just because something wins awards it doesn't mean it's a pillar of good taste and refined flavor for all time. charles shaw is extremely inconsistent in my experience and well not that good. I will say that taste for dollar it's one of the best wines out there, but if I'm having a nice evening with someone I'll spend 10-15 dollars. If I'm get schammered then chuck is one of the most cost efficient ways to do it.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well you have a chip on your shoulder about this, but it's still not good
    No, it is good. I mean, actually quantifiably good. Won awards good. What it isn't is pretentious.

    just because something wins awards it doesn't mean it's a pillar of good taste and refined flavor for all time. charles shaw is extremely inconsistent in my experience and well not that good. I will say that taste for dollar it's one of the best wines out there, but if I'm having a nice evening with someone I'll spend 10-15 dollars. If I'm get schammered then chuck is one of the most cost efficient ways to do it.
    Which is why I recommended it when he said the get together was just an excuse to drink wine and hang out.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    right

    and I wouldn't bring 3 buck chuck unless there was keg of shitty beer. that's just how I roll.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    There was a young fellow named Fisk
    Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk
    So fast was his action
    The Lorentz contraction
    Reduced his rapier to a disk!

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I miss the glory days of dollar pbr night

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    There was a young fellow named Fisk
    Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk
    So fast was his action
    The Lorentz contraction
    Reduced his rapier to a disk!
    My favourite is still:

    There once was a man named Bright
    Who travelled much faster than Light
    He left one day
    In a relative way
    And came back the previous night

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    There was a young fellow named Fisk
    Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk
    So fast was his action
    The Lorentz contraction
    Reduced his rapier to a disk!
    My favourite is still:

    There once was a man named Bright
    Who travelled much faster than Light
    He left one day
    In a relative way
    And came back the previous night
    i like that one but i heard it phrased a bit differently

    instead of man it was lady

    instead of came back it was returned on

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've forgotten (or thrown up) to take my medication for two days in a row.

    I basically want to curl up and die.

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yorkshire Tea?

    Why certainly my good man!

    *sip* Ahhhh.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    no one's laughin at god in a hospital

    no one's laughin at god in a war

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I think I'd be more comfortable with having my apartment cleaned if the cleaning lady was an object to be sexualized and not a nice single mom just looking to make some extra cash.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    back from two-year-old nephews incredibly boring birthday party

    the only highlight was this bizarre present my parents got him

    it was a talking dumptruck that talked and dumped by rearing back on its hind wheels

    and then it would thrust three times

    like dumptruck doggy style

    I only just resisted the urge to call it a humptruck

    ahahaha

    What was the name of this toy? I want one.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've forgotten (or thrown up) to take my medication for two days in a row.

    I basically want to curl up and die.

    aw <3

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, my dad is racist.

    I can never tell when he says an area of town is bad if it is actually bad or if he is just saying in code that it has lots of black people.

    le sigh.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Another good one, that I actually included in the slides of a relevant lecture I teach:

    A Unix saleslady, Lenore
    Liked her job, but loved the beach more
    She found a good way
    To combine work and play
    She sells C shells by the sea shore

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I think I'd be more comfortable with having my apartment cleaned if the cleaning lady was an object to be sexualized and not a nice single mom just looking to make some extra cash.

    single mom

    sex object

    difference?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    back from two-year-old nephews incredibly boring birthday party

    the only highlight was this bizarre present my parents got him

    it was a talking dumptruck that talked and dumped by rearing back on its hind wheels

    and then it would thrust three times

    like dumptruck doggy style

    I only just resisted the urge to call it a humptruck

    ahahaha

    What was the name of this toy? I want one.
    I actually wanted to find this out too, because I'm guessing there's probably amazon reviews and shit mentioning it but they'd thrown out the box by the time it did that

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    it is apparently rocky the robot truck

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    A search for 'talking dump truck' comes up with these:

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah it's that first one

    unf unf unf

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I think I'd be more comfortable with having my apartment cleaned if the cleaning lady was an object to be sexualized and not a nice single mom just looking to make some extra cash.

    single mom

    sex object

    difference?

    I like my illegal immigrants nubile and in a lacy maid outfit.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    skippyhumptruck

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    A search for 'talking dump truck' comes up with these:

    Interestingly, a search for 'hump truck' returns pictures that have eerie similarities to skippydumptruck's avatar:

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    A search for 'talking dump truck' comes up with these:

    Interestingly, a search for 'hump truck' returns pictures that have eerie similarities to skippydumptruck's avatar:

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    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" /> :D :D :D :D

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh

    i haven't eaten really anything in three days

    i should probably do something about that

    i guess

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