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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    I have it on record that VH hates kittens

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    You're fucking my h-scroll, Regina, and it is non consensual

    NON CONSENSUAL

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Bah

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I think the social network connects with underachieving neckbeards.

    So it's being eaten up. Then everyone else just thinks farmville is cool.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I have it on record that VH hates kittens

    We can only hope that this, and all his other social problems clear up once he moves out of the midwest.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I knew someone would bitch about the h-scroll rape even though I deleted it as fast as my computer could do it.

    Sorry guys, macs auto-scale those sorts of images when they are part of html webpages so I didn't realize the true size of it until I made the actual post.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    i thought i already had barry soetro on my facebook

    what is up with this name change stuff?

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    also my birthday was a lot of fun and lots of people sent me nice happy birthday messages!

    thanks guys!

    we ate lunch at a nice bar and then we drank all day and now i am on the interbuts

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    also my birthday was a lot of fun and lots of people sent me nice happy birthday messages!

    thanks guys!

    we ate lunch at a nice bar and then we drank all day and now i am on the interbuts

    Oh!

    Happy b-day, Will.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    i did not know it was Will's birfday :o

    Happy birfdays, mr scrooge

    or is that already out of season...

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Neil Patrick Hairless...

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    blaaaaaaaaaaaagh flu

    I love feeling healthy :D

    I mean, uhh...sorry

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Yesterday and this morning I felt fine except for a cough

    Now I feel like a puddle of goo

    also happy birthday will

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

    Facebook does have some sort of system where people pay them for credits to buy things.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Jeep, The Social Network earned its reputation as a fantastic film by doing exactly what you claim it can't have done. It made the story of Facebook intriguing, it turned the story of rich geniuses fighting over "who made Facebook" interesting and glorious, where otherwise we wouldn't really give a shit. Fincher and Sorkin are alchemists, they made gold from shit.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    happy birthday Will. enjoy watching endless hours of anime with your kawaii friends

    nyoron~ :3

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Jeep, The Social Network earned its reputation as a fantastic film by doing exactly what you claim it can't have done. It made the story of Facebook intriguing, it turned the story of rich geniuses fighting over "who made Facebook" interesting and glorious, where otherwise we wouldn't really give a shit. Fincher and Sorkin are alchemists, they made gold from shit.

    Fluffy you told me Julie/Julia was charming and delightful and it was poo-poo.


    I'm sorry, but I can't take your film opinions at face value.

    Spoiler:

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    happy birthday will!

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

    Facebook does have some sort of system where people pay them for credits to buy things.

    ...which can't represent more than a drop in the bucket. Facebook is ad-driven. Targeted ads, so valuable because they have an amazing amount of personal information with which to target you. Facebook aps routinely harvest images from users (read the fine print) for use in other ads, even ones directed to your friends.

    You are not Facebook's customer; you are Facebook's product.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Yeah that too.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Well Facebook just got a SHITLOAD of investment money.

    Also it's 'worth' 50 billion bucks according to people who make such things.

    Does it actually make significant amounts of money unlike Twitter?
    I have never plaed Farmville, but the first thing I did when I got an iPhone was download a game called Zombie Farm. I believe it was largely the same genre of thing.

    It was not fun.
    Did it basically involve clicking to harvest after a set period of time and no real strategy besides making sure you had enough time to plant a bunch of shit?

    Facebook does have some sort of system where people pay them for credits to buy things.

    ...which can't represent more than a drop in the bucket. Facebook is ad-driven. Targeted ads, so valuable because they have an amazing amount of personal information with which to target you. Facebook aps routinely harvest images from users (read the fine print) for use in other ads, even ones directed to your friends.

    You are not Facebook's customer; you are Facebook's product.

    My current boss doesn't want to pay for Facebook ads.

    I think she's silly.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Also that's kind of creepy if you try adding her without asking her.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    A TICKET TO BOMBAY IS REQUIRED?

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Also that's kind of creepy if you try adding her without asking her.

    I have some of her coworkers on Facebook. I don't think it would be that creepy.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm tempted to just add customer service girl to my Facebook and then ask her out that way.

    But that's the bitch way. Like a little bitch.

    Real men do the deed face to face.

    Also that's kind of creepy if you try adding her without asking her.
    But is that not what a friends request is? A request to be friends?

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Way way back in the 1980's,
    Secret government employees,
    Dug up famous guys and ladies,
    And made amusing genetic copies.
    Now their clones are sexy teens now,
    They're gonna make it if they try,
    Loving, learning, sharing, judging,
    A time to laugh and shiver and, cry.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday Will!

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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Feral you have to ask her out face to face

    don't go down that other road

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    You should offer her a nice steak.

    Like, just on a plate, uncooked.

    "Would you like a nice steak?" you could say. This provides an icebreaker and begins the feelings of reciprocity.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Facebook friends are not friends.

    Also not everyone has a Facebook so it's cool to ask her 'Do you have a Facebook' then when she says yeah say 'cool I'll add you'.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Leave a trail of candies from her desk at work to a table at a coffee shop where you'll conveniently be sitting

    bitches love candy

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Burst into her office and yell

    "BITCH HUNTER"

    Because you are the bitch hunter and women love obscure and tasteless pop culture references.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Burst into her office and yell

    "BITCH HUNTER"

    Because you are the bitch hunter and women love obscure and tasteless pop culture references.

    I thought it was an internet 'reality' porn series.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    so the last five posts are terrible stalkerism

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