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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Things which freak me out: that the world may run out of Helium by 2030.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Wait, the French have Starbucks?

    L'Acadamie Francaise must be having conniption fits.

    YOU CANNOT HAVE LE CAFE IN A CUP IT MUST BE ESPRESSO!

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Nice. I was talking recently to friends about the possibility of moving there; I'd have to learn French first, though.

    JUST. DO. THE BRIIITISH. THING. OF TAAAALKING. SLOOOWLY. AAAAAAAND. LLLOOOOOOOUUUDLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    Everyone wiill totally understand you then.

    I think the Americans have overtaken the British in this. :P

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also what is with that talking slowly and loudly thing. And repeatedly.

    Like, does it not occur to people that making every word sound equal in intensity doesn't actually aid in connecting to any culturally common body language, symbols or even let someone figure out what the important parts of the sentences are?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Things which freak me out: that the world may run out of Helium by 2030.

    No more balloons! D:

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also what is with that talking slowly and loudly thing. And repeatedly.

    Like, does it not occur to people that making every word sound equal in intensity doesn't actually aid in connecting to any culturally common body language, symbols or even let someone figure out what the important parts of the sentences are?
    ELM, this is going to come as a shocker, so I want you to sit down:

    People are retarded.

    Especially Americans.

    God, if I were French, I would just do the same thing back to them. "JEEEEE... NE... PAAAARRRRRLLLLLE... PAAAAAAAS... L'ANGLAAAAAIIIIIS!"

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Things which freak me out: that the world may run out of Helium by 2030.

    We were talking about this in the pub on Saturday and if I remember correctly we made a pact to start a moon helium harvesting business. We did acknowledge the many technical limitations, but drunken confidence is what it is

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2011
    Today I found a "troubled relationships" section in the cards isle at the grocery store. And it's just as awesome as it sounds.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i appreciate when people who don't speak the language speak slowly, clearly, and enunciate

    it helps me pick out words i know that would otherwise be lost

    so i guess uh whatever to you guys

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Today I found a "troubled relationships" section in the cards isle at the grocery store. And it's just as awesome as it sounds.
    "I'm sorry I drove to the Motel 6 off the freeway and had sex with the babysitter?"

    "I'm sorry I've been molesting our daughter for the past ten years?"

    "I'm sorry that I've been having sex with interns in the Republican Congressional cloakroom?" (That one is probably a best-seller).

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Today I found a "troubled relationships" section in the cards isle at the grocery store. And it's just as awesome as it sounds.

    "I'm sorry you found me in bed with the midget"? :P

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Today I found a "troubled relationships" section in the cards isle at the grocery store. And it's just as awesome as it sounds.
    I'm sorry you fell down the stairs

    Bitch

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry I lied and lost our house in a game of poker."

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i appreciate when people who don't speak the language speak slowly, clearly, and enunciate

    it helps me pick out words i know that would otherwise be lost

    so i guess uh whatever to you guys

    It's not the practise itself, it's the mindset behind it, the assumption that you don't have to even pick up a couple of phrases, that Loud 'n' Slow™ is all you need.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also what is with that talking slowly and loudly thing. And repeatedly.

    Like, does it not occur to people that making every word sound equal in intensity doesn't actually aid in connecting to any culturally common body language, symbols or even let someone figure out what the important parts of the sentences are?

    That's actually pretty helpful if you do speak the language to a degree.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry that instead of doing the dishes I drove five hours west to be with myself"

    "I'm sorry I can't be the man you want me to be (the kind of man that leave you alone in the bathroom)"

    "I'm sorry for apologizing too much"

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    Also what is with that talking slowly and loudly thing. And repeatedly.

    Like, does it not occur to people that making every word sound equal in intensity doesn't actually aid in connecting to any culturally common body language, symbols or even let someone figure out what the important parts of the sentences are?
    That's actually pretty helpful if you do speak the language to a degree.
    Yes, but when someone says that they don't speak the language at all, it's kind of narcissistic, ethnocentric practice to just assume that of course everyone speaks English, which is how it should be, so all you have to do is talk to them like they're retarded.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i appreciate when people who don't speak the language speak slowly, clearly, and enunciate

    it helps me pick out words i know that would otherwise be lost

    so i guess uh whatever to you guys

    When I'm trying to understand French, it does help if they go more slowly, but there's a limit. If you start speaking like a five year old reading a book. With. Every. Word. As. Its. Own. Sentence. Then it comes impossibly to understand, as there's no flow or stress. And quite often, I'm just grabbing a handful of words so I know the topic and then from how they're speaking I gather the rest.

    French Girl's mum can be the worst offender for this sometimes, she just oscillates between super fast mishmash language and proclaiming single words while looking a bit confused.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry you keep going out with jerks, instead of the nice, nerdy guy who is always there as your shoulder to cry on, and totally wants to bone you."

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My spanish teacher had to resort to the aul Loud and Slow during an oral exam when I couldn't understand a word the invigilator was saying :?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know enough German, French and Polish to ask if they speak English. :P

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i appreciate when people who don't speak the language speak slowly, clearly, and enunciate

    it helps me pick out words i know that would otherwise be lost

    so i guess uh whatever to you guys
    When I'm trying to understand French, it does help if they go more slowly, but there's a limit. If you start speaking like a five year old reading a book. With. Every. Word. As. Its. Own. Sentence. Then it comes impossibly to understand, as there's no flow or stress. And quite often, I'm just grabbing a handful of words so I know the topic and then from how they're speaking I gather the rest.

    French Girl's mum can be the worst offender for this sometimes, she just oscillates between super fast mishmash language and proclaiming single words while looking a bit confused.
    Try speaking to the Quebecois. They don't even speak actual French; they speak half-French. It's like French, but you skip half of the words.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    "I'm sorry you keep going out with jerks, instead of the nice, nerdy guy who is always there as your shoulder to cry on, and totally wants to bone you."

    hahahahaha

    oh my god

    I laughed then I cried

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry you and your sister look so much alike."

    "I'm sorry I said you're turning into your mom."

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    My spanish teacher had to resort to the aul Loud and Slow during an oral exam when I couldn't understand a word the invigilator was saying :?
    The fuck is an "invigolator?"

    Whatever it is, it sounds like something you wouldn't be allowed to do in an American school to a student; then again, we're not Catholic, so...

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Today I found a "troubled relationships" section in the cards isle at the grocery store. And it's just as awesome as it sounds.

    You can't just say this without giving us some examples.

    GIVE US SOME EXAMPLES!!!

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    "I'm sorry you keep going out with jerks, instead of the nice, nerdy guy who is always there as your shoulder to cry on, and totally wants to bone you."
    hahahahaha

    oh my god

    I laughed then I cried
    This would be another bestseller.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Damm phone. It seems to have done some sort of partial reset to the HTC starting animation without being a full restart. This has happened twice in the last 5 minutes

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    "I'm sorry you keep going out with jerks, instead of the nice, nerdy guy who is always there as your shoulder to cry on, and totally wants to bone you."

    "I'm sorry I live in a city pretty much solely for its large population of Randall Munroe fans"

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry I gave you that repressed memory, son."

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    "I'm sorry you keep going out with jerks, instead of the nice, nerdy guy who is always there as your shoulder to cry on, and totally wants to bone you."

    Winner.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Try speaking to the Quebecois. They don't even speak actual French; they speak half-French. It's like French, but you skip half of the words.

    There was a guy from Quebec at uni. I didn't realise this despite having heard him speak "French" on several occasions until somebody told me.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Today I found a "troubled relationships" section in the cards isle at the grocery store. And it's just as awesome as it sounds.

    You can't just say this without giving us some examples.

    GIVE US SOME EXAMPLES!!!

    [I'd rather be "real" with you than "fair-tale" with someone else]

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry I told the police where the bodies were."

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    My spanish teacher had to resort to the aul Loud and Slow during an oral exam when I couldn't understand a word the invigilator was saying :?
    The fuck is an "invigolator?"

    Whatever it is, it sounds like something you wouldn't be allowed to do in an American school to a student; then again, we're not Catholic, so...

    Person who observes a few exams to make sure that nobody is cheating. I'm not sure why Tav's was speaking.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elki wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    "I'm sorry you keep going out with jerks, instead of the nice, nerdy guy who is always there as your shoulder to cry on, and totally wants to bone you."

    Winner.

    pft, Nice Guy Humor

    what is this, 2009

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I'm sorry I ran over your cat."

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    My spanish teacher had to resort to the aul Loud and Slow during an oral exam when I couldn't understand a word the invigilator was saying :?
    The fuck is an "invigolator?"

    Whatever it is, it sounds like something you wouldn't be allowed to do in an American school to a student; then again, we're not Catholic, so...

    It's the person/people who supervise official exams. For secondary school exams, they were generally teachers from other schools. In college, it's pretty much exclusively post-grads looking for a bit of cash on the side.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    My spanish teacher had to resort to the aul Loud and Slow during an oral exam when I couldn't understand a word the invigilator was saying :?
    The fuck is an "invigolator?"

    Whatever it is, it sounds like something you wouldn't be allowed to do in an American school to a student; then again, we're not Catholic, so...

    Person who observes a few exams to make sure that nobody is cheating. I'm not sure why Tav's was speaking.

    In forn language class there's an oral part, where you have to attempt to maintain a brief conversation with someone about one of several topics.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    My spanish teacher had to resort to the aul Loud and Slow during an oral exam when I couldn't understand a word the invigilator was saying :?
    The fuck is an "invigolator?"

    Whatever it is, it sounds like something you wouldn't be allowed to do in an American school to a student; then again, we're not Catholic, so...

    Person who observes a few exams to make sure that nobody is cheating. I'm not sure why Tav's was speaking.

    In forn language class there's an oral part, where you have to attempt to maintain a brief conversation with someone about one of several topics.

    Yeah, but I spoke to my teacher, the invigilator just read a paper in the corner.

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