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edited January 2011
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
hades gets to preside over the dead of the earth, who preside in hell as well as the Elysian fields
the dead of the world would be far more interesting than hanging with lightning dudes, fast dudes, and sun dudes. in pokemon terms, hades gets each subsequent release of pokemon after red and blue while olympians only get yellow. now yellow is great because a pikachu follows you but that is all you got going for you
hades gets to preside over the dead of the earth, who preside in hell as well as the Elysian fields
the dead of the world would be far more interesting than hanging with lightning dudes, fast dudes, and sun dudes. in pokemon terms, hades gets each subsequent release of pokemon after red and blue while olympians only get yellow. now yellow is great because a pikachu follows you but that is all you got going for you
the dead of tartarus don't get to speak
they wail and shuffle around and are in agony
in elysium they just kinda ate a lot and banged each other
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Poseidon is where it's at. I'd rather control the ocean and drown fools or send the Kraken out to destroy shit. Being Zeus could suck, because people are always bitching and whining for you to fix stuff or lightning bolt the people they don't like. Being Hades must be boring, because the dead are no fun and your hot wife leaves you for 1/2 the year.
Percy Jackson: The protagonist; a twelve year old boy who has been diagnosed with ADHD as well as dyslexia. Percy discovers that he is the son of Greek god Poseidon and that his disabilities are natural for demigods, also known as half-bloods. He embarks on an adventure to find Zeus's master lightning bolt to prevent a disastrous war among the gods.
i think it's important that we teach children that
learning disabilities = demigod
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
It's not really learning disabilities. His ADHD stems from reflexes meant for battle and his dyslexia is from his brain being hard wired to read Greek.
So he's not really Spergin, he's just naturally ready to fight minotaurs and then OK to read Greek scrolls about his heroics.
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edited January 2011
You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?
Being a hero SUCKS.
I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.
Perseus, though?
That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.
You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?
Being a hero SUCKS.
I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.
Perseus, though?
That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.
You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?
Being a hero SUCKS.
I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.
Perseus, though?
That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.
That's pretty successful.
There Are No Clean Get Aways.
Oh, yeah, he gets done in for kinslaying in the end, but that's more official paperworky than actual ironic death. It's "Right, done with being King Awesome, what's left on the itinerary? Ah, be properly punished for kinslaying, then blissful eternity in the Elysian Fields. Someone let Megapenthes know there's an opening for him around six."
You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?
Being a hero SUCKS.
I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.
Perseus, though?
That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.
That's pretty successful.
There Are No Clean Get Aways.
Oh, yeah, he gets done in for kinslaying in the end, but that's more official paperworky than actual ironic death. It's "Right, done with being King Awesome, what's left on the itinerary? Ah, be properly punished for kinslaying, then blissful eternity in the Elysian Fields. Someone let Megapenthes know there's an opening for him around six."
Better than Hercules or Odysseus gets.
I'm just saying that if you mess with the Gods they will eventually get you.
This dude is effectively Poseidon.
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PharezonStruggle is an illusion.Victory is in the Qun.Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
That man could kill all the gods. You can't stop what's comin'.
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But could he stop Death?
I mean, Death killed kings, gods, Rock and Roll, fundimental entropy, the man who killed Santa and the Tooth Fairy, Death...
Poseidon is where it's at. I'd rather control the ocean and drown fools or send the Kraken out to destroy shit. Being Zeus could suck, because people are always bitching and whining for you to fix stuff or lightning bolt the people they don't like. Being Hades must be boring, because the dead are no fun and your hot wife leaves you for 1/2 the year.
Heeeeeeeeeurgh Kraken is not Greek Mythology
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You know, whether or not you care for Posiedon that guy and his sea-buddies had a penchant for being and making eldritch abominations. Maybe not Titan-level abominable, but God damn.
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I love that shit
The best greek god is Dionysus no questions
He gets all the sex, the wine and the madness
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
the dead of the world would be far more interesting than hanging with lightning dudes, fast dudes, and sun dudes. in pokemon terms, hades gets each subsequent release of pokemon after red and blue while olympians only get yellow. now yellow is great because a pikachu follows you but that is all you got going for you
the dead of tartarus don't get to speak
they wail and shuffle around and are in agony
in elysium they just kinda ate a lot and banged each other
it stands to reason he'd just have bad dudes he could talk to, though it's not like one would want to chill in the circle of shit all that often
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i see
learning disabilities = demigod
So he's not really Spergin, he's just naturally ready to fight minotaurs and then OK to read Greek scrolls about his heroics.
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This man speaks the truth.
Being a hero SUCKS.
I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.
Perseus, though?
That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.
That's pretty successful.
Why I fear the ocean.
There Are No Clean Get Aways.
Oh, yeah, he gets done in for kinslaying in the end, but that's more official paperworky than actual ironic death. It's "Right, done with being King Awesome, what's left on the itinerary? Ah, be properly punished for kinslaying, then blissful eternity in the Elysian Fields. Someone let Megapenthes know there's an opening for him around six."
Better than Hercules or Odysseus gets.
Why I fear the ocean.
I'm just saying that if you mess with the Gods they will eventually get you.
This dude is effectively Poseidon.
I mean, Death killed kings, gods, Rock and Roll, fundimental entropy, the man who killed Santa and the Tooth Fairy, Death...
Why I fear the ocean.
HE IS NOT.
HE WILL MEET ME SOON HOWEVER
Does he like cats?
Does he speak IN ALL CAPS?
Does he tend to each stalk of wheat individually?
If not, I doubt that claim.
Why I fear the ocean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXJcfczNIc&feature=related
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Heeeeeeeeeurgh Kraken is not Greek Mythology
Pretty hot, right? Who needs mermaids when you've got octomaids?
Seriously they did like half the shit ruining that Poseidon lays claim to.
Thats like, 4 vaginas right?
You know, whether or not you care for Posiedon that guy and his sea-buddies had a penchant for being and making eldritch abominations. Maybe not Titan-level abominable, but God damn.
Edit: Gods damned, maybe?