The Age Old Question - Settle your disputes with the opinion of the majority TODAY!

Bucketman

Faynor wrote: »

never raped anyone? what a non-conformist

just be Faynor

Faynor

do

you think I am a rapist

Karl

Faynor wrote: »

do

you think I am a rapist

Yes.

I don't know why and i have no evidence to back up this accusation but you are a rapist.

Spoiler:

I'm kidding you're alright.

Solar

Oh hey are we talking about mythology in here

I love that shit

The best greek god is Dionysus no questions

He gets all the sex, the wine and the madness

unintentional

how do we turn this into an actual poll

Zoel

hire a consulting fimr

Anjin-San

the answer is to fall down a stairway, faynor

Anjin-San

the upshot: you won't have a terminated pregnancy

Anjin-San

hades gets to preside over the dead of the earth, who preside in hell as well as the Elysian fields

the dead of the world would be far more interesting than hanging with lightning dudes, fast dudes, and sun dudes. in pokemon terms, hades gets each subsequent release of pokemon after red and blue while olympians only get yellow. now yellow is great because a pikachu follows you but that is all you got going for you

Anjin-San

goddamn, la noire is looking great

SoaL

my router is in the basement so actually if my house is a good rep then hades has 5 bars consistently

PiptheFair

Anjin-San wrote: »

hades gets to preside over the dead of the earth, who preside in hell as well as the Elysian fields

the dead of the world would be far more interesting than hanging with lightning dudes, fast dudes, and sun dudes. in pokemon terms, hades gets each subsequent release of pokemon after red and blue while olympians only get yellow. now yellow is great because a pikachu follows you but that is all you got going for you

the dead of tartarus don't get to speak

they wail and shuffle around and are in agony

in elysium they just kinda ate a lot and banged each other

Anjin-San

tartarus is apparently below the realm of hades, for the worst of dudes

it stands to reason he'd just have bad dudes he could talk to, though it's not like one would want to chill in the circle of shit all that often

Hunter

Poseidon is where it's at. I'd rather control the ocean and drown fools or send the Kraken out to destroy shit. Being Zeus could suck, because people are always bitching and whining for you to fix stuff or lightning bolt the people they don't like. Being Hades must be boring, because the dead are no fun and your hot wife leaves you for 1/2 the year.

Fearghaill

Faynor wrote: »

guys I can't think of a good okcupid username

I've tried good song titles and other stuff but it all sounds like anime references

help

SpreadsheetPokeMaster

Daric

If anyone has read Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, they know Poseidon owns.

Projeck

Daric wrote: »

If anyone has read Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief,

redhead

Percy Jackson: The protagonist; a twelve year old boy who has been diagnosed with ADHD as well as dyslexia. Percy discovers that he is the son of Greek god Poseidon and that his disabilities are natural for demigods, also known as half-bloods. He embarks on an adventure to find Zeus's master lightning bolt to prevent a disastrous war among the gods.

i see

Projeck

daric can relate

Projeck

i think it's important that we teach children that

learning disabilities = demigod

Hunter

It's not really learning disabilities. His ADHD stems from reflexes meant for battle and his dyslexia is from his brain being hard wired to read Greek.

So he's not really Spergin, he's just naturally ready to fight minotaurs and then OK to read Greek scrolls about his heroics.

satansfingers

maybe those of us wired to read english are the real dyslexics

Zonugal

Solar wrote: »

Oh hey are we talking about mythology in here

I love that shit

The best greek god is Dionysus no questions

He gets all the sex, the wine and the madness

This man speaks the truth.

chiasaur11

You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?

Being a hero SUCKS.

I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.

Perseus, though?

That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.

That's pretty successful.

Zonugal

chiasaur11 wrote: »

You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?

Being a hero SUCKS.

I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.

Perseus, though?

That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.

That's pretty successful.

There Are No Clean Get Aways.

Wiet

chiasaur11

Zonugal wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?

Being a hero SUCKS.

I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.

Perseus, though?

That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.

That's pretty successful.

There Are No Clean Get Aways.

Oh, yeah, he gets done in for kinslaying in the end, but that's more official paperworky than actual ironic death. It's "Right, done with being King Awesome, what's left on the itinerary? Ah, be properly punished for kinslaying, then blissful eternity in the Elysian Fields. Someone let Megapenthes know there's an opening for him around six."

Better than Hercules or Odysseus gets.

Zonugal

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

You know what you really notice in the Greek epics?

Being a hero SUCKS.

I mean, almost all of them end in "And he accidentally killed/ was killed by his family and died horribly in accordance with prophecy". Even Odysseus, who you'd think would be above that stuff.

Perseus, though?

That dude was best. I mean, he stole Poseidon's latest girl, killed everyone who looked at him funny, founded a couple dynasties, and got away with murdering his own father.

That's pretty successful.

There Are No Clean Get Aways.

Oh, yeah, he gets done in for kinslaying in the end, but that's more official paperworky than actual ironic death. It's "Right, done with being King Awesome, what's left on the itinerary? Ah, be properly punished for kinslaying, then blissful eternity in the Elysian Fields. Someone let Megapenthes know there's an opening for him around six."

Better than Hercules or Odysseus gets.

I'm just saying that if you mess with the Gods they will eventually get you.



This dude is effectively Poseidon.

Pharezon

That man could kill all the gods. You can't stop what's comin'.

chiasaur11

But could he stop Death?

I mean, Death killed kings, gods, Rock and Roll, fundimental entropy, the man who killed Santa and the Tooth Fairy, Death...

Pharezon

He is Death.

Zonugal

Pharezon wrote: »

He is Death.

PiptheFair

Pharezon wrote: »

He is Death.

HE IS NOT.

HE WILL MEET ME SOON HOWEVER

chiasaur11

Zonugal wrote: »

Pharezon wrote: »

He is Death.

Does he like cats?

Does he speak IN ALL CAPS?

Does he tend to each stalk of wheat individually?

If not, I doubt that claim.

Zonugal

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Pharezon wrote: »

He is Death.

Does he like cats?

Does he speak IN ALL CAPS?

Does he tend to each stalk of wheat individually?

If not, I doubt that claim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXJcfczNIc&feature=related

Sweeney Tom

call it friend-o

B.C.

Hunter wrote: »

Poseidon is where it's at. I'd rather control the ocean and drown fools or send the Kraken out to destroy shit. Being Zeus could suck, because people are always bitching and whining for you to fix stuff or lightning bolt the people they don't like. Being Hades must be boring, because the dead are no fun and your hot wife leaves you for 1/2 the year.

Heeeeeeeeeurgh Kraken is not Greek Mythology

Klash

The Greeks might not have had the giant squid, but they did have this.

Pretty hot, right? Who needs mermaids when you've got octomaids?

B.C.

Scylla and Charybdis were motherfuckers.
Seriously they did like half the shit ruining that Poseidon lays claim to.

Caveman Paws

Klash wrote: »

The Greeks might not have had the giant squid, but they did have this.

Pretty hot, right? Who needs mermaids when you've got octomaids?

Thats like, 4 vaginas right?