I mean Hades seems like a bit of a dick, plus he is in charge of the wailing dead (emo God amirite?)
And Zeus is just a total dick, I mean it almost seems like he tries to hard you know? Like he's all "oh hey guys I raped a woman while I was a Giant Swan" and everyone is like "dude that is just fucked up." What an asshole.
And IWS I was just the same as you
i used to love the Egyptian Gods though
Totally into all those guys. Horus, Anubis, Osiris, Isis, Sekhmet, love that pantheon.
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So many mythological figures had kids that were gonna kill them
Like Balor
Dude was fucked to death by a slingshot
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Best pantheon?
Norse. I mean, Odin is impressive amounts of dick, but it's even better than Greek random assholeness.
He is fucking everyone over to get the best army for Ragnarok.
Sure, Zeus killed his dad, but since then? Pretty much rape and ruining lives 24/7. Norse gods are all about the brawling.
Also, that's the pantheon with both Beta Ray Bill and Volstagg.
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I don't care how late this is, this was a great pun
:^:
like when Orpheus asks Persephone for his wife back from Hades, and she agrees to it but only if he doesn't look back before they get out of there
and then he does!
ORPHEUS YOU STUPID CUNT, YOU KNOW THE RULES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIoYwewzYv4
I...I don't understand the reference.
Yes, I too found this especially moronic
Also Pharezon whaaaaaaaat?
I mean, wives get ugly
I'm pretty sure the moral is don't get married
bitches mirite? :P
:^:
Also I love how the wikipedia page about Orpheus says that he spurns the touch of women
And just has sex with "youths"
I mean so what, he's too sad to bone a woman but not teenage boys?
That seems odd.
Dude has total dominion over land too, he can drown that shit whenever he pleases.
Zeus is like king or whatever but Poseidon wins.
I always had a mythology collection in easy reach
Greek was my favorite, followed by Celtic. Roman and Islamic were third.
I mean Hades seems like a bit of a dick, plus he is in charge of the wailing dead (emo God amirite?)
And Zeus is just a total dick, I mean it almost seems like he tries to hard you know? Like he's all "oh hey guys I raped a woman while I was a Giant Swan" and everyone is like "dude that is just fucked up." What an asshole.
And IWS I was just the same as you
i used to love the Egyptian Gods though
Totally into all those guys. Horus, Anubis, Osiris, Isis, Sekhmet, love that pantheon.
Like Balor
Dude was fucked to death by a slingshot
Norse. I mean, Odin is impressive amounts of dick, but it's even better than Greek random assholeness.
He is fucking everyone over to get the best army for Ragnarok.
Sure, Zeus killed his dad, but since then? Pretty much rape and ruining lives 24/7. Norse gods are all about the brawling.
Also, that's the pantheon with both Beta Ray Bill and Volstagg.
Why I fear the ocean.
I mean, Thor got so drunk once that he caused the ocean levels to drop several inches.
Actually, I have a hard time thinking of a boring story that starts with "Thor got so drunk..."
Why I fear the ocean.
http://news.discovery.com/history/whisky-shackleton-south-pole-century-110117.html
want to drink that
Marvel Asgardians are better though
They have the coolest helmets
Why I fear the ocean.
Volstagg is just a fat man
He's just too vast for any one foe to possibly defeat.
Simonson Volstagg is terrific. Also, he's a good father. How many gods are good fathers?
Oh, right. JUST VOLSTAGG
Why I fear the ocean.
What?
whiskey stops aging once it is bottled
it is not like wine
I told you to read discworld you fart
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Discworld
anything said in all caps is death, who is the most compelling and interesting character in the entire series, which is saying a lot
i still want to drink it