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New Comic for Monday, January 17th, 2011
Centipede DamascusThe machine is broken.The universe is broken.Registered Userregular
I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
Also, all of these comics featuring "Bernie the bro" reminded me of the great bro name that Tycho came up with in the podcast that was all about Army of Two (and bros by extension of course). The name: Broseph Mengla.
The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Mengla.
For those who haven't heard it, here is a link: Our Crucial Pamphlet. I think that its one of their best podcasts myself.
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
Any time butt stuff is done, you need to verify No Homo. I don't know what kind of 2 bit Xtra BroMosexual club you attended. I'll bet none of you even had a Jeep.
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Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
I have the winning formula for a game store.
I am holding millions within my brain.
WoTC couldn't make it work, not Games & Gizmos, Gary's Games is a shithole ass planet, and both Fire & Sword and Game Wizard are gone.
Raygun games is not going to save Seattle's game community.
I hate to say it, but good local game stores are dying.
Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
I'd wear that on a shirt
(Also, I was really confused how we knew his name as Bernie for a moment there, but I guess gabe calls him that.)
Bernie is in the store with a bunch of ladies.
It is occupied to the full capacity that he wants it to be.
That's what I was thinking.
nope, I choose to read it literally
I guess Bernie would be speaking like Venom then?
As in, sorry you're too stupid to understand
But we're ladies
The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Mengla.
For those who haven't heard it, here is a link: Our Crucial Pamphlet. I think that its one of their best podcasts myself.
Okay yeah that needs some work.
I thought Jerry said "Brosef Mengele", as in Josef Mengele, because he felt large parts of Army of Two were torturous, cruel, and inhuman.
edit: how did my mind block out the first part of your post oh no
Ahhhh, I never picked up on that not knowing about that person.
I thought it was just a funny name that in full contained both "bro" and "men." Thats even better now that you point that out.
Wait what the fuck.
I thought I'd listened to all the podcasts but I must have missed this one.
I don't think I'd forget Jerry talking about wizard rock. [/HP fanboy who's been to wizard rock festivals.]
(And that aside, it is a pretty great podcast so far.)
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Lemme get my mixer and turntables.
Hi5 on the explicit lyrics though.
Are they still doing those?
if not, they really should. Podcasts are fun.
My lyrics are the illest.
The podcasts have been replaced by the 4th Panel segment of PATV
Oh, right. I rather enjoy those, as well.
I completely forgot they existed for a few minutes. Derp.
Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?
I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.
Complete this sentence:
Hey Brohan, son of Broku, let's pick up a case of Natty Light and play _____________ .
The store is like ladies. You can only bring a miniature if you know how to use it.
Just wanted to say, quality joke sir!
buttplugging
I'll give you half credit, but you forgot to add "no homo".