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New Comic for Monday, January 17th, 2011

Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in Singularity Engine++
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Sorry, we're ladies.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tycho's just kind of off in his own world there in panel one

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    i'm really happy to see mike continuing to work on his hands, the work really shows

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tycho's mouth is just out of control in panel 2 there. He's practically frothing.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I would like a sign that reads "Sorry We're Ladies"

    Houk on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Still saying it.

    I have the winning formula for a game store.

    I am holding millions within my brain.

    WoTC couldn't make it work, not Games & Gizmos, Gary's Games is a shithole ass planet, and both Fire & Sword and Game Wizard are gone.

    Raygun games is not going to save Seattle's game community.

    I hate to say it, but good local game stores are dying.

    Tonkka on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Houk wrote: »
    I would like a sign that reads "Sorry We're Ladies"

    I'd wear that on a shirt

    World as Myth on
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I knew Bernie was a lady.

    (Also, I was really confused how we knew his name as Bernie for a moment there, but I guess gabe calls him that.)

    End on
    Can you tell me if this dream was worth it?
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yesss Biff Tannen

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    Denny's is for winners.
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  • ChickenNoodleChickenNoodle Registered User
    edited January 2011
    That seems like a strange thing to apologize for.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    End wrote: »
    I knew Bernie was a lady.

    (Also, I was really confused how we knew his name as Bernie for a moment there, but I guess gabe calls him that.)

    Bernie is in the store with a bunch of ladies.

    It is occupied to the full capacity that he wants it to be.

    Rehab on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    That seems like a strange thing to apologize for.

    That's what I was thinking.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rehab wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    I knew Bernie was a lady.

    (Also, I was really confused how we knew his name as Bernie for a moment there, but I guess gabe calls him that.)

    Bernie is in the store with a bunch of ladies.

    It is occupied to the full capacity that he wants it to be.

    nope, I choose to read it literally

    End on
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle I'm a Dapper Dan man! Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I disagree. It is the best thing to apologize for.

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    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    End wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    I knew Bernie was a lady.

    (Also, I was really confused how we knew his name as Bernie for a moment there, but I guess gabe calls him that.)

    Bernie is in the store with a bunch of ladies.

    It is occupied to the full capacity that he wants it to be.

    nope, I choose to read it literally

    I guess Bernie would be speaking like Venom then?

    Rehab on
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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It is a sarcastic sorry

    As in, sorry you're too stupid to understand

    But we're ladies

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also, all of these comics featuring "Bernie the bro" reminded me of the great bro name that Tycho came up with in the podcast that was all about Army of Two (and bros by extension of course). The name: Broseph Mengla.

    The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Mengla.

    For those who haven't heard it, here is a link: Our Crucial Pamphlet. I think that its one of their best podcasts myself.

    Rehab on
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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My miniature figurine fighting men bring all the ladies to the shop, and they're like, you're in my blast radius.

    Okay yeah that needs some work.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am glad our local game store is pretty cool.

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  • Frosty the Snow PlowFrosty the Snow Plow Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rehab wrote: »
    The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Menga.

    I thought Jerry said "Brosef Mengele", as in Josef Mengele, because he felt large parts of Army of Two were torturous, cruel, and inhuman.

    edit: how did my mind block out the first part of your post oh no :( That was an excellent podcast though, If I can say anything of merit

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rehab wrote: »
    The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Menga.

    I thought Jerry said "Brosef Mengele", as in Josef Mengele, because he felt large parts of Army of Two were torturous, cruel, and inhuman.

    edit: how did my mind block out the first part of your post oh no :(

    Ahhhh, I never picked up on that not knowing about that person.

    I thought it was just a funny name that in full contained both "bro" and "men." Thats even better now that you point that out.

    Rehab on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rehab wrote: »
    For those who haven't heard it, here is a link: Our Crucial Pamphlet. I think that its one of their best podcasts myself.

    Wait what the fuck.

    I thought I'd listened to all the podcasts but I must have missed this one.

    I don't think I'd forget Jerry talking about wizard rock. [/HP fanboy who's been to wizard rock festivals.]

    (And that aside, it is a pretty great podcast so far.)

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    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    See the store is like ladies. Geeks don't get to COME IN IT.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera, I am proud of your joke.

    Belruel on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    My miniature figurine fighting men bring all the ladies to the shop, and they're like, you're in my blast radius.

    Okay yeah that needs some work.

    Lemme get my mixer and turntables.

    Hi5 on the explicit lyrics though.

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  • Ia Ia Fhtagn!Ia Ia Fhtagn! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rehab wrote: »
    The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Menga.

    I thought Jerry said "Brosef Mengele", as in Josef Mengele, because he felt large parts of Army of Two were torturous, cruel, and inhuman.

    edit: how did my mind block out the first part of your post oh no :( That was an excellent podcast though, If I can say anything of merit

    Are they still doing those?

    if not, they really should. Podcasts are fun.

    Ia Ia Fhtagn! on
  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    My miniature figurine fighting men bring all the ladies to the shop, and they're like, you're in my blast radius.

    Okay yeah that needs some work.

    Lemme get my mixer and turntables.

    Hi5 on the explicit lyrics though.

    My lyrics are the illest.

    Belruel on
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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rehab wrote: »
    The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Menga.

    I thought Jerry said "Brosef Mengele", as in Josef Mengele, because he felt large parts of Army of Two were torturous, cruel, and inhuman.

    edit: how did my mind block out the first part of your post oh no :( That was an excellent podcast though, If I can say anything of merit

    Are they still doing those?

    if not, they really should. Podcasts are fun.

    The podcasts have been replaced by the 4th Panel segment of PATV

    Ivar on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    going to get in before Pony goes off again

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  • Ia Ia Fhtagn!Ia Ia Fhtagn! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ivar wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    The next show or movie or whatever that has a bro character should be required to have that character or a fellow bro be named Broseph Menga.

    I thought Jerry said "Brosef Mengele", as in Josef Mengele, because he felt large parts of Army of Two were torturous, cruel, and inhuman.

    edit: how did my mind block out the first part of your post oh no :( That was an excellent podcast though, If I can say anything of merit

    Are they still doing those?

    if not, they really should. Podcasts are fun.

    The podcasts have been replaced by the 4th Panel segment of PATV

    Oh, right. I rather enjoy those, as well.

    I completely forgot they existed for a few minutes. Derp.

    Ia Ia Fhtagn! on
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    going to get in before Pony goes off again
    yup we're all adults here no need for this geeks/bros mentality. anyhoo back to the anime thread oh wait it's not allowed

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

    Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

    Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

    I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

    Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

    I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.

    Complete this sentence:

    Hey Brohan, son of Broku, let's pick up a case of Natty Light and play _____________ .

    Hunter on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    See the store is like ladies. Geeks don't get to COME IN IT.

    The store is like ladies. You can only bring a miniature if you know how to use it.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    See the store is like ladies. Geeks don't get to COME IN IT.

    Just wanted to say, quality joke sir!

    Rehab on
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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

    Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

    I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.

    Complete this sentence:

    Hey Brohan, son of Broku, let's pick up a case of Natty Light and play _____________ .

    buttplugging

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

    Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

    I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.

    Complete this sentence:

    Hey Brohan, son of Broku, let's pick up a case of Natty Light and play _____________ .

    buttplugging

    I'll give you half credit, but you forgot to add "no homo".

    Hunter on
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Buttplugging's not gay, Hunter. Pshh. What frat were you in?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Any time butt stuff is done, you need to verify No Homo. I don't know what kind of 2 bit Xtra BroMosexual club you attended. I'll bet none of you even had a Jeep.

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