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New Comic for Monday, January 17th, 2011

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fuck you man, at least 6 of us have wranglers, with 3 grand cherokees in the group.

    e: i bet you don't even like DMB

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    psh, ladies

    pics or it didn't happen

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Buttplugging's not gay, Hunter. Pshh. What frat were you in?

    Sir, why do you have a bunch of black dildos sprayed with Axe body spray in your backpack?

  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

    Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

    I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.

    Complete this sentence:

    Hey Brohan, son of Broku, let's pick up a case of Natty Light and play _____________ .

    Habro

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fuck you man, at least 6 of us have wranglers, with 3 grand cherokees in the group.

    e: i bet you don't even like DMB

    I'm so down with DMB, I downloaded each song 20 times on my iPod just to get it to come up more often in my mix. I even named my left hand Dave Mathews so when I'm jerking it in the shower I can say I stuck it in DM.




    No homo.

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

    SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i am a sexy geek

    rrrrrawr

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    i am a sexy geek

    rrrrrawr

    Lady Smart Hero, stop accidentally posting under SH's account.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ffffffff

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man if only there was a term for being full of insecurities, laziness, and fear of rejection. Like geek.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    no the word you're thinking of is pathetic

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  • Goose!Goose! Yeah, I wrote that. Its called, "I Wanna Rock Your Body"Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hope this is the last comic of this particularly continuity because holy shit you guys can get annoyingly serious.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    us pathetics, am i rite

  • SwissLionSwissLion KILLING THROWS Miami, FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    From reading Tycho's newsposts and listening to the podcasts and such, I allways got the impression that at least some of the Us Gamers stuff is tongue in cheek.

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Well, the guy Bernie is based on made some posts here about an event at the store for anyone who wants to come, and that he'd make sure to do some extra working out and buy a new track suit. So I'll go out on a limb and say there is no real animosity there.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

    SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

    I refuse to do this

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

    SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

    I refuse to do this

    but

    but

    MATH

    GIRLS ARE SCARY

    COMIC BOOK REFERENCE

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Lars wrote: »
    Well, the guy Bernie is based on made some posts here about an event at the store for anyone who wants to come, and that he'd make sure to do some extra working out and buy a new track suit. So I'll go out on a limb and say there is no real animosity there.

    Post is here, for reference.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'd probably show up for that if I didn't live over here in Texas.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

    SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

    Why would I see an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Lars wrote: »
    Well, the guy Bernie is based on made some posts here about an event at the store for anyone who wants to come, and that he'd make sure to do some extra working out and buy a new track suit. So I'll go out on a limb and say there is no real animosity there.

    Post is here, for reference.

    whaaaat?

    hes a normal dude that dont mind being poked fun at in a comedy comic?

    my whole world is SHATTERING

  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    My miniature figurine fighting men bring all the ladies to the shop, and they're like, you're in my blast radius.

    Okay yeah that needs some work.

    Lemme get my mixer and turntables.

    Hi5 on the explicit lyrics though.

    My lyrics are the illest.

    so ill they should be euthanised

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ROBERT KHOO

    you should find some way to turn Sorry, We're LADIES into merchandise.

    Because I would buy it.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    if PA sold signs that said

    Sorry, We're LADIES

    i'd fork over enough money to fill a room with the signs

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

    SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

    Why would I see an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

    Why does anybody watch that show? It is a void.

  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I dunno.. seems like most people, women, who are on the whole "geeks are sexy" tip are being PAID to say that and act like that - like Fragdolls and GameGyrrls and all the "booth babes" you see at the cons..
    "TEEHEE geeks are sexy look at my boobs BUY MORE GAMES and COMICS and junk, now where's my paycheck.." Ok.. I know genuine nice "geek" girls are out there, but they are rare. Most of them... uh the attractive ones anyway, are being paid. Like most of my dates HOOOOO

  • SagaSaga Registered User
    edited January 2011
    This comic is totally amazing because it is so true to the real dude.

    Why would anyone want to meet him? So they can see what an abusive, self-absorbed spoiled brat he is?


    Or maybe its so they can pay more than retail?


    Nah.

    I like my shop.

    The guys and girls working there are awesome, and normal.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cool story, bro.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jwalk wrote: »
    I dunno.. seems like most people, women, who are on the whole "geeks are sexy" tip are being PAID to say that and act like that - like Fragdolls and GameGyrrls and all the "booth babes" you see at the cons..
    "TEEHEE geeks are sexy look at my boobs BUY MORE GAMES and COMICS and junk, now where's my paycheck.." Ok.. I know genuine nice "geek" girls are out there, but they are rare. Most of them... uh the attractive ones anyway, are being paid. Like most of my dates HOOOOO

    Nah there's some pretty cute geeky ladies out there

    a number of which frequently post here

    this has been your Smart Hero Creepy Post (tm)

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Saga wrote: »
    This comic is totally amazing because it is so true to the real dude.

    Why would anyone want to meet him? So they can see what an abusive, self-absorbed spoiled brat he is?


    Or maybe its so they can pay more than retail?


    Nah.

    I like my shop.

    The guys and girls working there are awesome, and normal.

    I'm guessing, and this is just pure speculation here, that the depiction of Bernie in the comic is hilarious exaggeration and G&T do not actually dislike him to the extent the comic suggests, if at all. They may just be bemused by the concept of a 'jock' or 'bro' owning a tabletop gaming store. It was the kind of thing you couldn't imagine a decade or so ago.

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh berk

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GRMike wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

    (this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

    SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

    Why would I see an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

    Why does anybody watch that show? It is a void.

    I dunno, ask these guys

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=103656

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    see berk knows what I'm talking about

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    dear god berk my eyes

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Okay who is going to Ernie's Games on Friday?

    I kinda want to show up, and get my butt handed to me in the Magic draft tournament thing or whatever it is called nowadays.

    Also: God dammit Berk.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    wam, stop trying to make me avoid jokes that rely on stereotypes

    i am too lazy for that

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  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    wh...what are those things hanging from... you know what, nevermind.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh no guys a joke about geeks my insecurities guys!

    Where's my Prozac? :(

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