New Comic for Monday, January 17th, 2011

KrunkMcGrunk

Fuck you man, at least 6 of us have wranglers, with 3 grand cherokees in the group.

e: i bet you don't even like DMB

Quoth

psh, ladies

pics or it didn't happen

Rehab

KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »

Buttplugging's not gay, Hunter. Pshh. What frat were you in?

Sir, why do you have a bunch of black dildos sprayed with Axe body spray in your backpack?

Supraluminal

Hunter wrote: »

KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »

Man, I really hate it when Gabe and Tycho get all "Us gamers"

Are you a BroGamer? Are you feeling left out, dawg?

I enjoy fist bumping, chest bumping, maybe a little chest pumping. And I likes my video games.

Complete this sentence:

Hey Brohan, son of Broku, let's pick up a case of Natty Light and play _____________ .

Habro

Hunter

KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »

Fuck you man, at least 6 of us have wranglers, with 3 grand cherokees in the group.

e: i bet you don't even like DMB

I'm so down with DMB, I downloaded each song 20 times on my iPod just to get it to come up more often in my mix. I even named my left hand Dave Mathews so when I'm jerking it in the shower I can say I stuck it in DM.




No homo.

World as Myth

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

GRMike

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

Abracadaniel

i am a sexy geek

rrrrrawr

NotASenator

Smart Hero wrote: »

i am a sexy geek

rrrrrawr

Lady Smart Hero, stop accidentally posting under SH's account.

Abracadaniel

ffffffff

PikaPuff

Man if only there was a term for being full of insecurities, laziness, and fear of rejection. Like geek.

Abracadaniel

no the word you're thinking of is pathetic

Goose!

I hope this is the last comic of this particularly continuity because holy shit you guys can get annoyingly serious.

PikaPuff

us pathetics, am i rite

SwissLion

From reading Tycho's newsposts and listening to the podcasts and such, I allways got the impression that at least some of the Us Gamers stuff is tongue in cheek.

Lars

Well, the guy Bernie is based on made some posts here about an event at the store for anyone who wants to come, and that he'd make sure to do some extra working out and buy a new track suit. So I'll go out on a limb and say there is no real animosity there.

World as Myth

GRMike wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

I refuse to do this

Abracadaniel

World as Myth wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

I refuse to do this

but

but

MATH

GIRLS ARE SCARY

COMIC BOOK REFERENCE

Tofystedeth

Lars wrote: »

Well, the guy Bernie is based on made some posts here about an event at the store for anyone who wants to come, and that he'd make sure to do some extra working out and buy a new track suit. So I'll go out on a limb and say there is no real animosity there.

Post is here, for reference.

Darmak

I'd probably show up for that if I didn't live over here in Texas.

DarkPrimus

GRMike wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

Why would I see an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

HeavyVillain

Tofystedeth wrote: »

Lars wrote: »

Well, the guy Bernie is based on made some posts here about an event at the store for anyone who wants to come, and that he'd make sure to do some extra working out and buy a new track suit. So I'll go out on a limb and say there is no real animosity there.

Post is here, for reference.

whaaaat?

hes a normal dude that dont mind being poked fun at in a comedy comic?

my whole world is SHATTERING

SalmonOfDoubt

Belruel wrote: »

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

My miniature figurine fighting men bring all the ladies to the shop, and they're like, you're in my blast radius.

Okay yeah that needs some work.

Lemme get my mixer and turntables.

Hi5 on the explicit lyrics though.

My lyrics are the illest.

so ill they should be euthanised

Langly

ROBERT KHOO

you should find some way to turn Sorry, We're LADIES into merchandise.

Because I would buy it.

Sweeney Tom

if PA sold signs that said

Sorry, We're LADIES

i'd fork over enough money to fill a room with the signs

GRMike

DarkPrimus wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

Why would I see an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

Why does anybody watch that show? It is a void.

jwalk

I dunno.. seems like most people, women, who are on the whole "geeks are sexy" tip are being PAID to say that and act like that - like Fragdolls and GameGyrrls and all the "booth babes" you see at the cons..
"TEEHEE geeks are sexy look at my boobs BUY MORE GAMES and COMICS and junk, now where's my paycheck.." Ok.. I know genuine nice "geek" girls are out there, but they are rare. Most of them... uh the attractive ones anyway, are being paid. Like most of my dates HOOOOO

Saga

This comic is totally amazing because it is so true to the real dude.

Why would anyone want to meet him? So they can see what an abusive, self-absorbed spoiled brat he is?


Or maybe its so they can pay more than retail?


Nah.

I like my shop.

The guys and girls working there are awesome, and normal.

Iron Weasel

Cool story, bro.

Abracadaniel

jwalk wrote: »

I dunno.. seems like most people, women, who are on the whole "geeks are sexy" tip are being PAID to say that and act like that - like Fragdolls and GameGyrrls and all the "booth babes" you see at the cons..
"TEEHEE geeks are sexy look at my boobs BUY MORE GAMES and COMICS and junk, now where's my paycheck.." Ok.. I know genuine nice "geek" girls are out there, but they are rare. Most of them... uh the attractive ones anyway, are being paid. Like most of my dates HOOOOO

Nah there's some pretty cute geeky ladies out there

a number of which frequently post here

this has been your Smart Hero Creepy Post (tm)

Tofystedeth

Saga wrote: »

This comic is totally amazing because it is so true to the real dude.

Why would anyone want to meet him? So they can see what an abusive, self-absorbed spoiled brat he is?


Or maybe its so they can pay more than retail?


Nah.

I like my shop.

The guys and girls working there are awesome, and normal.

I'm guessing, and this is just pure speculation here, that the depiction of Bernie in the comic is hilarious exaggeration and G&T do not actually dislike him to the extent the comic suggests, if at all. They may just be bemused by the concept of a 'jock' or 'bro' owning a tabletop gaming store. It was the kind of thing you couldn't imagine a decade or so ago.

Berk

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

Abracadaniel

oh berk

Centipede Damascus

GRMike wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

geeks, btw, are a sexy subculture and anyone who proclaims that geeks can't get action simply because they're geeky is perpetuating a stereotype to cover up his or her insecurities/laziness/fear of rejection

(this post is aimed not at the comic but at some of the posts in this thread)

SEE: Every episode of Big Bang Theory.

Why would I see an episode of the Big Bang Theory?

Why does anybody watch that show? It is a void.

I dunno, ask these guys

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=103656

World as Myth

see berk knows what I'm talking about

Sweeney Tom

dear god berk my eyes

Tonkka

Okay who is going to Ernie's Games on Friday?

I kinda want to show up, and get my butt handed to me in the Magic draft tournament thing or whatever it is called nowadays.

Also: God dammit Berk.

Quoth

wam, stop trying to make me avoid jokes that rely on stereotypes

i am too lazy for that

jwalk

wh...what are those things hanging from... you know what, nevermind.

Kagera

Oh no guys a joke about geeks my insecurities guys!

Where's my Prozac?