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Oh dear god my [i let dogs piss on my neck] girlfriend is so loud

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    Yeah, the circle game. Only at my school, you had to make a circle lower than your own waste, if someone looked, you punched them. I don't exactly know what is up with my home town.

    My high school did this

    It was stupid as fuck

    Somebody did this to me, but I didn't know what they were doing and didn't like them very much, yadda yadda yadda, their nose stopped bleeding a few minutes later.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Kids will be kids, duders

    I also actually like Never Gonna Give You Up

    It was still hilarious when Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Rickrolled the Macy's T-Day Parade

    edit: With Rick Astley himself

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    internet memes are all terrible

    all of them. every one.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    internet memes are all terrible

    all of them. every one.

    you are the memes

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  • KetBraKetBra hiRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Didn't see that one coming
    Spoiler:

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    internet memes are all terrible

    all of them. every one.

    you are the memes

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Clint I noticed you have gotten rid of your BasedGod av/sig

    doubleyou

    tee

    eff

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I've got another one in the works.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    in honor of basedgod's victory over kevin durant in a game of one-on-one, no doubt

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    glassface lp droppin soon baby

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Complex: Are you gonna fuck his bitch?

    Lil B: Hmm. Am I gonna fuck Kevin Durant's bitch? If he offers, I might take up the offer. But if KD doesn't offer, I really don't have any intentions to do that. I just wanna play KD in a one-on-one and show him my skills. Show him that Based basketball. Cross him over a couple times and make him feel like a son.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    oh my god the buzzer on our dryer is entirely too long

    like it buzzes for about how long my brain expects a dryer buzzer to last plus about 5 more seconds

    complaints

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot WRIGGLY OMG WRIGGLYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Scudo wrote: »
    oh my god the buzzer on our dryer is entirely too long

    like it buzzes for about how long my brain expects a dryer buzzer to last plus about 5 more seconds

    complaints

    first world problems

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I live in Mississippi it can hardly be hashtagged as #firstworld

  • republic of merepublic of me Registered User
    I never relay had any roommates but i did let a homeless English guy my brother knew stay for awhile. He was a pain in the ass and taught he could do everything better than anyone else. Also he had a tendency to borrow money without telling me. but he always paid it back without me asking. His dad left his mom and he followed his dad over to Ireland then his dad threw him out and told him he didn't want him. Also i have a friend whos a guy that often stays all night every night for weeks because he gets loanly in his house on his own. but he just sits quietly in the sitting room after im gone to bed that or we stay up until the following afternoon drinking and telling each-other how much we love each-other and how much we like being friends its strictly platonic though, although we do hug sometimes. oh and this one time we got so drunk we decided it would be a good idea to borrow the pony belonging to the kids next door and ride her around the garden pretending to be cowboys.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting

    irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting

    irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS

    Now I'm hoping she cosplays Professor X.

    The Genius of the Daleks

    Latest upload: Chapter Five on 13th of March, 2014
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    Butler wrote:
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting

    irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS

    Now I'm hoping she cosplays Professor X.

    Butler I miss you every day of my LIFE.

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