Oh dear god my [i let dogs piss on my neck] girlfriend is so loud

Ruckus

Veretas wrote: »

Bigbluefoot wrote: »

Yeah, the circle game. Only at my school, you had to make a circle lower than your own waste, if someone looked, you punched them. I don't exactly know what is up with my home town.

My high school did this

It was stupid as fuck

Somebody did this to me, but I didn't know what they were doing and didn't like them very much, yadda yadda yadda, their nose stopped bleeding a few minutes later.

Crashmo

Kids will be kids, duders

I also actually like Never Gonna Give You Up

It was still hilarious when Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Rickrolled the Macy's T-Day Parade

edit: With Rick Astley himself

Clint Eastwood

internet memes are all terrible

all of them. every one.

Crashmo

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

internet memes are all terrible

all of them. every one.

you are the memes

KetBra

Didn't see that one coming

Spoiler:

definitely wasn't going to say that myself

Spoiler:

definitely

Clint Eastwood

Crashmo wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

internet memes are all terrible

all of them. every one.

you are the memes

Veretas

Clint I noticed you have gotten rid of your BasedGod av/sig

doubleyou

tee

eff

Clint Eastwood

I've got another one in the works.

satansfingers

in honor of basedgod's victory over kevin durant in a game of one-on-one, no doubt

Clint Eastwood

glassface lp droppin soon baby

Clint Eastwood

Complex: Are you gonna fuck his bitch?

Lil B: Hmm. Am I gonna fuck Kevin Durant's bitch? If he offers, I might take up the offer. But if KD doesn't offer, I really don't have any intentions to do that. I just wanna play KD in a one-on-one and show him my skills. Show him that Based basketball. Cross him over a couple times and make him feel like a son.

Scudo

oh my god the buzzer on our dryer is entirely too long

like it buzzes for about how long my brain expects a dryer buzzer to last plus about 5 more seconds

complaints

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Scudo wrote: »

oh my god the buzzer on our dryer is entirely too long

like it buzzes for about how long my brain expects a dryer buzzer to last plus about 5 more seconds

complaints

first world problems

Scudo

I live in Mississippi it can hardly be hashtagged as #firstworld

republic of me

I never relay had any roommates but i did let a homeless English guy my brother knew stay for awhile. He was a pain in the ass and taught he could do everything better than anyone else. Also he had a tendency to borrow money without telling me. but he always paid it back without me asking. His dad left his mom and he followed his dad over to Ireland then his dad threw him out and told him he didn't want him. Also i have a friend whos a guy that often stays all night every night for weeks because he gets loanly in his house on his own. but he just sits quietly in the sitting room after im gone to bed that or we stay up until the following afternoon drinking and telling each-other how much we love each-other and how much we like being friends its strictly platonic though, although we do hug sometimes. oh and this one time we got so drunk we decided it would be a good idea to borrow the pony belonging to the kids next door and ride her around the garden pretending to be cowboys.

Sara Lynn

I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting

irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS

Butler

Sara Lynn wrote:

I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting

irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS

Now I'm hoping she cosplays Professor X.

Sara Lynn

Butler wrote:

Sara Lynn wrote:

I've talked about my old roommate so much here, I should just start saving the posts in .txt files so I don't have to type it all, too exhausting

irresponsible promiscuous and arrogant nerd who thinks she's a real life Faye from QC, habitual liar to make herself seem cooler and also bailed out on cleaning out the apartment before we moved out and I had to take a day off work to throw all her shit away/do the walk through of our cat piss soaked apartment that was piss soaked because she refused to fix her cat that I payed for/took care of/etc that recently got shotgun married and put it on YouTube and is gonna be some barely clothed character at Dragon*Con this year and if I see her there I will PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS

Now I'm hoping she cosplays Professor X.

Butler I miss you every day of my LIFE.