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AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
edited February 2011 in Singularity Engine++
I took a shower last night, and went to bed after drying off. I woke up around 5:26 without any hearing in my left ear. I then woke up again around 6 for school, still no hearing. I took an exam around 8:20, lied down on the right side of my head for 20 minutes, and I could hear again. I thought I was fine, and proceeded with my day as usual. Five minutes ago, my ear bumped into the side of my headphones as I was putting them on, and now my hearing is gone again.

Let's discuss the annoying problems of the human body.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft I'm all about dem Yens, 'bout dem Yens No creditRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My Penis is too huge.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Don't squeeze me I'll fart

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    pooping

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I can handle anything but the thought of ear-related pain

    I don't even want to think about it

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hearing-aid-7.jpg

    What's that??

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    haha dammit Liiya

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what I do and which has mixed results is I put the palm of my hand against my ear and push and relieve and kind of make a shitty suction cup

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what I do and which has mixed results is I put the palm of my hand against my ear and push and relieve and kind make a shitty suction cup

    oh my god I'm going to kiss you

    it workeeeed

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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know a girl who can manually open and close her Eustachian tube. Less kinky than it sounds.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2011
    what I do and which has mixed results is I put the palm of my hand against my ear and push and relieve and kind make a shitty suction cup

    this is bad

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Have you tried pinching your nose and blowing, Anti, to pop your ears?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Have you tried pinching your nose and blowing, Anti, to pop your ears?

    I have not!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    you could also pull on your earlobe and work your jaw

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just, you know, don't make yourself pass out or anything.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was told you are supposed to stand on one foot and hop up and down while slapping the unafffected ear with your hand (tilt the affected ear to the floor)

    everyone just stared at the first aid teacher and no one ever tried it

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Too late Liiya, Anti is on the floor now. But with good hearing atleast!

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Don't squeeze me I'll fart

    Sometimes, when I pick up my baby, I accidentally make him fart. I always feel bad about that.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you could also pull on your earlobe and work your jaw

    I tried this. This didn't work.

    Thank the lord for Speed Racer :D

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Stand on your head, anti.

    be patient, the answers will come

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    have you tried yawning a lot

    that makes my ears pop

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    have you tried yawning a lot

    that makes my ears pop

    totes tried this, too
    it normally works

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    Too late Liiya, Anti is on the floor now. But with good hearing atleast!

    Aw dammit. Well at least she can hear when we call for the emergency services!



    Tasty that made me laugh so much!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I usually just yawn.

    But ever since I woke up with fire in my ears from an infection from not drying it out properly, I haven't been dumb enough to go to bed like that.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh my god I wish seinfeld had ended that way

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    my jaw clicks when I use it
    various parts of my body twitch sometimes

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  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    All this talk about yawning is making me yawn.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh my god I wish seinfeld had ended that way

    it's not like the actual ending is much happier

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    going to jail for a year is kinda funny

    them all suddenly dying in a plane crash as a series finale is ridiculously funny

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah you're right

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    screen turns black

    "THAT'S IT NO MORE SEINFELD SHOW'S OVER"

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you could also pull on your earlobe and work your jaw

    Pulling on stuff is your solution to everything :x

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the human body itself is a problem

    all... squishy in some places, and rigid in others, and constantly producing fluids of various odors and viscosities

    I am not a fan

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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My knees pop when I get up from sitting or kneeling
    Didn't realize till this past weekend that other people can hear the popping D:

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh boy do i have body issues

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    skettios wrote: »
    My knees pop when I get up from sitting or kneeling
    Didn't realize till this past weekend that other people can hear the popping D:

    Mine do this too.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    my middle fingers are crooked and so are my front teeth a little and it bothers me a lot

    shoulda worn my retainer!

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i can't sleep on my right shoulder without it popping out of place

    very annoying

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