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skettios

bowtiedseal wrote: »

my middle fingers are crooked and so are my front teeth a little and it bothers me a lot

shoulda worn my retainer!

My left pinkie is crooked too cause I broke it when I was in elementary school. Didn't heal right or something idk.

Delzhand

Dichotomy wrote: »

the human body itself is a problem

all... squishy in some places, and rigid in others, and constantly producing fluids of various odors and viscosities

I am not a fan

Sensitive external genitalia on the egg fertilizing sex

intelligent design my ass

Antimatter

it hurts to bend my left middle finger all the way downward because it got hit by a flying basketball in gym class a couple years back

SoaL

ears are crazy

the whole eardrum setup is amazing

Yukira

Tam wrote: »

my jaw clicks when I use it
various parts of my body twitch sometimes

My jaw pops and my left elbow can pop now and then.

You get the twitching too?

Dichotomy

skettios

Yukira wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

my jaw clicks when I use it
various parts of my body twitch sometimes

My jaw pops and my left elbow can pop now and then.

You get the twitching too?

Sometimes a finger will just start twitching. Why does this happen?

MagnumCT

I can pop all of my fingers by pushing on the top-most knuckle but one due, I think, to football. Thing is, I probably could, but every time I touch it I get this physical and psychological warning not to, and I'm scared. Maybe one day I'll get really drunk and do it as a double FU to my body.

Yukira

skettios wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

my jaw clicks when I use it
various parts of my body twitch sometimes

My jaw pops and my left elbow can pop now and then.

You get the twitching too?

Sometimes a finger will just start twitching. Why does this happen?

For me? it's just a nervous twitch.

satansfingers

i'm really congested and i think i would benefit from a good sneeze but it's not happening for me

i just tried to sniff pepper to induce one but it is currently physically impossible for me to inhale through my nose

MagnumCT

Does anyone else sneeze repeatedly after a big meal?

crwth

satansfingers wrote: »

i'm really congested and i think i would benefit from a good sneeze but it's not happening for me

i just tried to sniff pepper to induce one but it is currently physically impossible for me to inhale through my nose

take a square of toilet paper and roll it up really thin and jam it in and out of your nostril until you sneeze

Antimatter

crwth wrote: »

satansfingers wrote: »

i'm really congested and i think i would benefit from a good sneeze but it's not happening for me

i just tried to sniff pepper to induce one but it is currently physically impossible for me to inhale through my nose

take a square of toilet paper and roll it up really thin and jam it in and out of your nostril until you sneeze

or look at a bright light

photic sneezes are helpful

Ulises

i just use any old pencil and stare at a light

though ever since i got sick and flew in an airplane i've been having weird sinus pressure issues. i can't breathe through my left nostril without pain in my ear and forehead

Linksville

I was born partially deaf. Over time it got worse, to the point that my doctors and mom contemplated getting me hearing aids and sign language lessons. Fortunately my hearing loss stopped and the trend reversed. I now have great hearing! Woot.

skettios

Yukira wrote: »

skettios wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

my jaw clicks when I use it
various parts of my body twitch sometimes

My jaw pops and my left elbow can pop now and then.

You get the twitching too?

Sometimes a finger will just start twitching. Why does this happen?

For me? it's just a nervous twitch.

hm. idk why it happens to me. Think the finger gets tired of not moving for awhile, cause that's usually when it happens.

Antimatter

I needed ear tubes when I was a kid to keep water from staying in my head

Linksville

Those were just to get the demons out, Rachel.

Yukira

skettios wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

skettios wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

my jaw clicks when I use it
various parts of my body twitch sometimes

My jaw pops and my left elbow can pop now and then.

You get the twitching too?

Sometimes a finger will just start twitching. Why does this happen?

For me? it's just a nervous twitch.

hm. idk why it happens to me. Think the finger gets tired of not moving for awhile, cause that's usually when it happens.

I'm a bit bouncy as well and it can drive my wife nuts.

skettios

I have trouble walking up stairs.
As I get further up them, the greater the sensation that I'm falling backwards gets.
Which is why I look like an idiot while walking up stairs sometimes cause I'll be leaning so far forward.

Ulises

i grew a jaw in the last year or so and it's stupid and clicky all the time

would suck if it didn't fix itself in time

Antimatter

Linksville wrote: »

Those were just to get the demons out, Rachel.

IT CLEARLY DIDNT WORK

Usagi

I have terrible ears, stupid chronic ear infections

And right now I hacmve a canker sore on the inside of my mouth and my incisor keeps bashing into it

tastypastry

Yukira wrote: »

skettios wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

my jaw clicks when I use it
various parts of my body twitch sometimes

My jaw pops and my left elbow can pop now and then.

You get the twitching too?

Sometimes a finger will just start twitching. Why does this happen?

For me? it's just a nervous twitch.

a nervous tic motion of the head to the left
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Aha3JjELY

FAQ

still working on my exoskeleton out of pine cones and glue

Ulises

fuck getting boils in your nostrils though

it's been ages since i had a month free of them

zen-

I went deaf for like a week as a kid

fine now though

Yukira

Usagi wrote: »

I have terrible ears, stupid chronic ear infections

And right now I hacmve a canker sore on the inside of my mouth and my incisor keeps bashing into it

Ever bite your cheek or lip and then it turns into a sore? Those are annoying, especially when you wake up and find out you've been chewing on it in your sleep.

skettios

Yukira wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

I have terrible ears, stupid chronic ear infections

And right now I hacmve a canker sore on the inside of my mouth and my incisor keeps bashing into it

Ever bite your cheek or lip and then it turns into a sore? Those are annoying, especially when you wake up and find out you've been chewing on it in your sleep.

YES
the chewing in the sleep thing went away when I got one of those plastic cover all your teeth retainers

Usagi

Yukira wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

I have terrible ears, stupid chronic ear infections

And right now I hacmve a canker sore on the inside of my mouth and my incisor keeps bashing into it

Ever bite your cheek or lip and then it turns into a sore? Those are annoying, especially when you wake up and find out you've been chewing on it in your sleep.

Good god yes it suuuuucks

Yukira

skettios wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

I have terrible ears, stupid chronic ear infections

And right now I hacmve a canker sore on the inside of my mouth and my incisor keeps bashing into it

Ever bite your cheek or lip and then it turns into a sore? Those are annoying, especially when you wake up and find out you've been chewing on it in your sleep.

YES
the chewing in the sleep thing went away when I got one of those plastic cover all your teeth retainers

I've cut back on it by making sure I fall asleep with my jaw as relaxed as it can get without having to open my mouth.

Metacortex

One time I stretched and popped my sternum like cracking a knuckle. Now it does it all the time. Except sometimes it feels like it wants to and no matter how I stretch it just won't go, so instead it just hurts a whole lot.

lostwords

I can't whistle. It has haunted me for years. Damn my fat tongue

Also there was a period a few years back where I got pounding headaches whenever I blew a load, which completely ruined masturbation for me for a spell. Luckily it went away or I would have gone insane.

TMI

Fearghaill

My wife sometimes gets really bad pain in her back, and the only way to get rid of it is to twist her torso until her spine pops - not just once, but a cascade down the back in rapid sequence.

Antimatter

personally, I've never figured out how to blow bubbles with bubble gum
nor how to snap my fingers

Viscount Islands

The best thing for congestion is a neti pot. The first time I used it I got a black ball of dried muscus and hair the size of a small bean out of my nostril.

Viscount Islands

I twist and push gently against things to crack my back all the time.

Edcrab

Antimatter wrote: »

personally, I've never figured out how to blow bubbles with bubble gum
nor how to snap my fingers

I can blow bubbles, I can sorta whistle, I can snap my fingers

I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't handle a sword

Oh and add me to the list of people with clicky jaw syndrome

Yukira

Viscount Islands wrote: »

The best thing for congestion is a neti pot. The first time I used it I got a black ball of dried muscus and hair the size of a small bean out of my nostril.

I keep wanting to try a neti pot.

feebsicle

I have water in most of my body.