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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Balls getting knocked around turns Zoel into a werewolf.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    partially the work thing because nobody will shut up about them since I am 20 years younger than everyone else and what else can you talk about

    It's not really an addiction so much as a temptation, like when someone is like HEY THIS GAME IS SUPER AWESOME.

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I think cracked is mostly awful

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hurp durp flarp burp

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    so what's the deal with airline food???

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    HA!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Airline food isn't bad.

    They always have awesome cookies too, little wafer things.

    Also this vid might be a little offensive to workplace sensibilities.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-j72ALHHs

    The modern stuff is airport food.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    HA!

    do you think women know about shrinkage tonkka

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    HA!

    do you think women know about shrinkage tonkka

    NO!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    I never really liked Seinfeld all that much. His stand up is much more entertaining than the show was.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    I never really liked Seinfeld all that much. His stand up is much more entertaining than the show was.

    Jerry Seinfeld is playing a pretty big arena in London this year. The tickets are £100.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    HA!

    do you think women know about shrinkage tonkka

    NO!

    So, what am I supposed to do…be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors? No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I enjoyed Seinfeld well enough.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Artreus wrote: »
    I enjoyed Seinfeld well enough.

    Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    NOBODY WILL TEACH ME

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor wrote: »
    NOBODY WILL TEACH ME

    SERENITY NOW!

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    These pretzels are making me thirsty?

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you don't understand

    I literally spent the last FOUR HOURS trying to get someone to teach me how to dougie on omegle

    NO

    FUcKING

    DICE

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Looking up dougie on omegle was weird

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    you don't understand

    I literally spent the last FOUR HOURS trying to get someone to teach me how to dougie on omegle

    NO

    FUcKING

    DICE

    you did get ultra-owned by a 12 year-old though.

    lol that kid is seriously my idol

    there is no way I was that put together at 12

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    think I'll buy me a spaceship

    space race man that's space racist

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Faynor wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    you don't understand

    I literally spent the last FOUR HOURS trying to get someone to teach me how to dougie on omegle

    NO

    FUcKING

    DICE

    you did get ultra-owned by a 12 year-old though.

    lol that kid is seriously my idol

    there is no way I was that put together at 12

    Sounds like a story!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    mein kampf was a story

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh shit, pizza rolls

    fuck this

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    he hair so moist

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sounds like a story!

    Faynor wanted to find someone to teach him how to dougie.

    The end.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Sounds like a story!

    Faynor wanted to find someone to teach him how to dougie.

    The end.

    every 10 seconds we'd hear "HI THERE CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE? WHAT. DOUGIE? YEAH. DOUGIE. NO NO WAIT"

    sometimes he wouldn't make it past the 3rd word.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    No I meant the cool 12 year old.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hi there! Aww.
    Hi there! Can you...? Aww.
    Hi there! That's a nice dick you have there, can you teach me how to dougie? Aww.

    Followed by:

    A-yo. What's up. Can you teach me how to dougie? Aww.
    Yo dog what's up. Aww.

    Followed by:
    HEY UGLY FACE.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kid fucking owned him, that's what happened

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what did this kid say gosh tell a story damn it

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    think I'll buy me a spaceship

    space race man that's space racist

    glad to see this thread stayed on topic

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    what did this kid say gosh tell a story damn it

    told faynor to tell his mom to shave her dick

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That burn isn't sick, it barely has the sniffles

    A doctor would smack that burn right in the face and tell it to stop wasting his time

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    To be fair it was the kids delivery up to that point that I believe was the burn.

    He didn't get flustered for a second and immediately responded to everything Faynor said.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you can't just release a book of your stand up written down word-for-word seinfield, at least put some effort into it

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    did nobody like copypaste a log of this 12-year-old kid interaction or i guess this sounds like a chatroullette kind of thing so did nobody take a video or something?

    GOSH

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    basically

    he reversed me calling him 12 into a burn about me being pissed that my boyfriend wasn't there

    he reversed me responding that I was legitimately angry about that into saying I was just on omegle looking for little girls

    at that point I told him he was right and asked what the name of the girl next to him was

    and he was like

    That's my nephew you piece of shit. WHERE DO YOU FUCKING LIVE? COME AT ME.

    I was like uh PORTLAND

    he was like Really, dumbass? What side of Portland?

    uh... the east side

    Oh, that's cool, what's the fucking address? What street do you live on?

    uh...

    THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, NOW TELL YOUR MOM TO SHAVE HER DICK

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