Balls getting knocked around turns Zoel into a werewolf.
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
partially the work thing because nobody will shut up about them since I am 20 years younger than everyone else and what else can you talk about
It's not really an addiction so much as a temptation, like when someone is like HEY THIS GAME IS SUPER AWESOME.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
So, what am I supposed to do…be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors? No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
To be fair it was the kids delivery up to that point that I believe was the burn.
He didn't get flustered for a second and immediately responded to everything Faynor said.
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Burden of ProofYou three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.Registered Userregular
edited January 2011
you can't just release a book of your stand up written down word-for-word seinfield, at least put some effort into it
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Mizuumipet dog you've been eating my video gamehow could you eat my video gameRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
did nobody like copypaste a log of this 12-year-old kid interaction or i guess this sounds like a chatroullette kind of thing so did nobody take a video or something?
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It's not really an addiction so much as a temptation, like when someone is like HEY THIS GAME IS SUPER AWESOME.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
They always have awesome cookies too, little wafer things.
Also this vid might be a little offensive to workplace sensibilities.
The modern stuff is airport food.
do you think women know about shrinkage tonkka
NO!
Jerry Seinfeld is playing a pretty big arena in London this year. The tickets are £100.
So, what am I supposed to do…be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors? No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!
Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.
SERENITY NOW!
I literally spent the last FOUR HOURS trying to get someone to teach me how to dougie on omegle
NO
FUcKING
DICE
lol that kid is seriously my idol
there is no way I was that put together at 12
space race man that's space racist
Sounds like a story!
What spring does with the cherry trees.
fuck this
keep with it
Faynor wanted to find someone to teach him how to dougie.
The end.
every 10 seconds we'd hear "HI THERE CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE? WHAT. DOUGIE? YEAH. DOUGIE. NO NO WAIT"
sometimes he wouldn't make it past the 3rd word.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Hi there! Can you...? Aww.
Hi there! That's a nice dick you have there, can you teach me how to dougie? Aww.
Followed by:
A-yo. What's up. Can you teach me how to dougie? Aww.
Yo dog what's up. Aww.
Followed by:
HEY UGLY FACE.
glad to see this thread stayed on topic
told faynor to tell his mom to shave her dick
A doctor would smack that burn right in the face and tell it to stop wasting his time
He didn't get flustered for a second and immediately responded to everything Faynor said.
GOSH
he reversed me calling him 12 into a burn about me being pissed that my boyfriend wasn't there
he reversed me responding that I was legitimately angry about that into saying I was just on omegle looking for little girls
at that point I told him he was right and asked what the name of the girl next to him was
and he was like
That's my nephew you piece of shit. WHERE DO YOU FUCKING LIVE? COME AT ME.
I was like uh PORTLAND
he was like Really, dumbass? What side of Portland?
uh... the east side
Oh, that's cool, what's the fucking address? What street do you live on?
uh...
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, NOW TELL YOUR MOM TO SHAVE HER DICK